The Turtle Club

Comedy EN ↓ 73 episodes

Four (Three + in memoriam friend) pals with too much time on their hands have decided to pick movies to force the others to watch. 2 movies a month for 2026! Happy listening!

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S4Ep5 - American Pastoral (2016) 23.03.2025 49:19

Your hosts discuss the worst movie they have had to watch for this podcast. Also Migel will NOT stop farting. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S4Ep4 - The Kid Detective (2020) 02.03.2025 49:00

Your hosts discuss The Kid Detective (2020). Many spoilers discussed throughout the entire episode. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S4Ep3 - Mystery Team (2009) 18.02.2025 52:48

Your hosts discuss Mystery Team (2009) and also being a stoner at a wrestling show Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S4Ep2 - The Wrestler (2008) 26.01.2025 50:45

Your hosts discuss The Wrestler (2008) while Alan poops all over the place Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod Also if anyone wants to read Adam's long email, here's a google doc with all of it. I didn't read all of it so I hope it's not anything too negative https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HiWgEKdhiCFnX2iLUiEEo3rfvqXpOlFLQT8n574u8IE/edit?usp=sharing

S4Ep1 - Nacho Libre (2006) 12.01.2025 45:38

With a new season comes a new format! How will it go? Idk I guess we'll have to see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Season 3 Finale - Return of Alan 04.01.2025 21:04

Alan is back and he has some explaining to do... Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Season 3 BONUS EPISODE - Eli Commentary 26.12.2024 1:33:22

Eli has to watch the movie by himself and record commentary for it as a punishment Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep12 - Original Trio 14.12.2024 1:05:43

We're back to the original three hosts. Will it stay this way??? Stick around and find out! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep11 - Alan's Announcement 24.11.2024 55:03

One of your hosts has an announcement. Sounds like it could be pretty serious. I would listen to this one if I were you. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep10 - The Secret Ingredient is MAC 23.10.2024 1:08:12

Your hosts discuss cooking and preparing alien meats. Also Michael is suddenly super likeable for some reason???? Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep9 - r/Atheism Takes Hold 18.09.2024 1:13:59

The movie for next year? God's Not Dead? The Passion of the Christ? Idk probably some stupid BS. I guess we'll see Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep8 - The Passion of the T-Rex 17.08.2024 1:02:43

Your hosts get distracted by Catholic guilt films. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep7 - Muddy Butts and Pretty Poetry 17.08.2024 1:01:40

Your hosts have a poetry contest and participate in Brat summer Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep6 - Uncomfortable Racism 20.06.2024 1:14:39

Your hosts have received a weirdly racist email. Listen to them discuss! Email us (no more racism please): theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X: @turtleclubpod

S3Ep5 - Brent Spiner is Very Nice IRL 20.05.2024 1:21:18

One of your hosts met Brent Spiner! And he was very nice! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep4 - WrestleMania With a T-Rex 11.04.2024 1:21:31

Your hosts are ready for TurtleMania, brothers! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep3 Jimmy Carter VS Robot Squirrel 23.03.2024 1:25:00

Okay but really think about it. Jimmy Carter has freaking NIGHT VISION! He would definitely win. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep2 - You Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am! 12.02.2024 1:18:58

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) continues to be interesting and unhinged. Your hosts are a tad bit split about it, but an exclusive club invite has them distracted. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S3Ep1 - Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) 10.01.2024 1:12:53

Your hosts have returned for another year of trash! And what's this? A fourth host? Welcoming Alan Richardson as a new permanent host! This year's movie is Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

Season 2 Finale - I'm Sorry Michael's Audio Sucks 02.01.2024 17:34

Your hosts are officially done with Kangaroo Jack (2003). They recorded a really short finale this year. Michael's audio kinda sucks, but they're too lazy to re-record. Happy Arbor Day! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S2Ep12 - Synchronized Italian Nodding 02.12.2023 1:28:22

Your hosts are in better moods as they approach the end of their year of hell. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S2Ep11 - A Depressing Roundtable 14.11.2023 55:43

Your hosts had a guest cancel on them so they decide to have an open discussion about their feelings on the podcast as a whole. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S2Ep10 - A Bag of Chili 10.10.2023 1:27:02

Your hosts are over it. Kangaroo Jack (2003) has broken them to the point where they no longer care. Special guest Chris aka Tophertokes! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S2Ep9 - Saw 11: Kangaroo Buzzsaw 06.09.2023 1:35:35

Your hosts talk more about Saw than Kangaroo Jack (2003). Alan is back and Dave gets a passing grade. Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod

S2Ep8 - Sexual Awakenings During Kangaroo Jack (2003) 09.08.2023 1:22:27

Your hosts are more miserable than they've ever been and it doesn't help that they've received a bizarre fan email. Special guest Khadjiah! Email us! theturtleclub69@gmail.com Twitter/X @turtleclubpod