The UnReal Housewives Podcast with Nic and Molk

It really doesn't matter what you think the rest of the episode is about - on tonight's THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE it is 100% all about that party that Lord James and Venus/Vanessa threw for poor little Sophia. Sweet merciful baby Jesus. Sure, we talk about: the seance; Gamble & Rick have a pretty incredibly awkward dinner party with Lord James and Venus/Vanessa; Sally comes back from Bali(!...

Dear friends - "Wog Bitch"-gate bites hard as the aftermath continues to split our ladies more firmly into the Dark Side and the Bright Side. Did we expect anything else from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE?! Delightfully we get to #ShineItUp with Jackie and enjoy blindfolded hugs, cold reads and hype dancers that make Jackie tired "but in a good way". Venus/Vanessa also launches her make-up bran...

We are still in Mexico with THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE, and welcome to the undoing of Gina Liano. There's other stuff that happens this episode however it is all about Gina desperately attempting to salvage credibility (SPOILERS: she doesn't) by landing a huge fake bombshell on the final dinner. There's lots of bogan swearing, lots of finger pointing, and lots of on person reminding the othe...

HOLA! WE'RE IN MEXICO, BABY. What a way to land us in episode seven of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Just when you thought it was safe to go to "South America" tequila proves to be problematic for pretty much everyone (except Gina - though that trash lady has her own problems), especially Janet who can't remember anything about anything. Mucho parties, mucho fun times, mucho bitching. The best...

Dear friends, let us today celebrate the 30th birthday of Jackie Gillies and remain aghast at the behaviour of Gina Liano and that woman Lydia Schiavello. Welcome to episode six of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE! Nic is back from Russia and just in time, too. We've got our party pants on, we're ghostbusting, we're learning about Gamble teaching Luke to drive... and we find out where our trip for...

It's on, people. With episode five of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE things got very real in the Lydia v Janet & Jackie stakes, and this week our special guest Aleisha Maddock shares all her thoughts, concerns and advice for us all to appreciate. The party is by far the highlight however we've still got time for Gina to test her fake tan; for Sally, Janet & Jackie to become tighter friends; and...

Welcome to the fourth episode of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MELBOURNE season four - just in time for us to get on down the farm and/or fall over as we get out of the helicopter. Because why not? Sally steps up and casts the proverbial cat amongst the pigeons of the dark side at their luncheon amidst the truffles, while Jackie, Gamble & Janet go down their vineyard for some drinks and gossip and more d...

It only lasted three episodes but CHYKA IS BACK for a visit. Way to get our hopes up, team. The fallout from the simple party of last week only opens up more opportunities for the Housewives to get their bitch on (it's not like we didn't expect it). Gamble gets reflective and realises maybe she needs to stop giving silly gifts, though her fascination with Gina continues unabated. The Gamble & Venu...

If there's one thing our Housewives love it's a confected party, and BOY do we have the best made-up reason for a party tonight! The conflicts continue to build - Gamble v Gina, Lydia v Jackie, Janet v everyone - but we also get the introduction of our seventh Housewife this season... WELCOME SALLY BLOOMFIELD! And she's a perfect addition to this bunch of Glamazons (how's the hair?!). There's so m...

WE. ARE. BACK. people! Welcome to the fourth season of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, and boy do we have a lot to catch up on. Not least of which is farewells to Chyka, Pettifleur & Susie (who are they again?), but let's add two more into the mix - Venus Behbahani-Clark & Sally Bloomfield. Our other faves return too, with Gina still Queen-ing it up, Gamble ready to fight anyone, Janet older tha...

OMG WE MADE IT. It's RHOS Reunion time and it does not disappoint. Nic & Molk enjoy the entire walk back through the series - especially all the unseen footage and commentary. There are housewives called to account, apologies(!), confrontations, and ABSOLUTELY ALL THE CRAZY WE CAN'T HANDLE FROM /THAT/ WOMAN. We just can't even keep up. What a reunion. Also, shut up Alex Perry. That's it until Melb...

HOLY. CRAP. If you thought it couldn't get ANY crazier this season we were all wrong - this finale rolls out levels of stupid and insane we've not even mined yet. We get a regression, Breakfast at Levendi, Drinks at the Ivy, THAT BLOODY WEDDING and the reception. Oh, the reception. Nic & Molk have some very frank conversations about the contents of this mind-boggling first series finale. Also as i...

FOOD TRUCKS, PILLOWS AND DEAR-GOD-MAKE-IT-STOP COUNSELLING delivers another incredible episode of The Real Housewives of Sydney... and it's all sorts of crazy. The Singapore trip still plays into the general discourse (should we have an intervention for Victoria?!) and it's the source of conflict for most of the time, except when people are just angry at each other for no discernible reason. Matty...

EVEN MORE SINGAPORE and while that will mean lots of amazing views and so forth it somehow also means horrible fights and delicious crazy. The back end of the Singers trip has lots of fluff go on however it's the implosion of Lisa & Athena X's  friendship that's front and centre (oh, and apparently something something Victoria's half-sister Lucy). There is some amazing lines and snark from all cor...

SINGAPORE PAYS OFF! Well, it does once we get through all the boring bits that lead up to it (Krissy's dog walk - not a thing). There's *still* talk of Lizzie Buttrose ruining/enhancing Victoria's launch; there's some time at the polo; and Melissa's modelling shoot with Daniel Boey turns out to be a lot less than we expected... but that doesn't matter, because we're in Singapore, baby! Mumma Nicol...

OMG! Just when you were thinking "How are they going to top the Persian party blowup of last week?", we then get delivered the amazingness that is Victoria's product launch cum charity fundraiser that somehow Athena X & Lisa get to spoil without even being present (thanks Lizzie Buttrose!). At least Melissa features a little more, as she and Krissy "audition" some new singers for a "tour" that she...

Surely Matty's Persian party will solve all the ills and allow all the ladies to get on with their lives? NOPE. Of course all of it feeds out of the blow up at Athena X's showing at Olsen Irwin, however that's not enough. Melissa's upset, Lisa's upset, and for some reason Athena's upset with everyone else because of her own behaviour. THEN we are gifted the most amazing meltdown we've seen in the...

WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAINTING? It's finally time for Athena X's gallery showing at Olsen Irwin but first(!) we've got to deal with Melissa looking for a nanny and Matty trying to convince her partner they should get a dog... buy 'test-driving' 7 of them. Good lord. The bitches, they are everywhere. When Lisa gets home David proves himself to be the most confusing person ever, by simultaneously being...

LET'S ALL GO ON A QUICK TRIP TO THE WHITSUNDAYS! To hell with the fact we couldn't get an airline sponsor - let's all enjoy our stay on the 32 ft yacht 'Sahana'. We could all benefit from a little peace & tranqulity. It couldn't get any bitchier, either. Mumma Nicole shows her nurturing side more than one while Lisa's emotional life is exploding and all Victoria wants to do is sink some skinny bit...

JOIN Nic & Molk as they psycho-analyse the Oldfields and their relationship as the highlight(!) of this episode of the Real Housewives of Sydney. Also ART ATTACK! Matty's still upset - and understandably so - with Athena X after Victoria's party and that's the broad tone of the episode, other than the deconstruction of the WORST DATE MEAL ever with Lisa's Dad and her niece as witnesses. To counter...

HOLY CRAP! Just when you thought we couldn't beat last week, then Victoria decides to hold a white party and Lisa turns up like a ninja and Matty arcs up and IT IS LITERALLY THE BEST. The insights we get in this episode are incredible, and covered at length by Nic & Molk in this fun new podcast ep. We go to strange new places and there's lots to discuss - so have a listen, then swing by the UnReal...

Carats, Cat-fights, & a Clusterf*ck of amazing new ladies - welcome to the very first season of The Real Housewives of Sydney, and the new podcast from Nic & Molk. Even just meeting Nicole, Krissy, Victoria, Matty, Lisa, Melissa & Athena X proves that we're onto something special. Honestly it's incredible. Straight out of the gate we've got one hell of a season on our hands and we're so glad you'r...

A sneak peek at what Nic & Molk have planned for this season of the Real Housewives of Sydney...