THE TOILET WATER PODCAST

Yasss daddy! Or for today’s episode diddy? Well now, What did P. Diddy do to the young titty? Why does Diddy want my anus? Is $4 million a fair trade to suck dick?..to shorten the stakes… Diddy’s dick?. We will find out on today’s episode of the toilet water podcast.

We talk about sorcerers and illuminati cards and how the soft disclosures come about. Do the elite care about us or are we their mule? Find out on this episode of the toilet water podcast.

In this episode, Justin drives home and does a podcast with Kevin in his sweet department. we talk about the history of Laredo and what the founder of Austin thinks about it we talk about the problems of the trans community and how you shouldn’t chop your dick off. Unless you’ll fully commit but with a doctor ofcourse. This is the toilet water podcast.

Biden’s bar has set solo this past week for the state of the union that luckily he didn’t die was the standard. Is Trump the better president or is it RFK Junior? Rich people are they the problem or is it the mindset? Did Chris Benoit kill his family because he listened to the toilet water podcast will find out after episode 43.

The boys are back in town, and the town is full of ratchet. What are you to do when the hottest woman in the club is actually Fiona from Shrek. Also, Bigfoot is real and she’s fine as hell she just has to shave her damn arm. We take Kevin on a journey to church with the I’m not gay no more video and I haven’t had no sex video. This is the toilet water podcast. Go fuck yourself.

In this episode, we talk about using the bidet in the correct way for a happy ending. Tarot reading scams of generational curses exists and unfortunately Justin spent $115 finding out about them. My grandpa called Justin gay for saying “I love you.” And my mother is a greedy slut. This is The Toilet Water Podcast.

On 1/22/24 Justin and Kevin give clues to who was the celebrity that wanted Kevin’s 956 cock and how wet vaginas get and possibly black women are centaurs in the most positive way ofcourse. This is the Toilet Water podcast

We are finally back at it again! Justin and Kevin, reunite and talk about being better stronger and hornier. The universe has adjusted their schedule to once again communicate about their days in the lives. Justin talks about the creepy stranger on his wife’s phone. As Kevin describes his uncumming penis as a child. This is the toilet water podcast. Fuck u

Hi, we’re back with an episode about the murderer who looks like GTA San Andreas NPC guy. He literally looks like he’s irrelevant. Like who is this guy and gives a shit. Anyway yeah he killed like 4/6 people in a house and like he’s crazy. Anyway have you ever felt like crawling in a small enough space you get stuck and the only way to get through is to push with a boner so it can move you forward...

In this episode Kevin Justin and Aarron get together and talk about their first experience with sex and how they became men. Justin talks about his traumatic childhood. Kevin talks about being a squirrel and going into his thick high school crushes window. Aarron talks about getting over being a Simp and treating his ex crush like trash. This is the toilet water podcast enjoy.

Hello friends. Madam Shapiro and the Holy Spirit has once again been given our expressed love and devotion. Women of all kinds. And how we rank them on a list of preferences. Black people know how to cook. Jewish women taking over the world? Idk but you’ll know what we mean when you listen to Ep36 on the Toilet water Podcast

Do you like to watch chicks wrestle? What do you prefer in a threesome? Do you have good hygiene? Do wanna know what type of women, Kevin is into? Did you have a political shift? Do you even like black people? You should you damn nazi! Anyways All these other questions before the last will be answered on this episodes of the Toilet Water Podcast. Fuck you and ur aunt Juanita. And also her soap fla...

Dallas Cowboys are out of the playoffs and Tom Brady’s old wrinkly ass is up for grabs. But he’s gonna use his cane to retire as a sports analyst probably. Why do we get aggressive with cops. Maybe they shouldn’t act like such little dick tough guys either. Wars aren’t the same anymore. 1st world country robots are just bombing 3rd world country slaves. Well we follow up with the Hotty Shawty Ms....

In this episode Kevin and Justin Dive deep into the lonely, hot cheese pizza teacher who dated a student in south Texas. Are we fluent in Spanish? Probably not. San Antonio trash people in the New Braunsfels River. We also take a step back and realize we had a battle of Being American vs being a Hispanic.

In this episode Kevin and Justin talk about the thin line between beliefs and the truth, pedos and the hypothesis behind getting rammed by teachers. This is the toilet water podcast you sick fucks. Wake up and exercise ur man tits.

What’s up bitches. Aaron will be making an appearance in a couple episodes due to him being a lazy ass hick. But we are going to be taking on new topics today with an added (not replacement) co host Kevin Brandon. We will soon be a new trio when Aaron comes back around. This episode is about the generation in which we were born into, which is the millennial generation 1982-1995. Fuck u and ur moth...

Ohhhh here we goooo. He’s back. The asshole of the hour, mr Hollywood AARON Micheal MATA. From Vegas this past weekend AARON has a couple stories of petty gambling and even being a chip and dale for one night. Anyway here’s AARON going from depression to a sex expression on EP #30 on THE TOILET WATER PODCAST

Oh what a surprise, Aaron is not here for the 3rd straight week!…,but that’s fine. We got it handled. We replaced him with A FUCKING BROOM STICK. In this episode Justin Goes on about how Aaron literally peppered sprayed him 2 weeks ago and the shows his band had recently. Then talk about his brother Trey’s bad trip with Acid. Then talk about how Andy fell off the 2nd floor at a place called slaugh...

Todays guest is Josh Castillo from the Aliens on the Border podcast. Josh Castillo is a podcast/Comedian from Laredo TX. We went deep about love break ups and how to deal with them. We deal with liars and psychopaths maybe even manipulators. We talk about how amazing Def Jam fight for NY is and was. And how the follow up was trash. Then we end it with some recommendations for horror films. This is...

In this episode Aaron brings some sparkly water which is a downgrade from actual water. We agree that everywhere around the world as long as men and women work together there will be drama. Being scammed by world ventures and a gypsy is a pain in the ass. “You should be here” fuck you. Aaron loses 30 pounds with the keto diet. This is the toilet water podcast. Fuck you

It’s been two weeks of hiatus from the two douche bags. But finally they have come together to create episode 26. In this episode Aaron explains what happen on a Recents Saturday going to see an artist in San Antonio named “Mateo Sun”. After the first half of the podcast we go into talking about a disappointment in a romantic interest that happened around Aaron. This is the toilet water podcast go...

In this episode Justin talks about his experience a Pier 99 in Corpus Christi during the Father’s Day weekend. Has the show moved along Aaron has never been to downtown Laredo, so Justin gives him a small tour of the relax chill bars in the nightlife. Aaron later shares a sad story about the infamous “cum bucket” idk ask your mom about it. This is episode 25 of the toiletwater podcast.

Today we got on a special guest comedian, Laredo Funny’s very own co founder, Steven mutha fucking Sosa. Steven introduces how he became a comedian and how he pulled forward in the comedy realm. If you want to see Steven live make sure you get tickets at https://www.castilianroyale.com/events-coming-up Y’all stay safe and stay away from Aaron. Much love to y’all, this is the Toilet Water Podcast f...

Ahhhh yes, love is in the air. To be or not to be what the fuck do you want from me? Aaron has questions and from those questions are butterflies in his stomach. But the only problem is, should he act on it or treat a girl he’s been eyeing like a whore. We don’t know what y’all think but this is the toilet water podcast, support our episode and share. Sharing is free unless it’s with someone’s wif...

Hello podcast listeners in this episode which is of the 22, Justin goes on a long rant about a coworker who betrayed him and snitched to the supervisor like a goddamn teacher‘s pet about clocking out too early. Aaron puts in his two cents and says to just put things behind him and forget about it. Aaron also covers how his cousin is the master of seduction. You will learn about it all on episode 2...