The unfit heroes

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Damian and Danielle are back from The Dead and Company concert where they found out they have no business pulling an all-nighter and Damian sucks as a co-pilot. Chris thinks he's good at everything. Apparently women's tennis sounds sexy and we play two truths and a lie.

Are we morning people? Danielle's most recent irrational rage and winters in Vermont suck! Eli is a horrible shot, Danielle went to see The Vermont Medium and Damian has a sexual encounter with a ghost. What do the guys really want for Father's Day? And Danielle finally spills the tea of how the DD's became official.

On this episode Chris explains how he dominated the basketball court full of 6th graders. Danielle may need nicer hair and Chris and his brother tell tall tales of the good old days (or where they!?)

In this episode Chris has a real scare with his daughter, we call random numbers for fun and Norma Jean is kind of a slut.

We are back!! Chris talks arm wrestling in full Bohammer mode. Will Chris's white legs finally come out of retirement!? What hurts more, getting kicked in the balls or the lady bits? Our summertime favorites and we find out that burning tires is actually a redneck aphrodisiac. We have an open conversation about pegging, and D shares his secret weapon if he ever goes to prison. Chris falls in love...

More fart talk, queefing on command and a sprinkle of Mother's Day love. What happened when we pushed our Moms too far? People who eat their own boogers!?! Danielle has enough of Damian interrupting her and Sarah has a farmers market tatt!?

The Lamoille County manhunt comes to an end! What would we do if our kids got into trouble with the law. Daydreaming about winning the lottery and we talk "pee play". Damian and Danielle and their experience with the "Flo Dogs" at Jay Peak Waterpark and Chris has a foot finder folks!

The Hereos discuss the man hunt going on in Lamoille County and interview Morrisville's local hero Dave. Damian's sweet tattoo he gave himself and Danielle's lower back tat that should have never been. Why can't Chris just order McDonalds food like a normal person? And what do we do when we fight with our significant others?

Part 2 of Prison Tats continues... The 90's TV show 'Gladiators' was THE BEST! Another round of Two Truths and a Lie (Did a water moccasin really almost get Damian!?) Chris fails at listener call in's, we will do better... stories about Chris' Dad and the runaway trampoline.

How often should we shower? And should men groom their gigglebits like women do? Chris' brief escapades in tattooing, and our failed attempt at listener phone calls.

On today's hot mess express we are all over the place! The Hereos discuss farting in front of your significant other, how soon is too soon? Are aliens real or what? The Murdaugh Trials, and Damian's hoarding tendencies. Chris talks about his doctor suggesting therapy and the infamous Glenroy makes an appearance!

Danielle's long time friend Sarah joins the gang on today's episode. Would we have eachother's backs if we killed someone? We determine that Adidas joggers are life changing and play a few rounds of "Would You Rather", where we find out about the fart that tickled Chris' tongue.

Danielle's son Logan joins the hereos to talk about what school is really like these days and his new budding career in firefighting. We ask the question "Are aliens really real!?" and see if Logan can identify "pictures from the past".

Chris' wife Kaylyn finally joins the crew to discuss her first memories of meeting the Casanova Chris. How to tell if it should be a snow day and which couple knows eachother better?

Two truths one lie, mama joins the show and D sneaks back into America.