The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's recent trip, meth-laced candy in New Zealand, and more ants are coming for us! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about astronauts stuck in space for months, and a couple charging $300 for guest to come to their wedding On the road - No bonus episode next week. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter:...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of the Olympics, give props to Peacock, and Drake's 100 gigs. On the road - No bonus episodes the next 2 weeks. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Mercury in Retrograde, spicy chips hospitalizes children in Japan, and exploding soda cans due to summer heat. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Kamala's running mate, Jon Voight getting out of pocket, and standing by Boar's Head. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what Olympic games they've been watching, and Celine Dion Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the presidential drop out, Florida vacations and sneakers. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their differing views on the new Common and Pete Rock project, airborne hippos, and the slowing of the Earth's core. No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knom...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a flood in a Mexican city leads to 200 crocodiles running around, the new iOS 18 updates, and the mystery of a wallaby! No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knome...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding peace at your angriest while in a Burger King/Popeyes, Irish crushes, and a century old stick of butter. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC finally discovering trash cans with lids, banned chemical in our citrus soda and the international flight that turned around because of food poisoning. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduc...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about virgin birth by a boa constrictor, drugs hidden inside of Taco Bell food, and ants amputate their own Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about raw dogging flights, happy people in Finland, and living skin on robots Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a gamer flying to Florida to attack another gamer, police in Alaska saving a moose, and George Santos trying his best. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a poop protest in France, more elephant attacks, and NASA on the hook for the damage caused by space debris to a local home. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how a Facebook post ruined a family's vacation, how often we should do laundry, and Elon Musk demanding money back from people he fired. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMerc...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about contaminated bottled water, a large group of twins graduating from the same middle school, and elephants using names for each other. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Ins...

**Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt ** In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @Gastor...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the pettiness level of a country, potential scary spiders, and the lack of marijuana at Martha's Vineyard. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProdu...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno In...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions