The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Disney's plans for a new $100 sandwich, a fight over Pokemon cards at Walmart, and a 12 year old who graduated High School and College this month. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa wish everyone a Happy Birthday while discussing the brilliance of Simone Biles, and the slightly less than brilliant moment we witnessed of Malik Beasley.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kno...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Facebook target marketing compression socks to Sha, Burger King's late entry into the chicken sandwich game, and JFK getting caught in the DM's in 70 years ago. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a black-owned cereal in the shape of black fist, Donald Trump cashing in his presidential pension, and what really constitutes a robbery. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduct...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss how to give people a "Cautious Hug," returning old toys to Mattel, and the reunion of one of Shalewa's favorite couples - "Bennifer." Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tom Cruise returning his Golden Globe awards in protest, the lack of gasoline in North Carolina, and a loose tiger in Texas. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Florida trying to ban social media sites from deplatforming politicians, a nose-to-penis ratio study, and a woman finding a cigarette in her taco at Taco Bell.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @K...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Rogan giving out bad information, Goldman Sachs trying to bring workers back into the office fold, and the end of that loving feeling between Bill and Melinda Gates. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter:...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss which full-sleeve tattoos they'd get, race dog's being given meth and the political power of a Jay-Z and Nas endorsement.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the recent super pink moon, the return of the Johnson & Johnson shot, and Elon Musk saying people might die on his mission to Mars. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductio...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Kanye West's original Yeezy's going for a million bucks, outrunning a T-Rex, and Shalewa's shopping for a new mattress.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa decide which of today's slang they will add to their daily lexicon, while talking over Mark Davis and his Raider's insensitive tweet, Whole Foods scanning your palm for payment, and the criticism of the words of #BLM activist - Britney Spears?! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Hank Azaria apologizing for Apu, a man suing 50 Cent over claims that he inspired "Power", and a few odd listener submitted articles.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa dive in on the concept of "Too Soon" and when its appropriate to make a joke, while touching on the Dante Wright shooting, the passing of DMX, and the defeat of the Unionization efforts by Amazon.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomerc...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Paul Pierce losing his job, Major League Baseball moving it's All-Star game, and the vaccine and it's effect on local comedy. They are joined by comedian/director Pockets Graham (@ImPockets on twitter and Instagram) to discuss his recent Film #COMEDYLIVES Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte The...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss some random news topics, but only after Shalewa shares her frustrations with Steve Harvey's hosting of the most recent Verzuz. Gastor has never been happier. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram:...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss sex robots for the elderly, protest being allowed at the US Olympic Trails and a comic book about the "struggle" of life as Nick Jonas. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa pick the best PMS snacks, discuss Elon Musk continued failures at getting to space, and the benefits of an adjustable penis.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the recent Ghostface/Raekwon Verzuz, Jay-Z's autographed baseball card and Bobby Shmurda's life on parole.   Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa question Krispy Kreme's free donut for vaxers promotion, the struggles of the US Postal service, and the unseen R-rated version of Mrs. Doubtfire.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPro...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Blue Ivy's first Grammy, who should Stacy Dash date next, and the JLo/ARod love affair. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Real World reunion, the Vatican's stance on blessing same-sex unions, and Tesla's self-driving beta software rollout.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the end of the iMac Pro, Pepe Le Pew's removal from the next Space Jam movie, and Prince Charles trying to run damage control for the Royal Family. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the damage control being done by the Royal Family, the success of Alaska in getting the vaccine to its community, and Joe Bidden's dog Major getting kicked out of the White House.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyprodu...

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the possible identity of Banksy and wonder what it must be like to work as a Tekashi69 Security guard.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions