The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Holiday Special: Wrapped Up in Christmas 04.12.2023 2:32:36 ↓

Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.

S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful 12.12.2022 1:58:32 ↓

All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(

S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street 28.11.2022 1:42:37 ↓

A tale of flashbacks and flash drives...

S04E07: My Brother's Keeper 07.11.2022 2:06:26 ↓

Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.

S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes 17.10.2022 1:43:50 ↓

Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.

S04E05: The Killer 03.10.2022 1:44:10 ↓

I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.

S04E04: The Five 19.09.2022 1:55:15 ↓

Now they at the frat party, having a great time.

S04E03: The Rager 12.09.2022 1:36:46 ↓

Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.

S04E02: Memorial 05.09.2022 1:43:51 ↓

Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.

S04E01: Growing Pains 29.08.2022 1:45:59 ↓

More like "Growing Fangs" am I right?

S03E22: The Departed 25.07.2022 2:14:41 ↓

Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!

S03E21: Before Sunset 18.07.2022 1:40:01 ↓

A very special episode about what NOT to do right after having multiple pints of blood removed from your body.

S03E20: Do Not Go Gentle 11.07.2022 1:49:46 ↓

In which Rebekah is once again prevented from attending a school dance.

S03E19: Heart of Darkness 27.06.2022 1:23:14 ↓

Stefan and Alaric's dark sides have a play date, and Elena gets very horny in Denver.

S03E18: The Murder of One (feat. Jon Kinnally) 20.06.2022 2:04:57 ↓

In which there's definitely more than one murder.

S03E17: Break On Through 06.06.2022 1:41:21 ↓

Alaric woke up on the evil side of the bed, and Damon orchestrates the least sexy threesome of all time.

S03E16: 1912 26.04.2022 1:45:17 ↓

The serial killer plotline comes to a head in the most convoluted way possible, and we flash back to a not-very-interesting Mystic Falls, 1912.

S03E15: All My Children (feat. Jesse Skewes) 11.04.2022 1:56:45 ↓

Esther wants to murder All Her Children and only Elena cares enough to try to stop her.

S03E14: Dangerous Liaisons (feat. Abby Stassen) 04.04.2022 1:46:32 ↓

The Originals throw a lavish ball, but horses steal the show.

S03E13: Bringing Out The Dead 28.03.2022 1:33:07 ↓

Five resurrections, four stabbings and one death: just another typical week in Mystic Falls!

S03E12: The Ties That Bind 21.03.2022 1:44:25 ↓

Jeremy's gone, but Bill Forbes is back to take his place at the top of our shit list.

S03E11: Our Town 14.03.2022 1:36:13 ↓

We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.

S03E10: The New Deal 15.03.2020 1:20:53 ↓

Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.

S03E09: Homecoming 17.12.2018 1:05:22 ↓

The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.

S03E08: Ordinary People (feat. Mike Kane) 03.12.2018 1:30:05 ↓

In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.