The Twaddling Along Podcast

Coming to you from the Twaddling Along Headquarters (our parents’ basement) we are feeling especially patriotic today. On this, the 250th year of our independence from the dastardly English, we feel deeply connected to this native land of ours. And to celebrate, we’ve decided to question everything. Is America the land of the free, or a land of secrets? Did the Illuminati sabotage the turkey to ke...

Happy 250th Anniversary, America. The Twaddling Along Trio crank up their definitely not OSHA‑approved time machine and drop in on George Washington, from his early days as an overly confident British Major to his reluctant‑revolutionary era to his post‑presidency stint as a whiskey mogul. Josh digs up facts no one asked for, Jake tries to draw Washington and somehow invents new Founding Fathers,...

This one goes deep, folks. We’re talking about death and taking a swing at that impossible question: What actually happens after we die? What qualifies us to tackle it? Absolutely nothing. And absolutely no one. But that’s never stopped us before. So we dive into the wild patterns of near‑death experiences, the stories of people who’ve brushed the edge, and the strange, stubborn hope that keeps sh...

This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we enter into an ancient world of human myth and legend as we talk about tricksters. From Loki to Coyote, from things that go bump in the night to mongooses demanding bacon…or is it mongeese. Also, Danny confuses Idris Elba with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Josh gets distracted, and Jake almost kills Josh. All that and more.

We are suspicious. Very suspicious. We don’t think that ANYTHING is true…except for our love for our listeners. The true conspiracy is how you continue to put up with our Twaddling. Join us this week as we go back to some historical conspiracy theories. Also, go back and listen to your favorite.

Have you ever thought you were dead? Has your hand worked independently from your brain? Have you ever sought treatment for the inability to perceive…ANYTHING? This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we delve into the spooky world of the brain, and when it goes wrong….really wrong. Will Danny’s left hand stop the podcast early? Will Jake suddenly go face-blind? Will Josh have every symptom of ev...

We tell campfire stories…Twaddling Along Style. What does that mean? Well, we ramble on for far too long, make up convoluted stories, have to edit out large blocks of video, and in general just twaddle about for an hour. Hooray for us. Also, Aesop ain’t got anything on our fables.

We’re back after a 2-week, 2-day absence (my fault). This week, we delve deeply into the spy world… the animal spy world that is. Are Pigeons bugging you? Well, they might actually be bugging your phone lines. Are Squirrels secretly traveling to D.C. with audio equipment? Will a Polish Bear ever get the rank of sergeant? All that and more on this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast.

My tummy hurts … I was going to get to it … I don’t see it … you do it so much better than me. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast we throw every husband under the bus spectacularly. I mean, there is no going back gentleman, its time to pack it up and accept that we all deserve to be on the couch for a few days. To all you women out there putting up with us, we’re sorry.

You wake up and find yourself trapped in your own body. The room is quite, but you have the unsettling feeling that you may not be alone. You desperately look around for help only to find a shadow lurking in your doorway. You can only make out one thing on it, its anime convention style hat. That’s right Twaddling Afficionados, the trio delves deeply into the truly spooky and somewhat unsettling l...

Behold the majesty of the Lady Columbia with her mountain’s of majesty hued in purple, her laden soil of green, and some idiot trying to survive going over a waterfall. That’s right, peeps and pals alike, this week the Twaddling Along Trio tackles the thunderous all-American (minus the Canadian side) Niagara Falls. We talk about the survivors, those not so fortunate, the future and the past of the...

You find yourself in a sunny field, surrounded by falling leaves of a nearby tree. You allow yourself to see all your problems fall like the leaves. Then…The Twaddling Along Trio comes in and RUIN EVERYTHING. That’s right listeners, today we are diving and delving into the world of ooohmmms and lotus positions as we talk about meditation. Do you meditate? Do you want to meditate? Well, find a YouT...

Raise your banners boys, its time to get spooky AND historical. On this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast Jake takes us back to the Revolutionary War to talk about the spooks, sprites, ghosts and ghoulies. Of course, we start off by Josh telling us a story about jabbing Danny in a dream and laughing, and we just devolve from there.

Once upon a time, in a land much like our own, people came together and created something great, marvelous, and epic. It was meant to showcase a country on the rise and the grit of a people determined to rise from literal ashes. And then, it burned again. Today we’re talking about the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago, and it’s a fun one. Cracker Jack, Aunt Jemima, refrigeration, serial killers, politi...

It starts by counting your steps to the bathroom, and ends with you ramming your car into a slower driver because you know best. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we talk about that internal scoreboard that you set up for yourself every day. Are you racing against yourself to get out the door? Are you secretly writing the best emails in the office? Are you competing with your brothers word...

No…You are not dreaming. We are back after a whirlwind of a vacation down in Florida. Do we talk about the record crowds, the arctic winds, the disease and suffering we went through? Maybe for like a minute. But for the rest of the time we ignore our own story and focus completely on the worldwide myth of giants. Are they fallen angels? Are they just mutants of nature? Can Josh find a way to say p...

It's that time of year when you start making goals for yourself. Well…The Twaddling Along Trio is also thinking about how to better ourselves, too. We thought we’d try our hand at running a marathon, until we came across this absolutely crazy story on how a marathon can go REAL bad. Join us as we delve into a past that includes rat poison, stolen peaches, drunk Cubans, cutoff shorts, cheating, lyi...

Happy New Years Twaddlers! This week, on a very special episode of Twaddling Along, we decide to give unsolicited advice about marriage. What’s our credentials? We don’t have any, so take everything with more than one grain of salt. In this episode you will find that Jake hates dishes, Josh chokes on hair, and Danny is hoping he’s not sleeping in the dog house. Its a fun one.

Happy Auld Lang Syne and welcome to 2026 fellow Twaddlers! On this year ending episode, the boys delve into the rather spooky, sometimes terrifying tales of time slips. What would you do if you were shot backwards (or forwards) in time. As a side activity for this week’s episode, see if you can see how many time slips you can hear on the episode, because we had to edit out LOTS of coughing.

Merry Christmas everyone. Twaddling along the Victorian Era again as we chat about the astounding author, Charles Dickens. Really, we just wanted an excuse to quote different Christmas Carols. Also, Josh over emphasizes, Jake mocks Alec Guiness, and Danny has a cold. So jump on, tune in, and have a wonderful holiday season.

Twaddlers, Waddlers and those inbetween, welcome to a very optimistic episode of Twaddling Along. This week we discuss Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. We start from the ground up. Are you fed, clothed, comforted, loved and feeling a little transcended. Want to know how to get there? Well, don’t ask us. We just hope that we can be a part of your journey to self-fulfillment and enlightenment. Or, just...

Utah…People working together…Utah…What a spooky place to be. We are back home today at the Twaddling Along Podcast as we delve even further into the spooks of Utah. Today, Jake takes on the helm and freaks us all out with tales of Hwy 666, abandoned schools, cults, women in white, and all sorts of spooky nonsense. All the while, Josh and Danny hide under the covers, not out of fear, but because we...

Avast Ye Matey’s and welcome aboard another sea-worthy adventures from you trio of buccaneers. Today we take sail on the topic of pirates. Also, I refuse to do any other nautical puns. Instead, why don’t you take a listen as we explore the connection to pirates and Goliath, Atlantis, Peter Ustinov, and pretty lady’s hats. All that and much, much more twaddling, all for your earholes. Take a listen...

This week on the Twaddling Along Show we tackle the feast and feasting together. Why do we have feasts, fiestas, fetes, and all manner of reasons to get together and eat? Are we not the anti-social animal we make ourselves out to be? The boys go deep on this one as they explore the psychology behind the feast. Plus, Josh doesn’t scream at a spider.

Twaddling Along climbs Mt. Everest in search of the legendary monster, the Yeti. What is a Yeti? Frightening mythological beast? Lost orangutan? A convenient corporation known for well-made coolers and tumblers? There really is only one way to find out. Also, Josh sees multiple spiders during the episode, we introduce sound effects, and our deep abiding love for Wilford Brimley comes out.