The Vocal Minority

The gang is here to meticulously dissect all the results in the World Cup, calling in a favour, previewing further knockouts and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark laughs at American exceptionalism when it comes to soccer and kicking a ball in general, Kristin rubs in that she got to watch the Mexico v England match, and Duncan has a go at Manchester United as early as humanly possible to se...

The gang is back from a rest/life chaos/a football tournament to talk about said football tournament, #CanMNT and their performance, the successes and failures of the tournament as a whole, Toronto crushing it as a host city, Mbappe speaks out, Iran’s mistreatment, preview #CanMNT v Morocco and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin shoehorns a domestic review catchup, Duncan mispronou...

The gang is all here to recap the latest CanPL game week, review the #CanMNT draw with Ireland, and then talk about our feelings with special guest “Gentleman” James Grossi because there’s nothing else to talk about. Except the World Fucking Cup!!! In this episode Mark refuses to be (or actually is) serious about his group predictions, Kristin is mad at Fotmob with good reason, a...

The gang is here to recap NSL and CanPL game weeks, recap Canada v Uzbekistan, preview Canada v Ireland on Friday, preview the CanPL game week, talk some CanPL BC news with a new coach for Pacific and a settlement for Vancouver, CanWNT roster announcement and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan demonstrates incredible hearing, Mark gets called out for his stadium “expertise” an...

Some of the gang is here to recap Toronto v Chicago, review and preview CanPL and NSL game weeks, TSN announces their media line up for the World Cup coverage, Jesse Marsch gets a contract extension, Roses to Saputo, #CanWNT v Costa Rica announced, preview #CanMNT v Uzbekistan, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan is recovering from not hantavitrus (allegedly), Kristin explains that Jan...

The gang is here to recap Toronto’s loss in Charlotte, look ahead to Chicago on Saturday, recap and preview NSL and CanPL game weeks, chat about Southampton, Elversberg, Motherwell and the usual malarkey. In this week’s episode, Mark struggles to run the ship as best as he could, Duncan explains why he chuckled at Southampton’s issues and Kristin’s laptop may be dead. Show...

The gang is here to recap TFC losses to Miami in the league and Ottawa in the V-Cup, recap the rest of the opening round of the Voyageurs Cup, preview and review of NSL and CanPL game weeks, Marsch keeping his CanMNT roster cards close to his chest, Larin related to another spying issue, speculate about Alphonso Davies and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is choosing violence, Duncan is th...

The gang is here to recap Toronto v San Jose, catch-up on NSL and CanPL game weeks, V-Cup round 1, Garber gets “hacked” (bullshit), preview Toronto v Miami, CSA and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin missed a team in the V-Cup rundown (no biggie), Mark asks them to “put a lid on it, bitches” in discussing new stadia, and Duncan draws a parallel between Bruce Arena...

The gang is here recap TFC v Philadelphia and Atlanta, recap the game weeks of CanPL and NSL, talk about the Whitecaps departure rumors, FIFA Congress, preview Toronto v San Jose and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark encourages the Vancouver supporters to embrace CanPL, Kristin is working really hard to sell the NSL, and Duncan reminds us that Mark accurately predicted the future. Show Rund...

The gang is here to recap #TFClive v Austin, #CanWNT v Brazil, CanPL round-up, Supra home opener, NSL season preview, preview Toronto v Philly and Atlanta, preview NSL opening weekend and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin gets called out for hating too many (K/C)yles, Duncan catches the obvious transfer name gag, and Mark suggests that Olivia Smith has a stunt person playing for her. Sho...

The gang is here to recap TFC vs Cincinnati and Colorado, preview their game vs Austin, recap #CanWNT vs Zambia and South Korea, preview their match against Brazil, talk some NSL kits, CSA announces a CBA with the players of both senior national teams, Montreal Impact news and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin confused herself in her own notes (and it was caught during the episode), Mark...

The gang is here to talk #CanMNT v Iceland, Canada learns its first opponent in the World Cup, #CanPL new rules and preview of the season, AJ to TSN, preview TFC vs Colorado and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin has a Spurs moment on the pod, Mark announces he will be Uruguayan for four more years and Duncan is, and will always be, pro-chaos. Show Rundown Segment 1: What’s been happening...

  The gang is here to recap #TFClive win over Columbus, catch up on CanPL and NSL news, some #CanMNT injury news, preview their matches v Iceland and Tunisia, talk some World Cup qualifiers and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan plans a guerrilla visit to Tony’s place, Kristin introduces a word unheard of by most and Mark imagines the most specific marketing pitch ever by a hotel. S...

The gang is here to recapt #TFClive vs NYRB, Salloi gets a contract extension already, Rapid Ottawa announces friendly vs Bay FC, Canada World Cup kits, Iran to play in Mexico (maybe?), news about the 2027 Sprint season, look ahead to Toronto hosting Columbus and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan addresses the obvious scheduling solution right in front of our faces, Mark sees a loophole...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to recap #CanWNT at the SheBelieves Cup, #TFClive victory in Cincinnati, a pile of academy announcements, MLS lifetime bans for gambling, preview Toronto’s home opener this weekend vs New Jersey Red Bulls, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin soapboxes about gambling (she’s not wrong), Duncan expands on his new acad...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to talk #TFClive loss to Vancouver, talk about the Sargent signing being official, look ahead to FC Cincinnati, recap #CanWNT at the SheBelieves Cup and the thumping of Colombia, preview their next matches against Argentina and the USWNT, some #CanPL, some World Cup news and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan offers a super practic...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here with special guest Ohio Correspondent Mike Hudson, we recap MLS First Kick (explosion noises) and review #TFClive v Dallas, catch up on NSL rosters, FC Supra, review MLS kits (sorry, not sorry), preview the SheBelieves Cup and the #CanWNT, preview Toronto v Vancouver and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark went with DC home as his fav...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to recap the CONCACAF Champs Cup first round, talk #TFClive preseason and player additions, V-Cup schedule, #CanPL kits so far, NSL sched talk, SheBelieves Cup, and preview TFC vs Dallas in MLS First Kick [explosion sound effect here] . In this episode Kristin questions when we started referring to the energy drinks with the energy drink n...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to catch up on TFC preseason so far, some CanPL news including a new logo, sponsor, kits and a schedule, preview the opening round of the CONCACAF Champs Cup, Whitecaps talk, CanSoc hall of fame and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin did much better on the hispanic club pronunciations, Mark coined the term ‘etherial cherries...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is mostly here as we are joined by Gentleman James Grossi to talk about Jahkeel Marshall-Rutty, Heiner-Møller back with Canada Soccer, TFC training and friendlies, CanPL player movements, League 1 Prairies are now a thing, Cyle Larin to leave Feynoord, NSL signings, and we pick our guest’s brains over the state of football, as well as malark...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to chat about #CanMNT B v Guatemala B, TFC signing, VCup draw, CanPL news, NSL players, TFC home schedule, new offside rule test in the CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan disputes whether Mr. PG is a mascot or not, Mark demonstrates a lack of concentration, and Kristin is challenged to name all of the clubs that new signi...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to recap ALOT of player signings and movements amongst Toronto FC, the CanPL and NSL, look ahead to a #CanMNT friendly against Guatemala, John Herdman to Indonesia, #CanWNT to SheBelieves Cup, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin is good at pronunciation, Mark calls for a french Skeletor Tifo for this season (it does make sense)...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here for the FINAL episode of 2025 to recap the seasons of #TFClive, #CanPL, NSL, and national teams, talk about the (potential) new TFC signing of Walker Zimmerman, and a bunch of other malarkey. In this episode Duncan is already lining up a former TFC player for management, Mark still is complaining about kits and Kristin is apparently a regi...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to recap MLS Cup, World Cup 2026 draw and schedule, #CanPL player movement, new coaches, AFC Toronto at the World Sevens, CONCACAF Champions Cup draw, Vancouver new stadium and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is saddened amongst other things by everything, Duncan is eyeing the less star-powered fixtures and Kristin is about as goo...

[one_third] [/one_third] [two_third_last] The gang is here to recap the #CanWNT v Japan matches, talk about the Inter Toronto rebrand, preview MLS Cup finals of Vancouver v Inter Miami, U-Sports draft, Ollie Bassett, League 1 Prairies, Michael Bradley to Red Bulls, talk some World Cup draws and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin is all about the hoopla, Duncan notices the tie and jacket...