THE TOILET WATER PODCAST

In this episode we travel all the way to our good friends at Calle ocho and do episode 21 in the studio with Josh Castillo which is that guy from aliens on the border podcast. We understand that we entered the vicinity with too much swag that Roger the cock massager could not make it because he was fearful of the shine. In this episode we discuss some Cubans the rode along to the wrong address. Am...

Hey guys, AARON spent his Mother’s Day fucking his mother somewhere out of town and so filling in as a special guest Andy “Turtle” Lopez, who is a good friend of Justins from high school. Although there are some sprinkled comedy gestures, This episode turned into a open minded, nonjudgmental conversation with drug abuse experience of heroin. Andy goes in depth into what his past 3 years have been...

In this episode Aaron was so excited to see a matchup in boxing. He talks about the Cinderella story of a couple boxers that with their cards and matchups. Justin talks about letting his family down because he is a crippled piece of shit. Aaron also talks about working at UPS and encountering a crazy homeless woman who threw A big cup of water to his package car while he was delivering. Aaron also...

Hey fuckers. In this episode of shenanigans, Aaron apparently runs the schedule over Justin, even though it was requested by Aaron that he wanted to do 11:00 am on Mondays, he over ruled the agreement to Tuesday 10:30 am for this episode but He brought Justin a Red Bull so all is forgiven. In this episode there is Talks about #ElonMusk buying out twitter. Ms Smith & Ms herd or heard? I don’t give...

Hi, so in this episode Justin comes back from a sprained ankle that looks like a hookers burrito. Or maybe just a burrito in general. Aaron came back with extra racism for the Democratic Party to have fun with. Then we talk about The greatest sport in history and that is eating jalapeño kolaches from Shipleys doughnut shop. What heaven of a fluff and spice can hit yo mo fuckin tongues. Anyway, the...

In this episode Aaron and Justin talk about what happened at last night‘s Oscar awards, where Will Smith injusticely slapped Chris rock. Well for the reason that is maybe he deserved a slap for the way he talks…. an annoying gremlin. Is Donald Trump our Lord and Savior???? probably not but listen to what we have to say about it. Also why or shall I say rather where where are parents leaving us wit...

I BEG ALL OF YOU PLZ. PRETTY PRETTY PLZ, slap Aaron in the god damn face for being a lazy sleepy bitch on this podcast. Well In this episode we winged the topics from Pretty boy Batman movies to the gas releases of Aaron. Aaron does an impersonation of a stomach. Justin is actually a Surfer living in Laredo. Somehow Aaron has manifested the trump hands of public speaking. Aaron doesn’t know where...

Another day Aaron and Justin have free time to do another podcast. Two podcast in one week??? what is going on??? The end of the world??? who knows!? It don’t matter cause it’s done coçk suckers and we’re moving forward. Anyways we talk about the great Rivalry of 2 famous Coffee Shops. Starbucks vs Dunkin Doughnuts and if there is a winner. We also talk about our personal serious situations in the...

In this episode we talk about the racist ass George Washington parade we have in Laredo TX when he’s never been in Laredo. What is this??? Make it make sense people! Then we talk about the new Pocahontas Gordi dances with wolves loca. In another segment we talk about our city undergoing a water crisis. That’s right no poopoo no pipi nada. What is this a 3rd world country, Jesus!!! Anyways on to go...

Yo we keep growing, what can we say. Thank you all for pushing us to grow. We now have our very own SoundBoard. Excuse AARON for being a piece of shit and came like he just ran a marathon but his fatass probably just went up a couple of stairs but anyway, We talk about Janet Jackson posting a video of a guy shooting 3 people in our hometown of Laredo TX. We talk about The Super Bowl Half Time Show...

Well the boys are back wearing fly ass clothing for the greatest podcast of all time. We apologize for not posting more in January. Justin and Aaron were both exposed to Covid. We argue over our hometown of Laredo & Odessa Tx. Midland the band was let down by Laredo. Aaron explains how to drink wine. Justin’s grandpa doesn’t love him. We judge our drip and fashion. This is The Toilet Water Podcast...

It is with a heavy heart to say Aaron needed to be put down so we took him out back and said our goodbyes and then buried him. On the mean time we kidnapped a host from AOTB, Josh Castillo, and talked about burgers made with charcoal fluid, the shitty horror movies made, Mcgang bangs, our Prom, and pineapple on pizza. Also, why is everyone hating on hitler? Wasn’t he a good painter? Anyways this i...

Hello we came through on this one, posting the same day, playas. Any how Aaron started the new year on a belly full of coke-a-cola and Justin is hyped up to play more shows with his band and claims he doesn’t self promote but you know what, with the dickless dick that he is, he probably threw in his band in this salad of a conversation.& god damn it, Not even half way through this amazing show, we...

Hello we’re sorry for the delay of this episode but we got it down and here the fu(k it is. We talk about country music, week 16 in the NFL, a altercation Aaron had driving for UPS in downtown LAREDO, and Sexy Boots.

In this episode we talk about being rear ended (not by a penis you cock suckers) at a stop sign by a incompetent women who blames the accident on Justin. Then Aaron “ALLEGEDLY” gets in an altercation with some gangbangers in San Antonio. Also we find out if Aaron would suck Nicholas Cage’s Dick for Fame. Follow the Toilet Water podcast, Aaron 2 Fre$h on sound cloud & Dos Leones on Spotify.

Hello, Aaron has arrived snacking his fatass on some burritos sharing a coffee and some Chocolate from Boston with Justin’s big forehead. In this episode, Andy Milonakis (Roger dodger cock massager) interrupted us from the boring Aliens On The Border podcast while we’re trying to talk about scary situations involving a ouija board from toys r us and a place involving a place to pray to death. We a...

Aarons fatass is back. That’s right, daddy is back. And he explains how the Capital of “FORGET ABOUT IT” was experienced this past weekend. We get racist on purpose to throw a little mustard on the hotdog but what you gonna do?…..I’m talking to you Asians? Anyways, the dumbfucks of The Toilet Water Podcast think the audio is getting better but idk you tell us. We still got work to do on our live f...

Aaron wanted to go to Boston to have sex with the Patriots and his mother, so filling in as a cohost is a great friend of Justin and creator of the Aliens on the border Podcast Josh Castillo. We talk about truths and porn. Sorry about some high frequencies, we’re going to get better at recording, so eat a bag of dicks and a half.

Alright so these idiots talk about a former local wrestler named Captain USA and his story of getting fired. We talk about the nerds of DBZ and Pokémon. Some Cuban lady from the news or some $hit. And Aaron getting his ass kicked. (The first 20 min was cut off because Justin’s dumbass forgot to record, so if you want the full episode, go watch the boys on The Toilet Water Podcast on their new Face...

Here we got a little tense being serious, but what are you gonna do, try to laugh all the time? Get outta here. On a positive note, we upgraded the audio to sound better and even got an intro up and running to, you know, look professional I guess. Anyways, We talk about racism, lgbtq, issues and accountability. We joke around but sprinkle a little truth here and there.

In this episode we dive into how we met each other at UPS and slowly got to know one another on a deeper level. Aaron not being from this city (Laredo TX) explains to us his journey from Odessa TX and what his life has become in Laredo.