The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mayor Eric Adams dropping out of the New York City mayoral race, his overall messiness, and AI actors coming for our gigs. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tony Hawk's 900 skateboard being sold, and Trump vs Tylenol. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Trump's pop up statue at The National Mall, and the end of the rat Czar. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Limewire buying Fyre Festival, lost hats at Yellowstone, and the end of Publishers Clearing House. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, p...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a man getting beat up by a bear, a teenage snail doing teen things, and a rock skipping scandal. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg, legless doctor going to jail for fraud, and Shalewa's unintentional catch phrases. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusi...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Lil Jon placing in a bodybuilding contest, a man who identified as a dog during an arrest and Sesame Street dropping episodes on Youtube. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being stuck in space without oxygen, and getting fired because of AI then getting rehired to fix their mistakes. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content an...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about companies that need to be evil to grow, the death of a legend's wife, and the wrong haircut for Gastor. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perk...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about leggins being out with gen-z, and robots having babies for us. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tarrifs, Swift/Kelce engagement, and cheap billionaire gifts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about early days of driving, and a major shrimp recall. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreo...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's vocal chords, Shalewa's favorite article headlines, and the slowest search for a phone - ever! PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting into youthful hobbies in your midlife, influencers using charity as a cover, and a small town that has a dog as its best detective. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll hav...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to escape a French prison, an alternative option for unwanted pets, and the unexpected cost of having a bat fly into your mouth. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclu...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more states banning the purchase of soda with SNAP, a woman running a laptop farm for North Korea, and the use of Noah Baumbach's Marriage Story to scare off wolves. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent time away, AI destroying work, and the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about France racing pigeons, the passing of a fast food icon, and using ChatGPT to read the tea leaves. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, pl...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Uno-themed casinos, celebraties using services to scrub social media of fake profiles, and Denmark fighting back against AI deepfakes. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have som...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the top 10 most walkable cities in the US. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReport...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about staying hydrated, accidentally poisoning an entire class of children, and an overflow of urine samples. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun per...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about reviewing a black-owned buisness that you hear about on Yelp, and the pivot that Chuck E Cheese should make. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun per...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a crypto robbery, bears breaking out for a snack, and the fall of a super market stapple. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it re...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Diddy getting away with it, dogs are now legally members of the family, and how many kids think chicken nuggets are vegatables. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive...