The Vampire Diaries Diaries

S02E05: Kill or Be Killed 02.10.2017 58:50 ↓

Uncle Mason has lost his chill.

S02E04: Memory Lane 25.09.2017 1:20:57 ↓

This week's episode brought to you by Goldfrapp.

S02E03: Bad Moon Rising 18.09.2017 1:25:58 ↓

♫ I see a bad moon rising / I see Uncle Mason on the way / I see crossbows a-firing / I see Matt Donovan acting like a shitbag again today / Don't go round the old Lockwood ruins tonight / It's bound to take your life / There's a bad moon on the rise ♫

SO2E02: Brave New World 11.09.2017 1:17:20 ↓

One of the Salvatore brothers' stupidest plans doesn't end very well for a carnie, and the Lockwood family may all be spidermen.

S02E01: The Return 04.09.2017 1:16:13 ↓

Katherine's back and in the mood for stabbing!

S01E22: Founder's Day 14.08.2017 1:26:37 ↓

It's finally Founder's Day and everybody wants to murder each other.

S01E21: Isobel 07.08.2017 1:35:07 ↓

Elena meets her birth mom and Beth and Claire reveal their drag names.

S01E20: Blood Brothers 31.07.2017 1:22:30 ↓

Stefan is feeling his Angel fantasy while Uncle John Gilbert makes a play for the title of Worst Character.

S01E19: Miss Mystic Falls 24.07.2017 1:17:34 ↓

Nothing like a pageant to serve as a backdrop for a man's addiction storyline...

S01E18: Under Control (feat. Rose Haley) 10.07.2017 1:48:43 ↓

Much like Stefan, we had a little trouble keeping things under control this week. We blame special guest Rose.

S01E17: Let The Right One In 03.07.2017 1:19:09 ↓

In which one of the men gets kidnapped for once.

S01E16: There Goes The Neighborhood 26.06.2017 1:14:23 ↓

Pro tip: going on a double date with your new boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend is not a great idea.

S01E15: A Few Good Men 19.06.2017 1:13:21 ↓

You would have to be nuts to pay genuine American currency to spend time with any man in Mystic Falls, and yet this week we visit the Founder's Bachelor Auction.

S01E14: Fool Me Once 05.06.2017 1:09:13 ↓

Can these crazy kids finally get that damn tomb open?

S01E13: Children of the Damned 29.05.2017 1:04:51 ↓

Journey back to 1864 with us and ponder such topics as "How uncomfortable is sex in a corset?"

S01E12: Unpleasantville 22.05.2017 1:11:34 ↓

Even ordering pizza is dangerous in Mystic Falls.

S01E11: Bloodlines (featuring Mike Kane) 08.05.2017 1:24:31 ↓

Elena and Bonnie go on separate but equally fun field trips, and special guest Mike gives a male perspective on why men are.

S01E10: The Turning Point 01.05.2017 1:10:48 ↓

Career Night goes about as well as any event in Mystic Falls.

S01E09: History Repeating 24.04.2017 1:14:55 ↓

Move over Katherine, Emily 1864 is in the house!

S01E08: 162 Candles 17.04.2017 1:07:32 ↓

Stefan has a really nice 162nd birthday.

S01E07: Haunted 10.04.2017 1:19:59 ↓

In which we ponder the important questions, like "Do vampires get periods?"

S01E06: Lost Girls 03.04.2017 1:02:23 ↓

WELCOME TO 1864 Y'ALL

S01E05: You're Undead To Me 27.03.2017 1:03:15 ↓

This week on The Vampire Diaries: dungeons, graveyard parties and car washes all end really well for everybody.

S01E04: Family Ties 20.03.2017 57:03 ↓

Can The Vampire Diaries make us care about pocketwatches and ugly crystals?

S01E03: Friday Night Bites 13.03.2017 1:05:53 ↓

It's like Friday Night Lights but with more murder.