The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fart walks, fashionable deer, and scheming on Macy's. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's lawsuit, holiday traveling safety, and Trump making calls on unsecured lines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rapping with Mark Zuckerberg, teenagers changing the world through science, and life on a commercial set. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the creation of a women's proffesional baseball league, accidently having too many fancy mice, and the Pentagon failing its audit. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMerc...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Olympic horses winning military medals, cops eating samosas, and 77 year old cake. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the comfort that comes from terrible ninja movies, Trumps first office appointments, and 43 Monkeys on the run. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Weezer Blue, Michelin star ice cream, and the most beautiful bat in the world. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election, shady ambulance practices and Elon buying votes. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Giant Pumpkin contest and African wildcats being found in Chicago No Bonus Episodes next week. See you next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's ankle recovery, a spoiled kid using AI on his school paper, and how to gather 800 parots. No Bonus Episodes the next 2 weeks. See you next Thursday! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC trying birth control on rats, how deep racoons roll, and the monster that is Kevin O'leary. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting 4 years on the pod, chubby bears, Mcdonald's finally makes the right decision, and the new cost to dream Mega. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LAPD not understanding how magnets and electricity work, Pras being confused by Lauryn Hill being herself, and a new use for vibrators. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Eric Adams doing everything wrong, the fight over a homerun ball, and Gastor finally adjusting to life after Boarshead. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduction...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the large amount of elderly in Japan, Pablo Escobar's Hippos, and hanging out at famous cemetaries. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding out your father is alive 3 years after you cremated him, the Turkey Leg Hut experience, and an easy day at the office for a group of cops. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twi...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Home Depot hustling customers, teens feeling unprepared for life and children running errands on their own. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the 1000 bottles of baby oil, the fall off of deli meats, and other things making Gastor's week a tough one. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPro...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the illusion of the "high-life" of an artist, pastors going crazy in Vegas, and when to give up on a dream swim. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the debate despite not seeing it, bootleg team mascots, and the curse of dynamic pricing. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teenages coming into their own, when a crime requires too much, and the magic of ghost kitchens. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sexually deprived dolphins, being stuck on a cruise for 3 months, and how long it would take your job to notice that you died at your desk. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about peaking into other worlds, everyone dealing with identity theft, and Oreo's jumping the Shark. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions