The Weekly Quarterly Report

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The Weekly Quarterly Report is a weekly sketch show that satirizes news and culture podcasts. Join us as we report on everything that happened this past week in this current quarter.

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There's a Darkness in Your Eyes 26.05.2025 18:54

He hasn’t killed anyone. That’s why he’s dangerous. Rex Thunder faces Dr. Blowfeld while a new case, The Neverman, forces investigators to act before anything happens. Guest Artist for this episode: Elsa Roeber.

Hey Everyone! Dick Van Dyke Multiplied Himself So Let's Just Run Them Over With A Tank, Um, News 19.02.2025 19:53

A talking planet tries to save Earth. It’s not going well. Globey delivers an environmental message that keeps getting worse, while a developing situation involving Dick Van Dyke raises additional questions. Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Hasan Jafry, and Haley Gillman.

Shut the F*ck Up, Ray 12.02.2025 19:16

We found ghosts. You can’t see them. Also, Einstein is disappointing. New reporting on Ghost Finders and a resurrection interview that may have lowered expectations permanently. Guest Artist for this episode: Haley Gillman.

Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It 28.10.2024 24:23

A gas pump starts granting wishes. The story doesn’t survive it. Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price.

REAL Life with Waldo the Great 23.04.2024 22:21

A comeback interview we’ve been waiting for, and a laugh we should’ve cut. We didn’t.

Old Man Mitchell is a Straight Up B*tch 08.04.2024 20:01

We ranked the most outrageous behavior of the year. Now there’s a show about it. Coverage includes the Recreational Outrage League Awards and a new competition built around temptation, bad decisions, and public fallout. Guest Artists for this episode: Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, and Hasan Jafry.

Mine Ears Can't Take This Anymore! 01.04.2024 20:37

An AI designed to bully teenagers, a jazz-noir news meltdown, and the latest Grammar Police crackdown. Guest Artists: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, and Rhian Jonckowski.

Radio is Dead and the Earth is Dying 25.03.2024 1:28

The Weekly Quarterly Report launches on April 1st, 2024!