Max Balegde & George Clarke
The Useless Hotline
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid...
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Max Balegde & George Clarke
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Latest episode
May 3, 2026
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Episodes
George Tells The Truth About His New Strictly Partner... 23.09.2025 58:37
JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
George Records The FIRST Strictly Episode & Talks Josh And Freya's Wedding! 15.09.2025 54:49
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Max Surprises George At Reading Festival With Chappell Roan Performance!! & Blind Rank TV Characters 31.08.2025 1:05:14
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Max & George Talk George Going On Strictly AND His Relationship! 17.08.2025 57:12
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Max & George Discuss All The Highs & Horrors of Uni-Halls! 13.08.2025 46:04
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing they are. This week we have a special bonus episode made possible by Student Roost! If you're looking for student accommodation a little less chaotic, find out more at studentroost.co.uk . We can’t guarantee good advice o...
Max Talks About What Logan Paul Did At WWE New York!!! 10.08.2025 47:29
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George Tells Us The True Story Behind Vikstar123 DJing TOMORROWLAND... 03.08.2025 53:17
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Max & Andrew Have Sushi Mukbang With Eevee & Discuss Trisha Paytas Baby Conspiracy 27.07.2025 47:31
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Max's Parents Went On A Spicy Cruise!!! & Georges Awkward Fan Interaction In New York 20.07.2025 46:33
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Max's Puppy Reveal!! & The Boys Talk Max Meeting The King!!! 06.07.2025 1:07:40
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Max Tells Cannes Celebrity Story and the Boys Play Heads Up 29.06.2025 1:08:38
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Max & George Reveal Big Announcement!! & Battle It Out On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 22.06.2025 55:02
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Max Goes To Universal Epic Universe! And The Boys Have An Announcement... 15.06.2025 1:04:18
JOIN OUR PATREON!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle...
Arthur Hill Reveals What Tour Life Is REALLY Like and Plays Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 08.06.2025 1:08:51
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
WHO’S SMARTER!? Max & George Play YouTuber Countdown! 01.06.2025 43:26
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Ami Charlize Tells Coachella Truth and Influencer Dating! 25.05.2025 1:25:10
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Max & George Do A MUKBANG!! 18.05.2025 1:11:19
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
WillNe & James Marriot Talk Rodds Coffee And What They Hate Most About Each Other 11.05.2025 1:19:42
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Max & George Talk Hate For TikTok Shop And Max's Botox Treatments!! 04.05.2025 1:09:55
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
JoJo Siwa Tells All About Relationship with Chris Hughes And What Really Happened In CBB 28.04.2025 1:32:50
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some fa...
Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct 20.04.2025 53:51
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Katherine Ryan Talks Russell Brand & Her Reality Show With Violet Ryan 13.04.2025 1:46:52
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Milli Jo Opens Up About What Happened On Inside Season 2... 06.04.2025 1:38:22
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Jason The Ween Explains What REALLY Happened At The Inside Reunion 30.03.2025 1:24:24
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PK Humble Reveals The Truth About Sidemen Inside... 23.03.2025 1:22:28
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