The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Andrew Cuomo's growing legal issues, the Nike exec brought down by her idiot son, and iPhones ruining your sleep. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

There's no bonus episode of The War Report Podcast this week and it's Gastor's fault. Gastor and Shalewa recorded a great episode with guest Gordon Baker-Bone of the Drunk Black History Podcast, but unfortunately had some technical issues. Gastor says I'm sorry in his own way.  Check out the Homie Gordon Baker-Bone's Podcast Drunk Black History (co-hosted by Brandon Collins)  https://pod...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the naming process for the Washington Football Team, the discovery of the oldest DNA, and MLB making sure baseballs is less fun?  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduction...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa shares her Girl Scout Cookies - but only a certain amount of them. Gastor tells us what he doesn't give kids money who are fundraising for their basketball team. Together, they discuss McDonald's new chicken sandwich clothing and the premier of the vegan KitKat.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme mus...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the alternative ways the people of New Orleans are celebrating Mardi Gras, Central Park Karen getting her charges dropped, and they give props to a young student who got accepted into 50 colleges! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Kn...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa wonders what is the right amount of mugs to have in her life, while Gastor notices how Crack documentaries all share a similar trait. Together, the laugh at the silliness that is Sean Combs suing Sean John for using Sean Combs when talking about Sean John.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Gu...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the opening day of Trump's Impeachment trial, a Utah school that allowed their students to opt out of Black History Month, and Shalewa soap-boxes about The Weeknd's Halftime show.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprodu...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Tesla's recall, GameStop Stock finally calming down, Rob Gronkowski faking off-season workouts and the 30,000 cardboard cutouts that will attend the Super Bowl Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoM...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa deal with being snowed in as part of the blizzard that hit the Northeast. Together they discuss Trump's plan to fight his impeachment, the GOP's counter to Biden's Relief plan, and "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang getting covid-19. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold"...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the iPhone 12 interfering with pacemakers, Trey Songz beating up cops, and the sad case of the Secret Service workers who get stuck guarding Eric Trump. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the monkey worker's union, the incredibly slow rising minimum wage, and Joe Biden's first phone call with Vladimir Putin. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercy...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about TIm Cook shutting down Parlor, Azealia Banks boiling cats, and the awesome members of Bills Mafia. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the transition of power between Trump and Biden, Trump's presidential pardons (Shouts to Lil Wayne!) and a recent discovery that might reveal how dinosaurs had sex. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Ins...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Cole apologizing to Kanye, Alabama's championship celebrations gone wild, and the madness that is "Soho Karen." Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa enjoys life with a new Brita filter and Gastor discusses his brief career as an alcohol distiller. Together they talk about Trumps impeachment, Ireland's growing covid-19 numbers, and how Crocs have gone from "ugly shoe" to "pandemic business success." Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "G...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the potential early release of Bobby Shmurda, the disturbing twitter hole of Bean Dad, and the dangers of eating at Justin's. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

Note* Today's episode, like all episodes, was recorded on the Tuesday prior to the release. Before all of the... everything.  In today's episode, Shalewa jacks renames office supplies and Gastor has to explain to his son what is zoom appropriate attire. They also discuss the end of Adobe Flash, the return of the OG Batman Michael Keaton,  and the decision by American Airlines to stop all...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about your upcoming stimulus checks, Young Thug's lack of knowledge of Jay-Z and Andre 3000's discography and wonder if Hilaria Baldwin's 10 year performance as a Spanish women should be commended.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprod...

In today's episode, Shalewa rediscovers the magic of movies, and Gastor needs to rush to get rid of his Christmas Tree before the year kicks off. Together, they discuss Lori Loughlin's release from jail, Mariah Carey's reign on top of the Christmas music charts, and how nose picking is spreading the corona virus. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJ...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about how to rock your Faux Fur, "Nugget after Dark," and wonder if having the both the nicknames Prince and Blanket are too much for one Jackson.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio...

In today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor share they new found super powers, the long overdue Barbara John Statue in the Capitol Building, and what's the best way to deal with a less-then-average sandwich artist.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor dream of cashing in like Howard Stern and come to the defense of a local Amazon Delivery driver.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor chin-check Joseph Epstein for taking reckless about Dr. Jill Biden Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor encourage teens to "fight the power" by wearing any nail polish they want, show genuine concern for Logan Paul, and salute their growing fanbase in Wappingers Falls, NY Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer...

In today's episode, Shalewa applauds the success of Roddy Ricch but wonders what his summer would have been like in a non-quarantine 2020, while Gastor shares with the listeners how his "Always Good" mantra works.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter:...