The Wafflers

🎙️ The Wafflers Podcast: Graveyard FM 👻 Welcome to Graveyard FM , the number one radio station for the living dead ! Hosted by Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein , your favourite decomposing DJs are back from beyond the grave to bring you a night of chilling confessions, ghastly dilemmas, and undead bangers. Tune in as the pair tackle this year’s spookiest “ Am I the Ghoulhead? ” submissions — from...

**Ep 280: Urban Legends (feat. Tom Slemen Returns!)** The lads are back and things are getting spooky — and stupid — in equal measure. Danny and Andy welcome back the one and only *Tom Slemen*, Liverpool’s ghost guru, to dive headfirst into a load of Urban Legends that are somehow equal parts terrifying and ridiculous. There’s *The Bus to Nowhere* — a ghost bus that only appears to people who’ve c...

Chaos is afoot! This week, the lads dive headfirst into animal attacks and outright lies. Danny recounts his dramatic trip to Liverpool, which ended with a rather unfortunate incident involving bird poo down his shin. Then, Andy battles a terrifying tale of a hungry, hungry goose. Finally, the gloves come off for a tense round of '9 Facts, 1 Lie', where trusting your best mate might be your bigges...

🎙️ Episode Bio – The Wafflers: Never Have I Ever This week Danny puts Andy through the ultimate game of Never Have I Ever — Wafflers style. No drinks, no mercy, just confessions flying left, right and centre. From awkward childhood blunders to naughty secrets that probably should’ve stayed hidden, nothing is off the table. Expect oversharing, uncontrollable laughter, and Andy wishing he’d stayed q...

Ep 279: Is It Weird Too.. This week The Wafflers go full confessional as Danny and Andy tackle the ultimate “Is it weird..” list — from sniffing milk and clapping on planes, to peeling nuggets, licking plates, and eating ice cream with a fork. Things only get stranger as they debate favourite spoons, petrol-sniffing, imaginary arguments, and cartoon crushes. And of course, it wouldn’t be The Waffl...

Ep 278: Assumptions, Misconceptions & Lip Locking Obsession The lads tackle your wildest assumptions about The Wafflers — debunking some, owning up to others, and causing plenty of new misconceptions along the way. Andy gets lost down a rabbit hole, Danny takes it far too literally, and in a bizarre turn, Danny spots Mikey in McDonald’s glued to someone’s face mid-snog. Pure waffle, pure chaos...

Ep 277: Ulcer Sedation, Danny’s Vacation While Danny was sneaking off for sun, sangria, and siestas in Spain, Andy was stuck at home battling stomach ulcers and getting sedated like a budget rockstar. The boys reunite to swap tales of tapas and tummy trauma, holidays and hospitals — with the usual chaos, oversharing, and waffle along the way.

Andy’s back after being poorly, and Danny’s been spending his recovery time glued to Wife Swap reruns from the early 2000s. Things quickly go off the rails as Danny shares a story about sexual role play gone wrong, leaving Andy in stitches. But the real chaos kicks off in the main event—Danny and Andy attempt to plan each other’s perfect Sunday . Spoiler: their ideas couldn’t be further from perfe...

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edit...

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email Danny on thewafflersdw@gmail.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edit...

Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For any enquires or to book a personal event email us @ dannywhiting@live.com Follow us on TIKTOK for clips of the podcast @dannywhiting Follow us on Twitter @ThewafflersDW Email thewafflersdw@gmail.com Instagram @thewafflerscast Produced By Danny Whiting Recorded By Danny Whiting Edited By...

After a two-month dry spell, we’re forcing ourselves back into your ears — raw and unlubed. Just pure waffle. Danny’s back with his smile, Andy’s still lost in his own head, and The Wafflers Podcast is as messy as ever. Welcome to ‘Reloaded and Unlubed’. You asked for this. (You didn’t.) Tweet us @ThewafflersDW or to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own For...

From exploding stomachs to magpie salutes — this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre things we believed as children. Danny, Andy, and Pete explore the myths that haunted their childhoods: 🌙 Did the moon follow you around like a needy ex? 🍝 Did raw pasta really explode your insides? 👁️ Would sneezing with your eyes open shoot your eyeballs across the room? 💦 And was there ever a more terrif...

Everyone remembers that kid — the one who licked a bird, claimed to be a reincarnated Vietnam soldier, or smelled suspiciously like wee. This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we dive into the strange world of schoolyard oddballs and the unforgettable things they did that made us all go, “...what the hell?” From phantom PSP smut smugglers to moth-eating legends, we share real-life tales from Reddit an...

Bird Flu, Teeth Town, and Lesbian Caravan Adventures Andy’s still battling the mystery illness—and live on air, the lads piece together the shocking truth: he’s caught bird flu. (Probably.) Meanwhile, Pete’s been back to the caravan... and this time, he brought company—two lesbians, invited purely to watch them kiss. Classy as ever. He also discovered Little Italy, a tiny town built entirely from...

Lice, lies, laughs, and luscious blondes Pete returns from London with head lice, a mysterious bum itch solved, a run-in with Tory joggers, a pancake-loving man with Down Syndrome, and a bold lady who knew he wasn’t from Liverpool. Oh, and he got a flat tyre—7 minutes from glory. Andy’s back from the brink after being bed-ridden and on death's door, and Danny… well, Danny’s discovered his in-laws...

No Pete. No Andy. No chaos? Not quite. This week, Danny’s joined by the ever-dramatic Mikey and the mysterious Vog. The trio attempts a Top 10 Blind Ranking of movies (with mixed success), play a round of Convolute, and accidentally unearth some truly questionable facts about Mikey Dodds. Midway through, they take a break to watch the long-awaited Powers of Authority (off-mic), and return to give...

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast Things get uncomfortably personal as the lads discover Andy’s shorts used to be his dad’s—and naturally, they become obsessed with investigating a mysterious yellow stain. What is it? Mustard? Piss? Ghost juice? Nobody's ready for the truth. Danny raw-dogged a 6-year-old’s birthday party (not like that!) after forgetting his phone and being forced to survive in a...

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast Guess who’s back! Mikey returns to the pod for the first time since episode 255, and boy, has life been chaotic. He’s got stories of bomb scares and evacuations at work and shares the sad news that he and his partner have split up since his last appearance. To top it off, Mikey even went on a date and got brutally stood up. Ouch. Meanwhile, Andy shares the heartbr...

The Tom Slemen Investigation: Lost in the Story In this special episode, Winston P. Sniffington sets out to uncover the truth about legendary storyteller Tom Slemen. But as the investigation unfolds, reality begins to crack. How does Tom know so much about Andy, Pete, and the infamous Peterfiles? Why do his stories seem eerily personal? And when Winston finally gets too close to the truth, he’s fo...

it's another week of absolute nonsense, and Banana Drama takes us back to The Great Banana Crash of 1996. Grimthorpe was a peaceful town—until a truck carrying 40,000 bananas lost control and turned the bypass into a potassium-fueled battlefield. Witnesses compared it to D-Day but with bananas, as fruit rained from the sky, stuffing letterboxes, clinging to church spires, and lurking in treetops l...

This Week on The Wafflers Podcast The chaos continues as Danny brings us Banana Drama with breaking news from the banana scene—the infamous banana in Beeston, Nottingham has reappeared... in a whole new location! Meanwhile, Danny's daughter uncovers the shocking truth behind why Peter stinks of wee, and things get unsettling when an A.I. seems to know way too much about the lads. In a dramatic twi...

**This Week on The Wafflers Podcast** The boys are back with more madness! This week, they debate a critical question: *How far into the queue would they go to meet Bonnie Blue?* Meanwhile, Andy's fan club has him convinced he's the MVP, and Pete reveals why his dad either hates him—or his new son-in-law. Andy shares stories from *The Love of Wrestling* show, where he met legends like *Mick Foley,...

The Wafflers Podcast – Ep. 260: Five Years of Madness 260 Mondays. No breaks. No regrets. Just pure waffle. This week, Danny, Pete, and the gang celebrate five years of nonsense with a mix of chaos and controversy. They play Guess the Singer, where riddles like "That fella likes sucking on iron" leave everyone second-guessing their music knowledge. Then, they dive into the Top 10 Smells That Linge...

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, Peter returns from his grand adventure in Iceland! He made friends with a lovely Chinese lady, but things took a turn when he found himself in a heated argument with a transgender person. What exactly went down in the land of fire and ice? Plus, we somehow managed to forget Banana Drama again—at this point, it's tradition. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and classic W...