The Top 5 Podcast

Episode #15 – Top 5 Female Actors This week, the guys tackle a very subjective list: their Top 5 Female Actors of all time. Along the way, things go exactly as you’d expect… Patrick casually drops the fact that he once got hit by a car while out for a run, Paul shares an unforgettable (and slightly chaotic) canoe experience involving his wife, and Ryan tells a wild story about how his brother some...

Episode #14 – Top 5 Male Actors Before the list even begins, Zach and Patrick dive into a theory that sparks immediate debate: why is it so much easier for guys to rank and agree on their favorite male actors than female actors? What follows is a surprisingly thoughtful (and occasionally ridiculous) discussion that includes plenty of talk about handsome dudes and undeniable screen presence. After...

Episode 13: Top 5 Department Stores We had way too much fun with this one—and yes, we already know… we’re going to get roasted. This list is missing some obvious department stores, includes a few that most people would absolutely deny count as department stores, and somehow still makes perfect sense to us. We leaned into it anyway. Ryan and Patrick went all in on the thrill of saving big money at...

Episode 12 – Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions New year, new goals… and a whole lot of honesty. Don't worry, we laughed a ton, too. In this episode, we break down our Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions, and it turns out not all of them are lighthearted. PK brings a more serious and sentimental take, Zach shares some powerful goals around health (his own and others’), Ryan keeps us laughing along the way, and...

Episode 11 – Top 5 Condiments This week, the guys dive into the sauciest episode yet — literally. Ryan unveils his undying love for anything creamy (no shock there), PK pledges allegiance to all things tomato- and vinegar-based like he’s running for office on the Ketchup & Pickles Party platform, and Zach enters a full-blown monologue about Kickin’ Ranch that honestly might qualify as a dramat...

Episode 10 – Top 5 Childhood Trouble Moments (Things You Got in Trouble for as a Kid) In this episode, the guys take a trip down memory lane and unpack the very on-brand ways they each got in trouble growing up — and shocker, it turns out none of them have changed all that much. Paul admits he talked way too much (no surprise to anyone) and had a knack for breaking things. PK confesses he was cons...

Episode 9 – Top 5 Superpowers In this week’s “interesting things” recap, the boys go way off the rails right out of the gate. Paul gives an absurdly passionate update about his brand-new toaster (far more than anyone asked for), Zach talks about quality time with his good boy Goose, Ryan casually breaks the news that THERE’S A NEW POPE, and Patrick shares his first-ever Facebook Marketplace experi...

Episode: 8 - Top 5 Bad Habits This week, the guys get uncomfortably honest—and way too relatable—as we break down our Top 5 Bad Habits . PK admits he still can’t stop biting his nails. Ryan confesses he refuses to put his laundry away… and also has a habit of farting in public (yes, really). Paul defends his obsession with keeping his desk spotless. And Zach realizes most of his bad habits tie bac...

Episode #7: Top 5 Board Games In this episode, the guys break out the cardboard classics and dive into their Top 5 Board Games . Zach tries very hard to convince everyone he’s a strategic genius by picking chess, while Patrick admits he’s nowhere near a whiz—especially with “The Game of Life” sitting proudly on his list. Paul shows up with a mix of curveballs and timeless staples, keeping everyone...

🎮 Episode #6: Top 5 Video Games Grab your controller and a bag of Doritos — this episode is all about the Top 5 Video Games of all time. The guys cover everything from old-school classics to modern hits, and take a nostalgic trip back to when multiplayer meant everyone crammed into the same room yelling at one screen. We talk consoles, sports games, shooters, and even those pixelated “pretty girl...

Episode 5: Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants In this episode, the guys dive into a topic everyone thinks they have strong opinions on—until this crew starts debating it. But first, Patrick kicks things off with a wild story about dropping his phone into a toilet full of… well… pee. From there, things only get more unhinged. Zach swears he “doesn’t put junk in his body”… right before getting hyped about...

🎃 Episode 4: Top 5 Halloween Treats Grab your candy bag and get ready — this week the guys are ranking their Top 5 Halloween Treats! We reminisce about our trick-or-treating days, debate what kind of Halloween house we want to be, and start off way too chocolate heavy before realizing there’s a whole world of sweets out there. We even give some love to the homemade goodies that almost made the li...

🎙️ Episode 3: Top 5 Pet Peeves This week, the guys dive deep into the things that drive them absolutely crazy — from everyday annoyances to full-blown OCD moments. Tune in to hear about what styrofoam does to Ryan, Zach’s wildly inappropriate story about his dog Goose, Paul’s kitchen-related rage, and why Patrick guards his car time like sacred ground. It turns out almost everything aggravates Zac...

This week on The Top 5 Podcast , we’re diving into the world of television. From sitcoms to dramas, guilty pleasures to timeless hits, we each brought our own “Top 5 TV Shows” to the table—and it got a little heated. Zach came in thinking his list was universally loved (spoiler: it wasn’t). Paul dropped a mix of undeniable classics and some truly head-scratching picks. Ryan and Patrick played it s...

We’re kicking off The Top 5 Podcast with the most important meal of the day: cereal. Patrick, Zachery, Ryan, and Paul came together to battle it out for the ultimate breakfast lineup. Patrick’s “boring but unique” cereal habits didn’t escape some roasting, Zachery’s list leaned kid-friendly, Ryan went straight sugar rush, and Paul threw in some nostalgic classics (both the good and the questionabl...