The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Michael Oher deserving the entire bag, how trustworthy are mushrooms and the truth behind Tank the Bear. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Netflix seeking to hire an AI product manager, the knock-off In-N-Out in Mexico, and a woman is attacked on her lawn by a snake and a hawk - at the same time! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno I...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a moment in history that just took place in Alabama. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build the biggest Costco ever, tick spit causing a red meat allergy, and Sha and Gastor turning a new leaf and launching new projects. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoM...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a family business built on recycling, a racist baseball team logo, and why Bed, Bath & Beyond wont die. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProducti...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a lady suing over overly spicy Dragon Balls, and Gastor has a new sports experience. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wild boars pretending to be lions, rigged elections in Cambodia, and Shalewa's plan for her week in an empty apartment. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an ex employee who was fired for incompetence, but later found out his previous employer was still using thousands of files they created. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyPr...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the husband behind the White & Gold vs. Blue & Black dress being accused of attempted murder, Harvard ethics professors having papers retracted for dishonesty, and McDonald's making snack related mistakes. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme mu...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Georgia woman who stole nearly $10 million from Amazon, and a beaver warning people of what lake to avoid. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a failed robbery of an Atlanta nail salon, llamas attending weddings, and a former NYC mayor announcing his modern living situation/breakup. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter:...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Twitter not paying out EOY bonus to its employees, and does your ketchup go inside the fridge or out? Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ryan Seacrest coming for all jobs, the Furby comeback, and sex lives of Trader Joe's staff. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about if lab grown meat is Kosher, Elon Musk mom not letting him fight, and a Janitor that took out 20 years worth of lab experiments in one night. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMer...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas eliminating water breaks, Apple trying to trademark actual apples, and Pepsi debuts its first condiment. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProdu...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about some terrible ways people can use ChatGPT, a million dollar wage theft case at an assisted living facility, and two airplanes delay takeoff after reversing into each other at the airport. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomer...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Taqueria owner using a priest to find the snitches amongst his staff, a documentary crew attacked by sharks, and the Price is Right contestant who played the game too hard Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor splurging on glasses, the iPhone finally fixing it's biggest ducking problems, and old bosses complaining about young workers again. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoM...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the responsible drinking habits of Gen-Z, doctors removing the largest kidney stone in the world, and the lengths a man would go to, to add to his height. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduct...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the meaning behind beige flags and when is the right time to jump into an alligator enclosure. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of days, the price of hiring a hitman on the darkweb, and debate the best name for your baby gorilla. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProduc...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ohio prison employees placed on leave after two inmates escape, a bronze statue that's packing too much heat, and the revenge of the orcas! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoM...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a woman making a $500 salad, returning a library book after nearly 100 years, and the return of the local miracle! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyP...

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the fastest trip through all of NYC's subway system, pickleball taking over malls, and the ownership of the phrase "Taco Tuesday." Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @Kno...

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the impressive girth of water, AI being used to write 100 books in 9 months, and an IT worker sues her job after misunderstanding the tone of an email. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproduction...