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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra)! Dive in...

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1.06 - An Unlikely Alliance 16.08.2020 1:09:32

The Inquisitorial Band left the Gnashers behind and made their way into the Astral Line. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found herself sharing the Inquisitor’s vision, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to defend the shuttle with a snack cart, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully flew the group away from the doomed planet just in time. What will happen now...

1.05 - The Astral Line 15.08.2020 45:41

The Inquisitorial Band engaged the Gnashers in physical combat and emerged victorious. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was injured in the opening of the battle, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) cowed their foes with a combination of violence and the power of the Inquisition, and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the band into the Astral Line once they’d opened the doors. What e...

1.04 - Lyrical Diplomacy 14.08.2020 45:12

The Inquisitorial Band approached a local gang in the ducts and were forced into combat. Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is in the heart of the fight, Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has proven to be a capable sniper, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is still finding his footing with his erstwhile allies. Can they survive this brawl and board the Astral Line in time to esca...

1.03 - Into The Darkness 13.08.2020 31:18

Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) were forced to battle mutants while Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered the route to their method of escape. Leaving mutants battling daemons on the surface, the trio fled into the air ducts of the collapsing hive. Can they survive a race against time and find a way off world before the Exterminatus arr...

1.02 - Fading Glory 12.08.2020 35:35

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) survived the crash of his vessel while receiving visions of the Emperor’s death, meanwhile Lyric (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Alto (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were forced into his presence by the breaching of their hive. Will this trio find common ground while battling deadly mutants? Find out next, in this episode of The Valentyne He...

1.00 - The Genesys System 11.08.2020 14:47

What exactly is the Genesys adaptation and how does it function alongside Dark Heresy? Find out now, in an out-of-game mini-episode of the Valentyne Heresy, or if you’re already familiar with the Genesys system, move on to the next section of my report on The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Hamstra (@lau...

1.01 - The Cathedral In The Sky 10.08.2020 49:50

Welcome to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Hamstra (@lauraehamst...