The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a McDonald's location using 10 year old's on the late night shift, and Nicolas Cage sharing memories from his time in the womb. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProd...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen body parts being shipped by mail, the discovery of other galaxies, and is a taped banana still art if it's been eaten. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instag...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a community complaining about a stacked mermaid, and a terminally ill woman finds her kidney donor because of her dog. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the dating scene in the community of Spiceland, Rick Ross offering Don Lemon work at a Wingstop, and how to use a fake Craigslist ad to effect a campaign. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduct...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a police officer using exorcisms to make arrest, an attack on a beloved baseball mascot, and a man who's going to jail because he threatened a dictionary publisher. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitt...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the nail in the coffin for Bed, Bath & Beyond, McDonald's changing the Big Mac for the first time in 56 years, and Desiigner's struggle with mental health. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Kn...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an old NASA satellite returning to Earth, Canadian federal workers going on strike, and how you can collect money from Facebook's recent $750 million dollar settlement. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions T...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC's recently appointed rat czar, a man entering a women's chess tournament in Kenya, and the oncoming pilot shortage. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagra...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the NYPD rolling out snitchbots, a real snake on a plane situation, and the reason that cockroaches will outlive us all. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent travels, a recent Apple store robbery gone right, and a mayor trying to sue AI. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Brandon Collins. They talk about which movie memorabilia they'd want, what Da Vinci used in his painting, and the latest additions to the Forbes' sports billionaires list. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Special Guest Host Bran...

In today's episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Brandon Collins. They talk about how far an Amazon driver will go to make their delivery, a woman trying to scam money from a business instead of blaming her dog, and the chaos caused by Apple's weather app being down for one day. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @...

In today's episode, Shalewa is on the road, so Gastor is joined by Ariel Leaty. They talk about girls in Florida not being allowed to talk about periods in school, baby mice coming from 2 male mice, and teenagers solving math theories getting paid! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Special Guest Host Ariel Le...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about things they've learned from the Troops and Correspondents, the attempted robbery of a helicopter and how nobody in Minnesota is hungry according to one state senator. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twi...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about breaking into your own home, should we be airtaging our seafood, and two criminals breaking out of jail only to be caught at an IHOP. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno In...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about movie studios producing more animals on cocaine movies, the auctioning off of the first iPhone, and deleting voicemails of people who have passed away. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagra...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about monkey's standing up for themselves, the candy bars that would make the best breakfast cereal, and when you're too tall to commit a crime.  Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Insta...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about enjoying the return of De La Soul to streaming services, Joe Biden going after Tik Tok and who is allowed to say "bruh." Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Chris Rock's special, the girl's basketball team at Hoover being denied a trophy, and how to change your signature.  Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProd...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about taking some much needed time off, who should determine the time zone on the moon, and how your perceived attractiveness relates to your Covid-19 mask compliance.  Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instag...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tom Brady's latest ambitions, Americans wasting their gift cards, and when to wonder if your co-pilot is playing dead or actually dead.  Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagra...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about McDonald's rolling out vegan chicken nuggets, an easter egg robbery, and the greatest love story of all. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about alligators in Brooklyn parks, vagina gummies, and the oldest dog in the world.  Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Southwest CEO flying on American Airlines, remote work costing New York City billions, and which states are looking to solve their labor crisis with an increase in child labor.  Follow the team: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno I...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the mystery of the pregnant gibbon, Massachusetts trying to pass a bill allowing for inmates to donate organs for reduced sentences, and a woman poisons her doppleganger. RIP David Jude Jolicoeur Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provide...