The Violent Professional

Dive into chimp geopolitics' shadowy world, filled with whispered conspiracies, brutal power struggles, and haunting laughter. From bloody territorial wars to chilling chimp leaders' schemes, brace for a descent into primal savagery and dark humor. Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com for 20% off your entire order! Hit that subscribe button now to stay in the loop and receive noti...

Death by stair, death by donuts, death by brain-eating amoeba, death by AI! This episode has all the death your little black heart desires! Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com for 20% off your entire order! Hit that subscribe button now to stay in the loop and receive notifications for every new release!

Use Code VIOPRO over at StrikeforceEnergy.com for 20% off your entire order! Hit that subscribe button now to stay in the loop and receive notifications for every new release! Randonautica is a super creepy app that, when you use it and think of something, will manifest your darkest thoughts and send you on a journey to find something you never expected! Beware the owls and join us for a cautionar...

We have a lot of extremely important topics to discuss!

Beneath the luxurious softness of the majestic alpaca's fur lurk sinister motivations. Despite their friendly facade, these creatures harbor a darker side. Don't forget to subscribe and show your support with a 5-star rating!

Ever wonder what it would be like to consume a hundred-year-old mummy entombed in a coffin full of honey?

Through the mountainside, the vile and unforgiving Havok King waits deep within his malevolent fortress's bowels! What evil punishment awaits our prisoner's trio in this dark and devilish place?  Cast: Scrutinus Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. Horace, Thomas, and Gerald were played by Peter Anspach.  S-88 was played by Mark Manning.  Sid, Jeremy, and the Havok King were played by...

No need to find love on the Dark Web when there's the white web!

Cannibalism throughout the ages is way more common than you might think! There are a lot of recent cannibal events that have happened within the past few years that I bet you didn't even hear of! Tune in to hear about Cannibalism throughout history!

Jort takes the boys hostage and forces them to sell Cream for him in the streets of Turmoil Town. Horace finds a new hobby that he spends waaay too much Coon Coin on. Sid tries everything he can to get out of work. S-88 gets some new arms. And an old blast from the past shows up! Cast in order of appearance: Scrutinus Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. Horace, Turmoil Town Cream Junky, and Thomas...

CHAPTER 3 - Summary Holding up in Old Man Jeff's creepy cave, the boys ask for help to get to the town they've been searching for. Jeff assists them on their way by giving them a magical strength & stamina potion with a mysterious side effect. On their journey through the cave known as "The Cave of Mystery and Wonder," our motley crew of adventurers runs into a beast that dwells deep within the mo...

After escaping the battle between Thomas & Gary, the boys continue on their journey toward the town. They are overcome by hunger and encounter a group of tiny creatures along the way, and they decide to hunt the beasts. After the feast, they converse about their pasts and how they move forward in this strange new environment. Cast in order of appearance: S-88 and Moan Swarm Insect #2 were played b...

Discussions ensue about our experiences with people who use the dark arts to subdue and confuse people through nefarious means!

Bringing spy bird awareness to the masses each episode!

We've been working on a project in secret. I figured we'd release episode 1 here for all of our loyal supporters! Enjoy!!! Mega-Cosmic Adventure is an improvised science fiction story following a human named Sid, a Bi-pedal man horse named Horace, a cyborg created during a botched lab experiment called S-88, and a weird Frog-Raccoon hybrid named Jort.

We've been busy working on some totally radical, super dope, mind melting, Mega cosmic projects! Here's what we've been working on!

I'm not saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it, but I'm totally saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it. Time to enter the podcast dojo it's another episode!

Just two dudes on vacation, having a good old dude celebration and discussing all things New World Order!

We aim to be the Metaverse's first serial killers. Listen to us discuss how we are going to do it, why we will do it, and there is nothing the Evil Lord Zuckerbot-3000 can do about it!

Thad Chundercock is here to snap necks and discuss WW3, politics, and devour all the bone marrow in order to starve the Dinner King to death!

Come on down to Jeffrey Bigthumb's carnivorous worm farm and VR theme park! The joys are non-stop when you enter the Metaverse and let Zark Muckerberg feast upon your tasty, tasty spinal fluid! The visuals may be fake, but the terror is oh so real!

Between the evening of June 9, 1912, and the early morning of June 10, 1912, in the town of Villisca, Iowa, eight people were found brutally mutilated and bashed to death by an ax murderer. So sit back, relax, and let's dig up the past and talk about some forgotten American history!

Hide your kids, and hide your wives! There is a serial killer on the loose and he goes by the name Phil Posby. This dastardly evildoer has been spotted luring women into his rooftop tent, only to fold them into it when they aren't looking! Tune in to find out more about the latest menace lurking near Sasquatch Town!

Apparently, Missouri has a problem with cannibals and no one wants to talk about it. Fear not though, I am more than willing to! Let's get spooky!

Life is weird, but it's weirder if you live in the year 2021! Let's talk about it!