The Violent Professional

The story of a lifetime lived during the Endless War that finally ended...

This is a take-over episode by your favorite local concerned citizen Hubert Cumberdale himself! Listen as Hubert talks about all the important current events of 1993 and how that idiot Thomas is trying to wreck everything!

Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!

Take a trip with me on the Animal Train to Rant City. It's therapy this week as I discuss all things annoying at this current stage of my life!

Daemonologie by King James I of England is one of the great pieces of literature described by many to be the Ultimate Witch Hunter's Handbook. Follow me on this dark journey into the twisted mind of the man responsible for every major witch hunt in history!

This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...

The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!

When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!

Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!

When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!

You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!

16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!

Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...

I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!

This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!

What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.

Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!

Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment doesn't protect.

Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water by Violent Professional Podcast Network

We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!

Whatever happened to predictability? I got this alien dad who put me all on TV! Tune in to listen to this jaw-dropping episode to learn the truth about our origins that the government won't tell you!

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I watched every last Alien movie and found out they predicted 2020 to a T. Listen to what I learned about this crazy time! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.pa...

International treats & domestic Tweets! On this episode, we cover everything from deadly cave exploration, to the greatest threat the nation faces, to the very personal threat of vomiting the random snacks we eat during the episode. Enjoy this rotten egg of a show! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Fo...

Two things you need to learn about me: 1) my hairstyle choice is based on the fact I abhor getting haircuts. 2) I wear hats only because of my hatred for barbers. Now that you know that listen to my tale about how I got to this point in my life. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram...