The Trash Pandas Podcast

Join Christian and Clayton as they welcome special guest Elijah Hodge to the pod! In this episode, they dive into everything from Elijah’s love for motorcycles and Star Wars to the quirks of spam sushi and hoarding sentimental keepsakes. Get to know Elijah through a fun personal interview where he shares unforgettable travel stories, insights from his work as a machinist, and how he balances faith...

Christian and Clayton are joined by returning favorites Aymee and Crystal for a fun and personal dive into all things trash and treasure. From unlocking new skills (like raccoons picking locks!) to debating the trashiest habits people secretly love, this episode blends laughs with heartfelt moments. Get to know Aymee and Crystal on a deeper level as they share their passions, quirky stories, and t...

Christian and Clayton are back to their roots, bringing pure, unfiltered chaos to Episode 7. From raccoons swimming for hours to absurd “Would You Rather” scenarios (riddles vs. interpretive dance, anyone?), this episode dives into the ridiculous and unpredictable. They tackle wild “What If” scenarios like waking up with a raccoon tail or swapping lives with a cartoon character, debate whether Cro...

Christian and Clayton are officially on video for the first time! In Episode 8, they dive into what’s “The Trashiest Treasure,” debating everyday habits like eating snacks in bed and wearing holey socks. They tackle chaotic “What Would You Do?” scenarios, such as surviving in a store for a week or swapping phones with a celebrity. Plus, they debate the worth of weird subscription boxes, novelty de...

Christian and Clayton are joined by Alex and Braden for an unforgettable episode packed with chaos, laughs, and wild stories. From raccoons opening containers to adventures gone hilariously wrong, the crew dives into their best mishaps—including camping fails, road trip disasters, and more. They draft survival teams featuring fictional characters, historical figures, and hilariously useless additi...

Christian and Clayton are back with a no-guests, all-weirdness episode that’s out of this world—literally! They dive into hilarious “Would You Rather” scenarios, debate nostalgic treasures like flip phones and Tamagotchis, and imagine raccoons as Earth’s ambassadors to space. From wild “what if” ideas (meme-only communication, anyone?) to Clayton’s Corner of thoughtful insights, this episode blend...

Christian and Clayton are joined by special guests Crystal and Aymee to explore “The Perfect Ship”—friendships, relationships, and leadership—with plenty of laughs along the way. From quirky icebreaker debates about sporks and avocado toast to a chaotic “Shipwreck Survival” game, this episode is full of fun twists. They also tackle big questions like, “Is loyalty more important than humor?” and “W...

Welcome to the Trash Pandas Podcast ! In our debut episode, Christian and Clayton introduce themselves, share the story of how a Tarzan joke sparked their friendship, and explain the podcast’s mission—talking about anything and everything, with nothing off-limits. We dive into rapid-fire questions, debate the best and worst Christmas movies, and confess our guilty pleasures (yes, Christian loves r...

Episode 2: “The Great Debate” Christian and Clayton dive into raccoon memory skills, forgotten passwords, and outrageous debates. From “Would You Rather” scenarios to deciding if pineapple on pizza is trash or treasure, they bring the laughs and chaos. Plus, they dream up the weirdest pizza ever and share some hilariously relatable rants. Tune in for debates, wild ideas, and random raccoon wisdom—...

In this episode, Christian and Clayton dive into wild “what if” scenarios: What if raccoons did your chores? What if you were the last human on Earth? Plus, they explore the bizarre idea of humans “seeing” by touch. The moment you’ve all been waiting for is here—Clayton’s Enneagram type is revealed! Is he really a Type 7? Christian breaks it down with humor, insights, and a look at how introverted...