The Unsolicited Film Critics

Send us Fan Mail In this minisode, Katie and Grace lean into a world where remakes are king, one-off movies get sequels, and viewers get tricked into funding more of the same. If original ideas are dead, Katie and Grace get zombified with 28 Days Later (2002), 28 Weeks Later (2007), and 28 Years Later (2025). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever found yourself on a speeding train on the way to take your daughter to see the parent she likes best forcing you to confront your general failings as a parent and while you’re on said train, it suddenly get taken over by zombies and you’re forced to fight for your life and become the parent you always needed to be? Yeah, neither have we but those on their way to Busa...

Send us Fan Mail One short day down deep in The Hive where a laboratory accident turns everyone into zombies and a special military unit run by amnesiac Milla Jovovich must save us all from the end of the world. Join Grace and Katie as we fight our way through flesh-eating monsters in Resident Evil (2002). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder what would happen if that sense of impending doom was actually foreshadowing the end of the world? Do you ignore it, do you run from it, do you fight it or do you accept it? Join Katie and Grace as we brace ourselves against a storm of apocalyptic proportions in Take Shelter (2011).  Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Ever find yourself befriending a giant imagery bunny rabbit who happens to show you visions of the end of the world and you’re just like, yeah that’s cool? Neither have we, but troubled teen, Donnie, sure has. Join Grace and Katie as we time-travel our way through the apocalypse in Donnie Darko (2001).  Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail In a fictional world that didn’t feel fictional at all and could have taken place in 2020 instead of 2011, a star-studded cast struggles to overcome a pandemic that’s ravaging the planet and may or may not be a prophetic film for the future. Join Katie and Grace as we are reluctantly exposed to a virally bad time in Contagion (2011). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolici...

Send us Fan Mail You know that thing where you wake up after a night of “making it” with your coworker (on the same night a comet passes overhead) and you suddenly find yourself in a zombie apocalypse? Well, Regina and Samantha Belmont know this situation all too well.  Join Grace and Katie, and special guest Ally, as we traipse through a desolate downtown L.A. trying to escape flesh eating zombie...

Send us Fan Mail You’re cordially invited to the welcome ceremony of our new intergalactic friends from Mars! Please join us in Pahrump, Nevada as we come together in celebration of this momentous event. Whats the worst that could happen? Katie and Grace brace themselves for an out of this world time in Mars Attacks ! (1996) Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Major sexual tension between James Bond and Sarah Connor, children risking this lives to save their grandma and the 2nd best town to live in in the Pacific Northwest. Join Grace and Katie for a pyroclastic surge for the ages in Dante’s Peak (1997).  Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Super…oh wait, it’s actually…more birds! Join Katie and Grace for the second episode of our disaster season as nature takes its revenge (in true Hitchcock fashion) in The Birds (1963).  Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Giant two-person run Jaegers, giant alien Kaiju, mind-melding and some less than sexual tension. Join Grace and Katie for the Season 5 premiere of The Unsolicited Film Critics as we dive to the depths of the pacific in an attempt to save the world with Pacific Rim  (2013). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Hear ye! Hear ye! Grace and Katie are back for another season of unsolicited film opinions. Want to know what they're getting into this time? Tune in to this teaser to find out! Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Patrick Bateman isn’t your average young and wealthy New York investment banker in the 80s. He’s so much more than that. He cares about slowing down the nuclear arms race, stopping terrorism and world hunger, providing food and shelter for the homeless, opposing racial discrimination, promoting civil rights, while at the same time, promoting equal rights for women and most importa...

Send us Fan Mail Do you have questionable morals or malleable convictions? Are you willing to give up your dignity and set aside empathy and sympathy towards others in need? Are you willing to stage crime scenes just for your benefit? Do you even have empathy? If any of these sound familiar, then a job in Nightcrawling might be the job for you! After all, “If you wanna win the lottery, you have to...

Send us Fan Mail Sorry to bother you, but is your rent too high? Are your bills piling up? Are you grossly under paid, under appreciated and over worked? Then look no further than WorryFree. Leave all of your worries behind… Join Grace and Katie as we fight to not be consumed by corporate greed in Sorry to Bother You (2018). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Young hot people making poor decisions, being chased by the undead, ritual sacrifices and gambling on the outcome of the lives of others. Just another typical day at the office, am I right? Join Katie and Grace as we try to avoid bringing about the end of the world in The Cabin in the Woods (2011). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Unsatisfying day jobs, numerous animal roommates, dreaming about being the world’s greatest puppeteer and wanting to escape your daily doldrums by jumping into someone else’s head for 15 minutes. And so we pose this question to you: where would the portal to your mind be located?  Join Grace and Katie as we jump on the chance to be someone else in Being John Malkovich (1999).  Fin...

Send us Fan Mail Andy Sachs is not like other girls and she’s most certainly not like the girls who work themselves to the bone in the cut throat yet glamorous world of fashion. At least not yet. Join Katie and Grace (and our special guest Ally) as we done our cerulean sweaters and attempt to claw our way to the top of the Runway food chain. All the while combating the domineering (yet iconic) wor...

Send us Fan Mail Now back to our regularly scheduled programming... Ever find yourself at rock bottom and think that it can’t possibly get any worse? Well, just know that it can and Bridget Jones knows that better than most. She drinks too much, she smokes too much, her boss is sexually harassing her, and her love life is DOA (a fact every person she’s ever met has no problem reminding her of). No...

Send us Fan Mail We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you this important message.  *SPOILERS AHEAD* The 80s cult classic Road House , starring the incomparable Patrick Swayze has been brought back to life. Resurrected, if you will. That’s right, folks! 35 years after Swayze blessed us with high kicks and even higher hair, Jake Gyllenhaal takes on the titular role of bouncer extrao...

Send us Fan Mail Work smarter, not harder. That's what they all say and Melanie Griffith's Tess McGill takes the sentiment to heart as she pretends to be somebody she's not in order to move up in a high-powered, male-dominated working world. Join Katie and Grace as we try not to tear our hair out due to corporate frustration (and unsuccessfully try to understand this films wide-spre...

Send us Fan Mail When you find yourself working for a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot who is willing to stop at nothing to keep you down, you don’t get mad, you get even. Join Grace and Katie as we stumble out of bed, pop on our voluminous wigs, and grab a steaming hot cup of ambition in 9 to 5  (1980). Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail Whether you suffer from the Sunday scaries or a case of the Monday's, we all know that work can suck. But what better way to improve your daily commute than with a brand new season of The Unsolicited Film Critics! Join Katie and Grace for 1999's Office Space , a drudgery filled, flairless fight for your right to the signature red Swingline stapler. Welcome to The Unsolic...

Send us Fan Mail Reunited and it feels so good! In this season we're braving the daily commute and reviewing the daily grind of office life. Welcome to The Unsolicited Film Critics: Season 4 - The Workplace.  Find us on Instagram & Threads @theunsolicitedfilmcritics

Send us Fan Mail As we close out Season 3, we'd like to talk about the Grim Reaper, falling head over heels in love, discovering a life worth living, and Brad Pitt’s iconic 90’s hairstyle. Turns out, burnout is not exclusive to the living workforce and even the Grim Reaper desperately needs some time off.  Join Grace and Katie for the season 3 finale as we learn that life may become a little...