The Two EXES Podcast

The Two EXES are back! We talk Mormon “folk doctrine” about Satan’s swim team, Witness symbolism, childhood beach trauma, and why we still love the ocean even though it’s basically a wet horror movie.

The Two EXES are back! We revisit what our parents wanted us to be, what we actually became, and whether staying closeted, overachieving, and avoiding city buses in North East, Maryland was ever really about “good manners.”

The Two EXES are back! We talk friendship, why we somehow have zero gay friends, whether a church is just a multi-level marketing scheme for buddies, and if “obligation check-ins” actually count as maintaining a relationship.

The Two EXES are back! In today's field trip episode we're answering more listener questions about what we believe now and how to be strong allies to LGBTQ+ family. We take a stop by "Is-MAGA-a-Cult", "Doctrinal Whiplash", and “Love the Sinner”, along with our typical tangents. Thanks for listening, we love you!

The Two EXES are back! Listener questions take us on a field trip through angry deconstruction, wannabe prophets, and why “revelation” always seems to mean “we changed our minds, you’re welcome.

The Two EXES are back! In this weeks episode, we talk about which kinds of magic were banned, which ones snuck in anyway, and why Jesus turning water into wine somehow doesn’t count as a spell.

The Two EXES are back! We talk about all the times we said “I can’t, I’m [insert religion]” When it was used as protection, when it was used to be smug, and when it just kept us from doing fun stuff we now regret. I hope you enjoy it...and we love you!

The Two EXES are back! We talk about how our religions explained gender, who broke the “boy/girl rules” growing up, and why everyone is basically fighting over a big toe.

The Two EXES are back, and talking all things fashion! From church‑approved suits and BYU beard bans, to who in our families serves looks and who serves…as a cautionary tale!

Join The Two EXES as we piece together the mystery of the missing Demons and Evil Spirits episode. Was it Lucifer or Satan himself, who worked to keep this episode from coming out? The facts speak for themselves!

The Two EXES are back! Talking End Times, apocalypse checklists (food, guns, cash), and whether either of us actually believe the world’s still on a divine countdown.

The Two EXES are back! From sabbath guilt to salary goals, we unpack how church shaped our 9‑to‑5s, our views on money, and why we only thought BYU was elite.

The Two EXES are back! With a little liquid courage, mixed with listener questions. We talk about which doctrines we ditched, which we kept, and do our families miss the old us?

Today the Two EXES record from vacation, talking family travel, workplace drama, Jack Mormons, Vegas gambling stories, and whether plastic surgery is somehow holier than coffee.

Today the Two EXES are talking about what our EX religions expected while we were on vacation, the best and worst family trips, and when we decided to bend the rules.

Today the Two EXES are talking pets, religious animal symbolism, whether heaven includes dogs, and why some faiths feel more golden retriever than house cat.

Today the Two EXES are talking about how shunning is framed as "love," why it's so damaging, and how to reclaim you life outside the system.

Holy nepotism Batman! The Two EXES take on religious caste systems in this weeks episode. Listen in and hear our take on how favoritism and church hierarchy shape life inside our religions. Love YOU!

Yes, daddy, the Two EXES are finally taking our fathers' names in vain. We are taking the deep dive into the men who ruined - I mean, shaped our lives.

The Two EXES are back with a candid conversation about charity, control, and compassion inside and outside our former faiths. Who really benefits when giving comes with strings attached...I'm asking for a friend.

In our first episode of the new year, the Two EXES reflect on traditional values and the sweeping trad life trend. Who must know the way to make a proper home? Tradition!

This holiday bonus episode has The Two EXES reviewing two religious movies from our past. We watched them so you don’t have to...you’re welcome!

The Two EXES are hosting an end of year holiday party! Join us as we pop the cork on some Prosecco, and pop off on the Holidays!

Persecution comes in all forms, and The Two EXES tackle all of them. Today's discussion covers everything from "A" for Antifa, to "H" for Hosanna.

Today the Two EXES turn our eyes to the Heaven. On bended knee, we pray this episode nourishes and strengthens you!