THE WEDDING POLICE

On this week's podcast, the confetti has settled, the cake has been sliced, and we're still reviewing the game film. Penny and Jim return for Part Two of the completely unofficial, wildly over-speculated, post-game analysis of the wedding that had the internet calling time-out: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's big day. Was the seating chart a strategic masterpiece? Was there really a bu...

In this fun-filled episode of  The Wedding Police Podcast , Penny & Jim put on their imaginary wedding planner badges and investigate the wedding that hasn't happened...yet! From Taylor Swift's dream gown to Travis Kelce's tux, they speculate on everything—including the guest list, venue, décor, flowers, menu, entertainment, and whether the reception will end with a surprise concert or a touch...

This week on  The Wedding Police , Penny and Jim hit the aisles of the bustling bridal expo with special guest  Bill Brennan , CEO of Bridal Expo Chicago/Milwaukee. From the hottest wedding trends and must-see vendors to insider tips on making the most of a bridal show (and get the best cake samples) Bill shares decades of industry expertise. Whether you're newly engaged or just love all things we...

This week on  The Wedding Police , Penny and Jim investigate the wild world of destination weddings. Are they romantic celebrations in paradise, or cleverly disguised group vacations that require guests to spend their rent money on airfare? From passport panic and all-inclusive resorts to beach ceremonies and family drama, Penny and Jilt examine the evidence, issue a few citations, and determine w...

This week on  Wedding Police , Penny and Jim investigate the wild world of wedding themes. From fairytale castles and rustic barns to masquerade balls and questionable tropical luaus, they examine what makes a themed wedding memorable—and what might earn a citation from the Wedding Police. Join them as they separate charming creativity from full-blown theme overload, with plenty of laughs along th...

In this episode of The Wedding Police Podcast, Penny and Jim are joined by special guest and sponsor Ryan Gorey from RGML Entertainment to talk all things wedding DJs. Ryan shares hilarious and memorable stories from the DJ booth, including unexpected song requests, dance floor disasters, and the moments that turned receptions into unforgettable parties. The crew also discusses what couples should...

🚨🎂 Episode 18 of The Wedding Police Podcast is serving up a sweet dose of wedding cake controversy! Penny and Jim take a bite out of the wild world of wedding cake toppers—from elegant and timeless to downright questionable. Is that bride dragging the groom by a fishing pole still funny? Should superhero figurines be standing on your five-tier masterpiece? And how many hobbies can you cram onto...

🚨🎂 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are taking on one of the sweetest — and most stressful — parts of wedding planning: the cake! From towering Pinterest masterpieces that wobble in the summer heat to couples arguing over buttercream versus fondant like it’s a courtroom trial, nothing is off limits. The duo dives into cake disasters, tasting temptations, topper trends, and the age-...

🚨💍 This week on The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim are laying down the law on wedding dress codes! From black tie confusion and cocktail attire crimes to guests who somehow interpret “formal” as “flip-flops welcome,” the duo breaks down the dos, don’ts, and fashion felonies that can make or break a wedding day. Expect hilarious hot takes, etiquette citations, and plenty of laughs as they help cou...

This week, Penny and Jim investigate the furry frontier of modern weddings in this hilarious episode of  The Wedding Police . Should your dog be the ring bearer? Should a Falcon attend cocktail hour? And who’s responsible when Grandma gets tackled by an overexcited golden retriever? Special guest Mary — professional dog handler and self-proclaimed “canine canoodler” — shares her advice, and how to...

This episode of  Wedding Police  , Penny and Jim tackle the age-old question: should kids be invited to weddings, or politely left with a babysitter and a juice box? The hosts debate the pros (tiny suits, adorable dance moves) versus the cons (sticky fingers, mid-ceremony meltdowns), and share survival tips for couples brave enough to say “yes” to kids. The verdict? Kids can be cute, chaotic, and...

In this episode of  The Wedding Police , Penny and Jim tackle one of the most debated reception topics: games at your wedding. Are they a fun icebreaker or a total vibe-killer? The duo shares real stories, dos and don’ts, and their favorite ways to get guests involved without forcing awkward moments. Plus, they introduce a new sponsor,  www.myweddingtrivia.com , a simple and customizable way to br...

On this episode of  Wedding Police , Penny and Jim answer a call from James, a 22-year-old recent grad who’s discovering that marriage negotiations start  way  before the vows. His fiancée wants a totally dry wedding—think sparkling cider and zero regrets—while James is picturing something a little more… fermented. As the debate bubbles over, Penny and Jim play referee, unpacking everything from f...

Episode 11 of  Wedding Police  finds Penny and Jim diving into the often-debated world of wedding favors. From thoughtful keepsakes guests actually love to the all-too-common trinkets left behind at the end of the night, they weigh the real value of these mini gifts. With their signature humor and honest takes, Penny and Jim explore whether wedding favors are a meaningful gesture—or an unnecessary...

Episode 10 of The Wedding Police is a milestone celebration that quickly spirals into chaos. Penny and Jim kick things off in a festive mood, marking their tenth episode with laughs and reflections—until they take a call from a mysterious listener dubbed “Dark Mary.” What starts as a simple Q&A turns into a bizarre, unpredictable ride as her strange questions and eerie energy throw the entire...

n this lightly chaotic episode, The Wedding Police tackle the mysterious phenomenon of people being told to do one simple thing—and immediately doing the opposite. With plenty of playful outrage and tongue-in-cheek “investigations,” Penny & Jim break down why following basic instructions can feel so impossible in certain situations. Expect exaggerated crimes, dramatic commentary, and a final v...

In this episode of  The Wedding Police , Penny and Jim put AI to the test by attempting to generate the perfect wedding toast—and quickly discover it’s not as simple as it sounds. With their usual tongue-in-cheek “law enforcement” approach, they critique the AI’s results while highlighting common toast mistakes, from awkward phrasing to saying way too much. Along the way, they lay down the law on...

In this BONUS episode of The Wedding Police, Penny and Jim dive into the Oscars with equal parts style critique and chaos. Penny delivers sharp takes on red carpet trends while Jim provides deeply unserious commentary. They bounce between fashion highs, pop culture moments, and slightly unhinged observations about celebrity behavior, turning the biggest night in Hollywood into a full-on comedy rec...

Every wedding has that moment: the mic comes out, the room goes quiet, and suddenly someone’s cousin thinks they’re headlining a comedy special. Wedding speeches are supposed to be heartfelt, short, and maybe a little funny. Instead, they’re often long, chaotic, and dangerously close to revealing the groom’s college nickname. Today on  Wedding Police , we’re stepping in before someone says “one mo...

Episode Recap: Wedding Police – Chaos Case File In this week’s episode of  Wedding Police , the hosts investigate a wedding that somehow transformed from a formal celebration into a full-blown social disaster. What should have been a smooth, joyful day instead turned into a masterclass in how not to behave in public. Penny & Jim decide lean in to who are the usual suspects, who needs to be hel...

On this episode of  The Wedding Police , we’re patrolling the bar — 🚨🍸 Let’s talk about the truth: not every couple needs a lavender-infused, smoke-bubbled, gold-flaked “love potion.” Sometimes your guests just want a strong drink and a short line. We give our best tips for streamlining the signature cocktail process! ....AND we are going to lock you up if you even think about drinking and drivi...

This week Penny & Jim are patrolling the bridal salon — where the mirrors are dramatic and the opinions are louder than the zipper. 🚨👰 Here’s the law: Start shopping 10–12 months out. These gowns don't make themselves! Bring 2–4 calm, loyal humans. If they thrive on chaos, they can wait in the car. And yes… arrests will be made. Whose wedding is it anyway??? Because let’s be clear: as far as...

In this episode of  Wedding Police , Penny and Jim investigate what happens when “We can totally make that ourselves!” turns into a five-alarm wedding emergency. From Pinterest-inspired centerpieces that wilt before cocktail hour to homemade cakes that lean harder than the best man after open bar, the duo breaks down how too many DIY projects can send even the most organized couple into chaos. Pen...

Today Penny & Jim engage in a playful discussion about the etiquette breach of wearing white to someone else’s wedding, using humor and exaggerated “punishments” to explore how to handle it without causing drama.