Annmarie & Mary

The Ukeleles

Society EN ↓ 35 episodes

Yeah...We know we spelled it wrong. Three moms with zero chill. We dive into the chaos of parenting, marriage, womanhood and everything in between, with unfiltered humor and unapologetic honesty. We're not here to give advice, we're here to laugh at the messiness of real life and remind you that you're not alone in it.

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Annmarie & Mary

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Society

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Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

The Human Experiment 06.07.2026

What would happen if your inner thoughts became public? In Episode 10 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s put themselves through five impossible scenarios to find out just how quickly things could spiral out of control. Some secrets are harmless. Some searches should stay private. Some truths do not need to be said out loud. This episode asks the questions everyone secretly wonders about but hopes never ac...

Things That Gross Us Out 29.06.2026

What instantly grosses you out? In Episode 9 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive headfirst into the smells, foods, habits, and public behaviors that make us gag, cringe, and say, “absolutely not.” Some things are universally disgusting. Some things are weirdly controversial. Some things should honestly be illegal in public. This episode gets into all the everyday gross-outs that give us the ick, from...

Would We Survive a Zombie Apocalypse? 22.06.2026

Would we actually survive a zombie apocalypse? In Episode 8 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s put themselves, their families, and their survival instincts to the ultimate test: the end of the world. Some people are useful. Some people are liabilities. Some people are absolutely getting left behind. This episode dives into zombie apocalypse survival plans, comfort items, family strengths and weaknesses, q...

Disturbing Behavior: Red Flags or Harmless Quirks? 15.06.2026

What behavior instantly makes you stop and think, “Is that normal?” In Episode 7 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into the weird, awkward, and sometimes disturbing habits that make people raise an eyebrow. Some people never laugh. Some people never apologize. Some people overshare everything online. And some people might just be walking red flags. This episode is all about the behaviors that make u...

Our Dysfunctional Dinner Party 08.06.2026

Who would you invite to the most chaotic dinner party of all time? In Episode 6 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s tackle the ultimate dinner party question: if you could invite anyone, living, dead, fictional, famous, infamous, or from your own family tree, who would get a seat at your table? Some picks are sentimental. Some picks are iconic. Some picks would absolutely ruin the evening. This episode bri...

Cryptids and Conspiracies: Aliens…are they real? 01.06.2026

Are aliens real… and are they already here? In Episode 5 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into alien conspiracies, UFO sightings, Roswell, Area 51, government cover-ups, and all the weirdness that keeps us looking up at the sky a little too long. Some of it is suspicious. Some of it is unbelievable. Some of it makes us wonder what the government actually knows. This episode explores flying Tic Tacs...

“Am I the Asshole?” and Other Reddit Weirdness 25.05.2026

Do you ever read a Reddit post and immediately become a judge, jury, and executioner? In Episode 4 of Season 2, The Ukelele’s dive into the wild world of Reddit stories, questionable decisions, and everyone’s favorite internet courtroom: “Am I the Asshole?” Some of it is messy. Some of it is unbelievable. Some of it makes us change our minds halfway through. This episode is all about reading Reddi...

Why Are We All So Petty 18.05.2026

Ep. 3 Why Are We All So Petty Admit it. You’ve had your petty moments! So have we! On today’s episode we are taking a look at our petty actions and telling our most petty moments. We only have so much time, so we obviously didn’t get to them all. One of us may be more petty than the other. Listen to find out whose the most petty, and find out what our motivations are. This doesn’t make us bad peop...

Why Do People Stay In Toxic Situations 11.05.2026

Ep. 2 Why Do People Stay In Toxic Situations Today, The Ukeleles did a personal deep dive on why they think people remain in situations that no longer benefit them. They question why a person may be unable to let go of that job, person, or environment that is holding them back and what it might take to move on in life. The Ukeleles share personal experience and not everyone agrees that this is nor...

Absolute Chaos 04.05.2026

S-2_Ep.1 05-04-26 Absolute Chaos Join Annmarie and Mary as they kick off season 2 with hilarity and with chaos so big they needed an entire episode to talk about it. The month off did little to rejuvenate the ladies but rather, it turned one of their lives upside down…the other one..well, she’s staying away from lentils for awhile. Listen to catch up on the chaos with The Ukeleles.

Cryptids and Conspiracies 09.03.2026

Ep. 25 Cryptids and Conspiracies We are marching right into the misty hills of North Carolina to ask the question: Is Bigfoot just a hairy introvert? This week The Ukeleles dive into Bigfoot sightings across North Carolina and why Appalachia seems to be Bigfoot’s favorite hide and seek map. We talk about history, spooky stories, and read real reports of sightings. This is a can’t miss moment!

Weird Things We Just Accept As Normal 02.03.2026

Ep.24 Weird Things We Just Accept As Normal This week, Annmarie, Ashley, and Mary spiral into a hilarious therapy session about the strange little rituals society told us were totally normal. Who decided strapping wire cages to our chests and glueing spider legs to our eyelids before soccer pickup was normal? From everyday annoyances to beauty standards,we laugh, rant, and question everything…like...

Hot Takes We’ll Probably Regret 23.02.2026

Ep.23 Hot Takes We’ll Probably Regret This week The Ukeleles throw caution, research, and common sense straight out of the window. We’re sharing our hottest takes with zero Googling, zero backtracking, and full acceptance that we may text each other tomorrow like, “Okay, but maybe I didn’t mean it like THAT.” From parenting opinions, to social confessions each of us brings two hottakes and defends...

Things We Pretend to Care About (But Don’t) 16.02.2026

Ep.22 Things We Pretend to Care About (But Don’t) In this episode, The Ukeleles dive headfirst into the polite little lies we all tell ourselves. From pretending to care about small talk and makeup to nodding along when someone starts talking about their “journey”. We unpack the social expectations that make us quietly scream into our iced coffee. We each take a stand on the things we especially f...

Things We Didn’t Know About-Ourselves Edition 09.02.2026

Ep. 21 Things We Didn’t Know About-Ourselves Edition Turns out, adulthood is just slowly discovering new things about yourself…most of them mildly inconvenient. In this episode, The Ukeleles get a little introspective (but don’t worry, it’s still chaotic). We’re talking about the habits, quirks, personalities, and weird truths that sneak up on you somewhere between “I have potential” and “why do I...

I’m 40 and Don’t Work Out Because… 02.02.2026

Ep. 20 I’m 40 and Don’t Work Out Because… In this episode, The Ukeleles embrace the hilarious reality of being 40-ish and realizing that fitness looks a lot different than it did in our 20’s (mostly because our bodies now file complaints). We kick things off with some classic Cups of Chaos, and then dive into a full breakdown of what working out means when your knees crack like glow sticks and str...

The Moments That Defined Our Childhood 26.01.2026

Ep. 19 The Moments That Defined Our Childhood The Ukeleles take a trip back to a time of Blockbuster Video, drinking straight from the hose, and roaming the neighborhood from the time they were told to get out of the house, until the street lights came on or at least until someone whistled that it was time for dinner. The ladies discuss having zero supervision as a child and the things we all thou...

Would You Survive A Day In Her Brain? 19.01.2026

Ep. 18 Would You Survive A Day In Her Brain? On this episode of The Ukeleles, the ladies dive headfirst into Cups of Chaos . From juicing adventures and a genuinely terrifying trip up a mountain to escaping it all on a cruise, the chaos is already brewing. Then the conversation turns inward as the ladies unpack the female brain. They talk about the constant mental load, the nonstop planning that s...

New Year, New Us? Or Are We Still Judgy? 12.01.2026

Ep. 17 New Year, New Us? Or Are We Still Judgy? In this episode, Annmarie somehow convinces the rest of the Ukeleles to talk New Year’s resolutions. Against our better judgement, each Ukelele shares what she's hoping for in the year ahead and what might be completely unrealistic. We dive into the idea of being “less judgemental” and question whether that’s even possible. Do we even have the maturi...

Things We Didn’t Know - About Becoming An Adult Women 05.01.2026

Ep. 16 Things I Didn’t Know About-Becoming An Adult Women At some point, no one hands you a certificate that says Congratulations , you are now a fully formed adult , instead it sneaks up on you somewhere between responsibility, mental load, and asking yourself, “wait…is this just how my brain works now?” In This Episode The Ukeleles talk candidly about what surprised us the most about becoming an...

Would You Survive a Reality Show? 29.12.2025

Ep. 15 Would You Survive a Reality Show? Would you survive reality TV…or be voted off before the first commercial break? This week, The Ukeleles dive headfirst into the world of reality shows and brutally assess which ones they’d actually survive. From Real Housewives drama to Survivor endurance and the very real possibility of ending up on Naked and Afraid , no franchise is safe. Ashley makes it...

Christmas Special-Jingle Balls 22.12.2025

Ep. 14 Christmas Special-Jingle Balls It’s Holiday chaos, Ukelele style. The ladies dive into a lineup of Christmas games and festive fun, starting with Amazon or Annmarie , where Annmarie is challenged to decide whether wildly questionable gifts are real or fake. Next up, is Two Truths and a Lie, where listeners can play along and try to spot the lie before it’s revealed. The silliness continues...

Adult Friendships are Hard 15.12.2025

Ep. 13 Adult Friendships are Hard Adult friendships are hard! Today The Ukeleles talk honestly about that. We explore how life changes friendships. Do you stay close with those friends from high school or do those friendships slowly fade? The Ukeleles also open up about their own friendship as a group of three and how different lifestyles and family dynamics shape how they show up for one another....

Things I Didn't Know - Motherhood Edition 08.12.2025

Ep. 12 Things I Didn’t Know About-Motherhood Edition On today’s episode, The Ukeleles are discussing the Good, the bad and the ugly of motherhood. We will discuss times our kids embarrassed us, times they made us cry and how motherhood has surprised us all.

Social Media; Love it, Hate it, Can’t Quit it. 01.12.2025

Ep. 11 Social Media; Love it, Hate it, Can’t Quit it. How much time do you spend on social media and how often do you catch yourself checking your phone for updates on comments, likes, and follows? Today, The Ukeleles discuss their thoughts on social media, the influence it has on their kids, and if they, themselves have a problem. Listen to find out if they believe balance is achievable or if all...

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