Eight - Patient and Psychiatric Hospital Broadcasting Messiah

The Ward

Comedy EN ↓ 47 episodes

In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics. At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.

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Eight - Patient and Psychiatric Hospital Broadcasting Messiah

Episodes

ThanksTaking - The Ward 022 29.11.2019 52:49

The curious link between narcolepsy, bird breasts, and 4k television sets. A Black Friday special! Contact us: feedback@thewardpodcast.com

Fall of the Celery Goddess - The Ward 021 13.11.2019 48:10

It was all the chihuahua's fault. contact: feedback@thewardpodcast.com

Sexual Non Sequitur - The Ward 020 30.10.2019 40:23

Eight gives insights into goats, relationships, and random encounters with unexpected sexual advances. Contact Eight at: feedback@thewardpodcast.com

Liquor Stores Across America! - The Ward 019 07.09.2019 49:24

How to get arrested at Wal-Mart, The mysteries of Canadian blended whiskey, and other assorted randomness. (Who can afford 5 cucumbers?) Reach me at: feedback@thewardpodcast.com

Freedom, Family, and Apple Fritters - The Ward 18 03.09.2018 51:54

The secret to why I haven't been around for a bit. The best relatives you can buy! (Hint, they were free and you get what you pay for). And the start of a new adventure! Subscribe!: https://theward.libsyn.com/ Email: feedback@thewardpodcast.com Twitter: ...I kinda forgot. maybe @thewardpodcast_ ????

The Princess Died - The Ward 017 10.04.2018 14:47

Eight selflessly sacrifices his health for you, Frozen is Dead!, and a correction about bear nipples. Miracle Max approved. Feedback: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Subscribe: Itunes, Stitcher, or at https://theward.libsyn.com Twitter: @TheWardPodcast_

The Easter Hornet - The Ward 016 03.04.2018 30:41

Lying to children, the origins of Easter, Twitter Hell, and the best alarm clock ever! (Definitely not a podcast about necrophiliac ducks). Feedback: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Subscribe: https://theward.libsyn.com Twitter: @TheWardPodcast_

St. Patrick's Green Laser - The Ward 015 27.03.2018 25:05

The mysteries of St. Patrick's Day revealed, how cookies and milk can save lives, and a recipe that will make even the most hipster barista jealous! Subscribe: https://theward.libsyn.com Feedback: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Twitter: @thewardpodcast_

Beware the Ides of March - The Ward 014 20.03.2018 33:30

The Rat rats on Eight (again), Secret construction paper messages, multinational syndicates, and a foliage-based conspiracy. Beware of senators! Feedback: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Twitter: @TheWardPodcast_ Subscribe: https://theward.libsyn.com

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL - The Ward 013 13.03.2018 18:13

Did you seriously think you were going to heaven? Special episode thanks to the magics of Jared and a few stints in solitary. Lucky number 13 my party people! Subscribe at: https://theward.libsyn.com Hatemail (or Love-letters) to: feedback@thewardpodcast.com Twitter: @thewardpodcast_

My Ginger Fluffer Castrato - The Ward 012 06.03.2018 34:48

Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, a rundown of various types of sports, and the secret martial art that became the modern game of golf. Also, thoughts on uncouth methods of castration. Feedback: feedback@thewardpodcast.com web: https://theward.libsyn.com Twitter: @TheWardPodcast_

The Yogurt of My Ancestors - The Ward 011 27.02.2018 34:49

What happens when you put fruit on the bottom, Roman antics, and proof that demons aren't impressed with pastels. Contact us: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Twitter: @thewardpodcast_ Subscribe: https://theward.libsyn.com

President Trump Lunch Boxes - The Ward 010 20.02.2018 40:15

President Trump wants to force-feed America's poor! A rant about government "nutrition" and a listener solves the first puzzle. Airborne squirrels. Contact us: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Subscribe on Itunes, Stitcher, or at TheWard.libsyn.com

Flamethrower Romance - The Ward 009 13.02.2018 53:43

Elon Musk, forbidden romance, and Roman decadence for the Valentines holiday! Settle your blood feuds and take a crack at the week's puzzle before Eight gets medicated out of his mind. Write Us: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Subscribe: Itunes (search for "carrot cake meatloaf"), Stitcher, or at http://theward.libsyn.com

Blue Blood Mooning - The Ward 008 09.02.2018 35:16

An historic event in which three moons rise on the same day, Eight gets confused which pod is which (and doesn't realize it), and practical advice about hair dryers. It's in the DNA. Contact us at: Feedback@thewardpodcast.com Temporary Website: theward.libsyn.com Also find us on iTunes (search for: Carrot Cake Meatloaf), Stitcher, or a podcast player near you! Subscribe and rate if you think it's...

The Last Supper - The Ward 007 04.02.2018 25:07

There is no such thing as a tostada, damnit! There is no such thing as a tostada! Those are called chalupas and a poor excuse for one at that! Taco Bell... oh Taco Bell... Anyways, This episode is filled with crack and chalupas. Carrot ecstasy!

Secret Agent Horse Power - The Ward 006 30.01.2018 37:13

Mouse racism, wall climbing, and the truth about horses. The Ward has been infiltrated!

Satan and the Phone Fairy - The Ward 005 28.01.2018 35:07

Summon Satan for mental health! A visit from the phone fairy, Netflix, and the plague.

Nuns Versus Nazis - The Ward 004 27.01.2018 44:50

The magic of music, my tragic fall from grace, and our first puzzle! The government shuts down.

The War On Shrugs - The Ward 003 27.01.2018 42:43

The wonders of Canada/Washington, Desiccated Mouse's first fan, and the eternal wisdom of Disney's Frozen. Also, the truth about Time and my recent promotion!

He Went To Jared's - The Ward 002 27.01.2018 36:46

The Tao of Skittles, an examination of Jared's existential reality (and popularity), and my rise as the Messiah of Generation X. Fake missile alerts!

Carrot Cake Meatloaf - The Ward 001 27.01.2018 37:53

First Episode! Wherein we talk about prisons, Desiccated Mouse's special birthday recipe, and insomnia caused by murderous roomies. A day in the life...