The Trip Du Jour Podcast

Trip du Fans! This is our last and longest episode of our sweet season five.  Your favorite O'Mega Men, JD&JOE talk about everything "ENDING."  JOE's provocative stance on (some) str8 guys and their inability to wipe properly  JD&JOE discuss their experiences working with drummers  The old days of secret ENDING tracks on CD's and Cassettes  JD shares tips and trick...

Howdy Trip Du Fans!  Our pre-season-finale episode peels back the layers of FLAKING. We all have that one friend, that one pie crust, or that one scab that flakes. In this episode, JD&JOE will yank you by the tale as old as time and discuss:  JOE got sick - a symptom review  JD aka "Silly Holiday" accepts the inevitability of dates that flake  JD's high fiber, high gas yield din...

In our eleventh installment, JD&JOE honor our beloved guest cohost with an episode in his name - HAWKING!  Made famous for his discoveries in Physics, Stephen Hawking was also a time travel enthusiast. Join us while Stephen takes us back to some of the more interesting times in history plus other maniacal musings.  JD&JOE debut their roles as the run down cousins of the Teenage Mutant Ninj...

Welcome to Season 5, Episode 10 - "SHITTING!"  It's not what you think! In this episode, JD&JOE unravel and explore the many uses of the words SHIT, SHITTING AND SHITTY. Yes, of course we talk about the literal use, meaning and application of our favorite word but there's so much more!  Why does Joe shit himself at the thought of doing taxes?  What does it mean to get one&a...

Are you thinking? WE ARE TOO. In this ninth installment of season five, JD&JOE untangle the critical and crippling aspects of THINKING.   Behold as your hosts give thoughtful consideration to the following:  Positive thinking and negative stinking,  Two moments where JOE is for sure not thinking.  JD's testicle dreadknot - a Spirit Halloween costume?  Who is DuMork Bidet and why is he sel...

If possession is nine-tenths of the law, than Season V, Chapter II, Episode VIII is 100% fifty-fifty.   After a much deserved holiday break, your derring-duo is back to tickle your humerus bone with a brand new take on POSSESSING:  David Bowie possesses a great bass player.  Does JOE possess a gun?  Does one possess art? Or are we possessed by art?  JD possesses bowling balls.  JOE's possessi...

 Happy Hollandaise from TDJ!  As the old saying goes, never look a grift horse in the eye. Or is it the ass? Either way, a horse is a great grift but a terrible gift.  In our most audacious 8bit seasoning sensation, JD&JOE decode the duality of GIFTING AND GRIFTING!  JD&JOE's approach towards gift selection for loved ones  JOE's pig head birthday gift JDs uncle did him dirty on C...

 In our sixth interstellar installment, your resident guru's JD&JOE manifest and womanifest their way into a cosmic corn maze but are able to vision board their way out!  Manifestations include:  Someone's expert level interest in Margaret Thatcher  JD's attempt at manifesting a bowling trophy  Introducing our favorite spiritual healer and author, Troy Windfall  JD's specia...

 Are you grateful or full of grates?  In our 5/5 extravaganza, JD&JOE carve open the tasty tofurkey to reveal a cornucopia of gelatinous gratitude.  In this epicurean episode, we're serving sides and mains:  JOE's tinny, virally stuffed nose and vocals  JD is in the market for some new window blinds from "Mayfair..."  The etymology of (thanks)giving head - JOE is shook  The...

 Welcome to episode four where we've gone Phishing! It's our garbage island episode of audio flotsam and jetsam.  Your piscine pals JD&JOE catch, skin and gut the topic thusly:  Fishin' for compliments  Chicken or Fish?  Airfryer or Microwave?  The Trip Du Jour Poo Knife (Stankin' Shank)  Important Science! Healing power of fish skins  There's something fishy about Wil...

 Happy Hallowed Weenus our wicked Trip Du Witches!  For this year's unholy high holiday, JD&JOE decompose the wonderful world of Witching!  Tricks and Treats include:  Contemporary witches  JD&JOE breakdown their personal witch qualities  Witch Titties & Witch Pails  The best way to unsubscribe a witch  JD's gelatinous green housewarming gift  JOE stans Ron Popeil  To our bel...

Greetings Trip-Du-Fans!  This episode is brought to you by the letter "F."  Felching Friendship  FUPA  Frenulum  Fickle  Frenum  Failure  Fraternal  Farting  Fortune  Frantastic  Flashlight  One of our shortest episodes ever but don't fret, it's still first-rate!  XOXO  JD&JOE  Let's be fallacious friends! @trip_dujour_podcast

Welcome back, big-back-baddies!   In our Season 5 opener, your daring hosts delve deep into the world of middle class fancy delicacy.  Join us as we rate, read and regale about our favorite home-cooked haunts.   Learnings and musings include:  JOE tried some new air fresheners Olive Garden cannoli taste like bandages  JD and his ill-gotten cheese sticks from Bennigan's French lessons with JOE...

Your favorite movers and shakers conclude a filthy fourth season with this fantastical finale. Category is, MOVING:  Violations  Bowels  Dancing  Domiciles  In your 40's  Sex in Cars  Move it or lose it  Show us your moves and give us a follow @trip_dujour_podcast  See you next season!  xo  JD&JOE 

Everyone has a favorite DAVE . And everyone has a least-favorite DAVE . In our twelfth most diabolical episode, JD&JOE dissect the dapper and devious DAVE's of the world- the famous, infamous and unknown.  The DAVE's under debate include:   Letterman  Brother/Uncle/Father/Friend Navarro  Bowie  Matthews Band  Hasselhoff  DAVE .com Chappelle Grohl  Ken's Salad Dressing  Who is yo...

Is the Secret in the Sauce? Is there a Secret to Success? Are you doing "The Secret?" During our illusive eleventh episode, JD&JOE spill the beans and share some of their most vulnerable and valuable secrets:  Some super saucy subjects include:  - JD's secret music selections  - JD&JOE share the circumstances of their conception - FAMILY SECRET - JOE's friend's rou...

Avuncular; a·vun·cu·lar   adjective: relating to an uncle  This episode ain't about aunts. It's about uncles and JD&JOE are good uncles. Don't believe us? We brought proof. JD's niece Sydney, and Joe's niece Lorna make their first and probably last appearance on this podcast episode and give us the full TDJ treatment. On a scale from A to F, how did us bald baddies ran...

Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?  In our ninth installment of this season of four, Your hosts review a movie of legend and lore.  Not the book, nor the remake or false adaptation.  It's the original gangster of confectious prestidigitation.  It's Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Where the treats are aplenty and the tricks are for free.   Behold our love letter to...

BOO!  It's the most Trip Du Jour time of the year! JD&JOE would like to place this elegantly ate up eighth episode underneath your tree. An installment best described as the love child of "A Christmas Carol" and "The Thing".  Join us through our fever dream jaunt across space and time while we make sh!t stops at Christmas Past, Present and Future.  Notable moments incl...

In this generous helping of an episode, JD&JOE break down the do's and don'ts of borrowed baubles, loaned levies and plundered possessions.  Topics include:  - Borrowed time  - JOE doesn't lend his car but will borrow yours  - JD's anti-lending of toothbrushes and shoes  - Need help moving? JD&JOE will help, for a price (or slice)  - Lending Money - and why you should n...

HAPPY SPANKSGIVING!  In this festively fetishistic episode, JD&JOE go deep into the doonies and explore the wizarding world of Kinks and Fetishes! A perfect episode to listen to whilst deep-throating a turkey leg this week.   Some sexy subjects include:  - Foot Fetishes  - TSA CBT  - Sex Toys "R" Us  - Sex & Food  - JD details one of his kinks  - Blood Play Remember Trip du Fans,...

Welcome back to the Trip Du Jour Oddcast, errr, em, PODCAST.  Today's episode is dedicated to all things odd and obscene. Sit down, grab a handful of odd-tittes and behold:  -A book bound in human skin from a Harvard University library - JD's Book Report -JOE talks all-things Spiritual Stores  -JD's shrunken head collection  -JD&JOE break down the "pica" phenomenon  -¡...

It's JD&JOE's favorite time of year! Are you feeling the spirit? THE SPIRIT (of) HALLOWEEN?  In our frightening fourth episode, your hell-bound hosts dissect your favorite Halloween hot takes:  - JD's new malevolent mustache - Costume ideas  - The origin story of JD's misnomer  - In Utero tiddies - from the album - IYKYK - Pumpkin Spice butt wipes - JD TRIED. JD APPROVES! ...

Happy Day Du Jour Day!  What happens when two goons sit down and turn on their microphones? You get horny microphones!  JD&JOE gathered and gabbed one day and through the magic of podcasting, decided to turn this audio slapstick of a convo into a full blown CAT5 mess. It started with a simple question- what did you do today?  -JD provides eyewitness testimony to a major pizza crime -JOE detail...

In today's episode, JD&JOE ask the age old question - BEPIS OR CONK? No, we actually ask "WHY DO YOU CARE?"  Why do some of you get pressure in your chest about:  - The Royal Family  - Ex-partners of friends  - Body shapes and sizes   - The Real Housewives franchise - JOE CARES!  - The length of sausages and beans  - Status symbols  Dig deep into your bag and feel around for a s...