The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a hotel offering an odd wake up call service, no more porn in France, and finding out your ex girlfriend is secretly your current wife. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have so...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC mayoral race , a flordia man that was gored in yellow stone park and Brandy and Monica making the worse plan ever. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor riding with the Dominican soccer team, a postal worker stealing $30k, and the legalizing of bodega cats. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rogue weatherman, volunteering to do time in prison after winnning the lotto, and one of the best airline hustles ever. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Goodyear Blimps, mushroom highs in the wild, and why jelloshots and preschool don't mix. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about doing Algebra for fun, scrap paper, and bears breaking into homes. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠pa...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about pigeons shutting down a Delta flight, human-bone containing drugs and Gen Z workers lying to get work. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perk...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about election results they don't fully understand, Broadway legends issuing apologies, and the tough housing market. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about AI article making up books in a Best-of list, Noah's ark site potentially discovered and the purchasing of expensive frames. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some excl...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa get side tracked and talk about Dick Wolf television shows. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportP...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about driverless long haul trucks in Texas, and the return of Sesame Street. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding arsenic in the rice, doing 30 years for NFL tickets and the return of HBO. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Google rolling out features we don't need, letting it go on an airplane, and TGI Fridays switching things up. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content a...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drunk 3 year olds, Menedez returns, and the politcal power of George Clooney. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about dreaming of commiting soft-crimes, performing with animals, and which animals can and can't be had as pets in NYC PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's redone floors, Trump hiding changes by doing the most, and dropping too many shards of metal on the streets. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about OnlyFans models getting too loose in the hotel, Shein and Temu making sure we know who to blame for the price hikes, and Trump decides to do some redecorating. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capybaras, lonely man in Michigan, and not wanting to be grouped in with other celebs. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠p...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Surgeon sharing pictures from inside the operating room, transporting penguins in a cardboard box, and how many space heaters before your home doubles as a growhouse? PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. C...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about missing lime Skittles, the biggest Monopoly game ever, and hate watching a show with family. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it real...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding your real parents at 70, the shrinking art world economy, and the investigation into the pricing practices of Big Egg. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury leaving a little late Retrograde gift for Gastor's computer, Trump's constantly updating tariff news, flies getting tipsy. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about enjoying your journey, Christopher Nolan films, and the state of our mental health. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠p...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the passing of Val Kilmer, the IRS collecting less tax revenue, and why you should always believe children. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perk...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting your prime at 50, ozempic users fighting off their exes, and racing rescue dogs. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions