The Violent Professional

Thievery afoot in the latest episode. Listen to me unveil the truth behind the dastardly evil doer known as Snidely Disklash. Spoiler alert: He's a dick who steals creativity like some dumb jerk head! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% of...

Chicken wings, cool shit my dog does, and weird people on the internet. That's what I'm getting into on this episode. Good to get back on the mic to talk about the most random thoughts that enter my cranium. True example of how my thoughts move about on a daily basis. Support this podcast at: patreon.com/violentprofessional Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this epis...

Wombats are the assholes of the Outback. Find out why on this trip on the animal train! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off. Support this podcast at: www.patreon.com/violentprofessional

Venture with us back to magical land known as Florida! This time we discuss the rise and fall of two separate Florida Men and some other topics. Topics such as the mystical Pee Boner! Weirdness afoot on the 2nd episode of 2020! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.korekonceptsus.com www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use...

Fresh off the New Year break, we go over what the dudes have been up to over the past few weeks. We also get into the recent Seattle shooting and how to properly eat a mayonnaise sandwich when snowboarding. This episode will be more viral than the Corona Virus because life is a fucking beach!

You heard it here first... We solved the homeless crisis! It is pretty simple actually. Step 1: create an app for people down on their luck. Step 2: provide all the homeless with cell phones and free data plans. Step 3: With a simple swipe right, all that hepatitis-c you've been craving can be yours! And just like that... world peace has become a reality. Please like, subscribe, and give us a good...

The epic conclusion to the Order of the Lights Protector trilogy is here! Find out what happens on Mars as the remaining prophets from the OG Seven, make it to the red planet. What they find there will change everything they knew about themselves and test their faith in the Mole People! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedh...

If you were ever interested in taking a Men's Studies 101 class, you're in for a treat! This class is instructed by Machine Gun Todd and the boys from Florida! Time to enrich your lives with all the man knowledge you never knew you wanted! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.ev...

Ever wonder what to do with all the extra taco meat you may have acquired over the past few years? Well look no further, we have a solution! Tune in and learn why Taco Laundering always results in 10% positive burrito dividend returns every month! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off...

If an anonymous, wealthy, New World Order believing, cult leader had the opportunity to recreate the Ten Commandments, and place them randomly in a field in the state of Georgia, this would be the episode for them! Join us as we discuss this random as fuck Stonehenge looking manifesto, any fucking weirdo can appreciate! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode!...

You thought they died, but the 7 truly live! Well some of them do at least. Some of them met their horrific end! Find out who... Right. Fucking. Now! Blessed be the Mole People! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes fo...

In this episode we revisit three new Florida Men, and their crazy hi-jinks! Boy, are you in for a treat... as long as you can sit through all the background noise of people cooking food in a microwave and obnoxiously eating chips! If you can do that, well then you will thoroughly laugh your ass off! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com...

Finally done with the movie reviews. We finished strong with one of the worst movies I have watched in a long time. Anyway, back to normal episodes after this! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violentpro for 10% off. www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

On this episode we review the shit-tastic flick from 2010 called YELLOWBRICKROAD. The words being smashed together has no real significance, much like most of the movie. Anyway, it was a fun movie to watch, but we will review it for you so you never have to entertain the idea of watching it for yourself! You're welcome! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode!...

On this episode we dive deep into the violent psychological thriller flick from 2018 known as Mandy! We also get into how a 3rd of you listening are all parasite ridden dirt-bags! Now go wash your hands and hit play on this disgusting episode of 80's baby juice! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.clearedhot.team use code: violent...

It's October, and the reason for the season is to strap on the old skin suit and fuck your own prosthetic titties from the Halloween costume you put together! Please like, subscribe, and give us a good rating if you enjoyed this episode! www.aresclothing.com www.evilvibesco.com www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off.

Want to know what the number 1 threat to the world is? Dirty hoes flopping their butt holes near sand bars! They must be stopped within 12 years or we are all doomed!!!! This episode is a cornucopia of non-sense in which we talk about anything and everything with no real purpose, which is exactly how you guys and gals like it!

It's time to get the boys from the OLP back together again, and discuss what makes their home state so magical! I'm of course talking about the man known generically as Florida-man! He may not be a super hero, but god dammit he sure is super!

Do you know what Fustilugs are? Well neither does my spell checker, as I stare at this word with the red squiggle line under it... That's because this word hasn't been used since 1780! If I have caught your attention then sit down and listen to this completely ridiculous game show we created about Olde Timey words that no one uses anymore!

Well this one took a little turn for the worst. If you decide to listen to this episode because of your love for medieval engineering, you will be sadly mistaken. The Egg Trebuchet is not what you think and you may vomit when you find out... Enjoy???

Imagine you're a fish trying to make your way up stream to spawn, but you instead get sucked into a fleshy tube meant to accelerate your own natural speed potential, then launched hundreds of feet into the air. Then you think, "I'm dying.. this must be what death feels like?" you scream in delight knowing that you are now free as you see life sustaining water approach, only to meet your demise by...

You thought they died but they truly live because anything is possible through the power of the Mole People! 4 of the 7 return to discuss the space time continuum and how it applies to the eventual encampment of Mars for the OLP. You wanted more? We will give you more! Listen as we discuss stranger things to come!!

If Humpty Dumpty wasn't quite sure of his identity as an egg, and had to choose between eating a TV dinner, or a murderous cleansing of the entire human race, he would most likely eat the Doomsday Shepherd's Pie while planning the ethical destruction of all man kind. Make sense? No? OK... You will be enlightened over the next hour!

Riding on the Animal Train, on a one way ticket to Sasquatch Town myself and Merican Mark took an early stop off at a Vicious Cock Fight and found a legion of battle Meerkats assembling for a battle royale! Place your bets on who wins in this episode! Spoiler alert: we ALL win!

My personal top 10 picks from the first 19 episodes that I felt characterized the future of the podcast the best. They aren't necessarily in any order but I put them where I felt they fit best. Hope you like this episode, please give us a good rating if you enjoyed the podcast so far! Your ratings and comments help us grow! Thank you!