The Vesta Clinic

Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals!  This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic!  With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier! Content warnin...

Happy new orbit!  We'd love to answer any questions you might have about season 2! Send them in via this link here! https://forms.gle/KypucNP213TEJUYz8 ✨ You can also send in submissions for season three here! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 🩺  

Date: 89/1/2733 Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human  Patient ID: 5318008    It’s important to get the best grade in patient.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor....

Patient: NOSL11 Date: 88/1/2733 Patient ID: 77347785   Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour   Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xae...

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP]   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨   The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features...

Patient: Asmaada Sinander, Adrilaen  Date: 578/2/2729 Patient ID: 0978372   Presenting Complaint: Gill pain   I never knew ‘Dr A’ from the Adrilaen ethics lectures was my Dr A.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ru...

Date: 80/1/2733 Patient: Exal None, Human  Patient ID: 5681938 Lab ID: γΩ90-W1-ENH-38   Presenting Complaint: Headache    You just buffered, mate.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as X...

Date: 73/1/2733 Patient: Urbinjienye "Jien" Hayentiak, Human.  Patient ID: 77347786    Presenting Complaint: Skin lesions    Dr Underwood, the hatch is this way.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as...

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Date: 64/1/2733 Patient: A'oo'da, Troglodan  Patient ID: 9583928    Presenting Complaint: Difficulty vocalising   Sec asks exactly the right questions.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell...

Patient:  LeíLeì Date: 55/1/2733  Patient ID: 78367492 Presenting Complaint: Arm Pain Hi, is that the vascular surgeon on call?    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Dr Bestie as The Hiloovians.  Music by AMC and Rub...

Date: 628/2/2731 Patient: Hafín Tracktee-326, Hygan Patient ID: 584209   Presenting Complaint: Blower pain   IF this was their last case . . . better make it a fun one.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as Professor Aerg...

Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Date: 48/1/2733  Patient ID: 9583728 Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05   Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion.    You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC...

Date: 44/1/2733 Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen  Patient ID: 7458293    Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence    Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye...

We have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales , Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different!  Be sure to listen to the other fictional pilot episode from the book: Unfathomable Depths on the Tell No Tales podcast feed and buy Leon's b...

Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season!   Regular episodes will return on 24th July.    Submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________   Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://w...

The gang reminisce . . . most of them.   __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then!    You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨ __________________________________________________________     (Please see the end of the episode description f...

Aren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review?  __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!   ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨   You can also submit an idea for season three here!  ___________________________________________...

Date: 40/1/2733 Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen Patient ID: N/A    ‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’ __________________________________________________________   We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!   ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨   You can also submit an idea for season three here!  ___________...

Date: 36/1/2733 Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur  Patient ID: 2348739    Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain    Dr Adra has a long day. __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC an...

Hi all! Just an announcement to let you know that we have planned a midseason break after episode 25! We have two fun little bonus stories to bring your way and will aim to record a Q&A to answer any burning questions you might have about the show so far!  Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way!  Transcript:  Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that yo...

Date:  30/1/2733 Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk Patient ID: 1000000   Presenting Complaint: General medical review    Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist! __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene...

Date: 24/1/2733 Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human Patient ID: 68392743   Presenting Complaint: Distress    Dr Underwood attempts magic.   __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by A...

Date: 345/1/2730  Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient ID: 98573928   Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations    The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as...

Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839   Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed    It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds.    __________________________________________________________   (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra,  and Kamen...