The Wafflers

Pete remembers some stories from his holiday regarding a heavy chested ladyyy Danny's done another running event film club returns.. kinda.. Top 5 names for your Bum hole Pete's spooky urban legends! bloody Mary, hook man, vanishing hitchhiker, The Hat Snatcher, Pube collector

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The Wafflers: Peculiar Tales — Peter Dutton Peter Dutton was having a perfectly normal day. Well… as normal as a day can be when you have a Monster Munch-themed office, a mysterious green bucket hat, and a habit of making questionable decisions involving children’s headwear. What follows is a peculiar tale of obsession, confusion, unexpected friendships, and a journey Peter could never have imagin...

Right Yeah So Right, Goodbye The Andy Newton court case has been dragging on for what feels like an eternity… but Andy's been suspiciously calm about the whole thing. That all changes when a new witness comes forward. Andy panics. We attempt to carry on with the podcast as normal. We catch up, talk half marathons, rank the top 10 insects we'd most like to live up Pete's arse, and discuss which peo...

Andy's been abusing Americans and Danny has been on a night out with Luke proudfoot Pete's still dreaming of el juicey arse

Pete's been up to some gay activities Andy and his soon to be future ex wife have been targeted by youths Danny got stung by a bee! they play a game where you have five clues to guess the movie then they play the Wafflers famous game where Danny has asked them a question and they have answered but the questions have been changed.. and they have to go with whatever they answer..

Danny's had a birthdays, Andy's had more stuff shoved down his holes, Pete's er ran abit

Pete's Top 9 Corn Categories plus Andy's bumhole adventures

Pete has been robbing hats and sniffing twats whilst visiting a beach

The Man, The Myth, The Lie: And I Would Have Got Away With It Too... Six years. Hundreds of ghost stories. Countless late-night debates. And one massive, six-year-long prank. For over half a decade, listeners have tuned in to hear the legendary paranormal researcher "Tom Slemen" drop local lore, historical hauntings, and eerie encounters. Theories have flown, message boards have speculated, and th...

Danny and Andy have Adam Rowe in their studio earlier this week and tell him what a weird little boy Pete is. Danny went to the Zach Bryan gig Ainsley Harriet went to andys house and Pete went to paddle please if you can spare anything donate https://www.justgiving.com/page/rob-forster-24?utm_medium=FR&utm_source=CL&fbclid=IwdGRjcASlWiFjbGNrBKVaG2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABH...

The boys have been to see Seann Walsh! Pete can't remember what happened when he was left alone for a weekend then the boys talk about crazzzyy coincidences

Andy brags about how rich he is and how close he was to death again.. Danny tells us all about his perfect weekend. before revealing one of the most epic stories in Wafflers history. Pete's been the cinema

Andy's back with goss! and we do 11 things we've never seen

the boys sit down and discuss forgotten TV shows

Horrible feels

Dear Listener We act on behalf of The Wafflers Podcast and its associated management team. We write to formally address recent allegations made in relation to Mr. Andy Newton, a regular contributor to the podcast. These allegations are of a serious nature and, as such, have necessitated immediate and appropriate action. While the specific details of the allegations cannot be disclosed at this stag...

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The Wafflers discover they are the most influential podcast of the modern day. Andy tells us the outcome of his uni interview, Pete talks about his wedding, Danny shouts at a cat and tells a dead good joke about skiing.

This week on Graveyard FM, the crypt doors are blown clean off as Danny Ghoulberry and Smegenstein dive head-first into the darkest, weirdest, most legally concerning confessions the underworld has to offer. We investigate a suspicious vanishing wedding that smells strongly of financial necromancy, debate whether eating carol singers counts as self-defence, and open the Rotting Mailbag to help mon...

Episode 299 On the eve of a ridiculous milestone, the lads take a moment to look back… and immediately get dragged back into the present by the usual chaos. Andy confronts the harsh reality that the metal scene has moved on without him (or possibly evolved into something he refuses to understand). Danny is locked in a low-level suburban conflict with a neighbour that may or may not escalate into p...

This week on The Wafflers Podcast, we play Right Answers, Wrong Questions. Andy and Pete answered a series of harmless questions… or so they thought. The problem? Some of the questions have been quietly swapped, meaning their perfectly normal answers suddenly make absolutely no sense. Their only job is to commit, blend in, and somehow explain themselves without backing out. What follows is panic,...

Sebastian Plopworth did not choose Witness Protection. It chose him. With a new name, a worse job, and no contact with his former life, Sebastian tries to stay hidden — until old habits, stranger coincidences, and a co-host who talks too much begin to unravel everything. A story about identity, panic, midwifery, and the dangers of naming places, times… and horses.

sorry about that! freshly back after giving his mum one, the boys continue with the quiz!

part 2 drops wednesday blame Pete