The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: Belay Down the Side of a High-Rise Admirations to Soften the Blow The Foulest Stench is in the Air Festivus-Pole Your Father A for Effort, but No The Safehouse People Burn the Church Down A Spoilerific Next Episode He Got a Pass on the Blackface Simon, Saylor, Sunny, and Sage I Gripe in Relative Anonymity Originally recorded October 13, 2022.

Also: A Guarantee on a Tramp Stamp How You Feel About Skittles Work Me Make Banana Cry? The Stapler, Our Featured Hamburger She Jars a Man's Peripheral Vision I Broke Into Prison Eight Times Bromancing With a Quadriplegic Billionaire Cats, the Dog Shit Show Skinny Dipping With Marilyn Critically Dehydrated for Les Mis Originally recorded October 3, 2022.

Also:   My Mind Has Conjured Terror Birds     Rummaging Through the Rutabaga Salad     I Thought Wolves Brought You Up     The Shakespearean Travesties     He's Going to Get Egged     How Many Cobs of Corn is That?     The Place Smells Like Neglect     Perry's World-Class Bedhead     So That Ted Turner Could Graze Bison     I Wiped the Floor With My Peers Originally recorded September 23...

Also: Australians Mourn Their Queen Stop Pushing Shopping Carts! Interrogation at the Hand of the Mormons The Cow She Sat With Jerry Does Not Have Bed Bugs Innovation, Even in its Strangest Forms This Purple Thing With a Banana Seat Having Eaten One of Her Childhood Friends The Sheltie That Died at My Birthday Party Epistemology, Like a Brazilian Wax Originally recorded September 8, 2022.

Also: Play Your Harp to a Cow On the Razor's Edge of Poe's Law All Birds are Fake Me, Having Been Rummaging Kiss the Ass of the Dumb Consumer I Box, as Not Biting the Ear Bludgeon, Blind, or Cripple Someone Emus Won the War The Smartest Bears and the Dumbest Tourists Don't Rocks Vibrate? Originally recorded September 1, 2022.

Also: At Least as Old as Yeast Zero Tolerance at Yellowstone Various Flatulences and Effluvia I Like Fat Tails and I Cannot Lie Satan Casts Up Baubles The Pleasures of Sexual Congress Sharks are Older Than Trees Whose Cravings are Warped and Perverted When Death Comes to the Dinner Party She Popped Out Her 17th Child Originally recorded August 24, 2022.

Also: It's Like Drinking a Mummy Sixteen Nerf Balls in Your System Raw Blow, Live Enough Uranium to Set Yourself Off Unhinged Psychopath or Low-Functioning Sociopath? Name Your Daughter "Meconium" The Region of the Brain Moses Represents The Sun is Setting on Orlando Bloom Teach These Stupid Shits What Happiness Is Life is Pain, Your Highness Originally recorded August 17, 2022.

Also: On Your Kneecaps, on a Concrete Floor Shooting Kids in a Forest I Consider Them Sky Rats Incinerating People on a Daily Basis As Sorrow Rises So Must Joy Next to the Meat-Rendering Plant James is Like, "You Jerks!" Wrap a Pigeon in a Burlap Sack Anthony Really Wears on You Get Used to the Carnage and Hell Originally recorded August 11, 2022.

Also: Pent-Up Rage and Miasmic Depression The One Great Mutiny Stab Me in the Chest Like a Bostonian People Whose Brains I Could Kick Around But Won't I Look Ridiculous? The Grunting, Slobbering Caveman Integrate Tasty Vegetables Violent and Pedantic, as God Intended Stop Wearing Cargo Pants A Hop, a Skip, and a Long Fucking Way Originally recorded August 4, 2022.

Also: The Curtain is Undulating Brownie Points With the Attendant Mister Fucking Meticulous The Gestapo Kicking Down Your Door I Peed Twice, Like a Racehorse The Most Disgusting Slurry Imaginable No Images of Guy Fieri Loud and Piercing, Unpleasant and Scary A Mustard Color in a Dirty Bathroom The Hazards of Dancing on the Airplane Wing Originally recorded July 21, 2022.

Also: Lots of Wavy Hair Like Liberace Sleep, You Terrible Friend The Other White Meat An Ice Pick to the Back of Your Eyeballs Off the Wagon, Onto the Heroine Choo Choo Train Leave Topology Alone My 25-Day Kombucha Cleanse Human Skulls, Beautifully Arranged That Sacred Maidenhead Every Moral Perversion Imaginable Originally recorded July 14, 2022.

Also: A Crumpled Mess of Smoking Metal Shoes Up! Don't Shoe! Celiacs Roving Among Us, Unlabeled The Misunderstood No-No Bounds Chicken Parma Tastes So Good And a Gun Under His Pillow I Think the Stoics are Shit The Shortest Dickens I Could Find Pour Myself Some Almond Milk To Make Liza Minnelli Giggle Originally recorded July 7, 2022.

Also: The Torture Museum by the Chick-Fil-A Whitesnake on Repeat 1,000 Baby Dolls in Dead Sea Salt That Goddamn House of Mourning Maybe Your Neck is Too Thick It Came Down to Four Drunks Dr. I. Doctor, Eye Doctor We Try Asbestos We Can Sesquipedalian is Homological Data Entry and Way Too Much Vodka Originally recorded July 1, 2022.

Also: Balls Deep Into the Sexual Politics of Meat A Toaster Oven on Wheels Including, but not Limited to, Chopsticks Want Me to Spit Butter in Your Ass? Hyenas Don't Have Lips Squink, Squink, Squink Fill a Turkey Baster With Buttermilk Bone-Sucking Homo Erectus His Eyelashes on My Butt Cheeks Non-Digestible Forms of Sushi Originally recorded June 23, 2022.

Also: When Marsupials Reigned Supreme A Fist-Sized Hole Blown Through the Chest Whose Pecker Was Put at Risk? I've Been Sneezing Out Mud A Long and Storied Tradition of Cannibalism Your Occasional Mega-Sloth Angry, Raging Botanists Waggle Waggle, No No Half-Naked Apaches Screaming Out of the Brush The Urethral Diameter of a Horse Originally recorded June 2, 2022.

Also: I Celebrate Ron Pieratt, Who Met Jesus Once A Perfect Storm of YouTube Idiocy Brandon's Spider Phase This Iconic Gen X Movie is Excrement A Killing in the Undertaking Business Ghastly Beheading Videos Pure Adulterated 100% Misanthrope All My Years Doing Autopsies We Need Him Back Home Making Potatoes Our Giant Keebler Elf Head Cookie Jar Originally recorded May 30, 2022.

Also: Strange Deep Dives into Various Esoterica Don't Mind Kiko, our Gorilla Strange Internet Detritus I'd Rather Eat Randy A Cheese Grater to the Skin of My Leg When Your Phone Rings, Flush the Toilet Grab Onto an Eyelid In the Foggy Nondescript Horizon of the Afterglow of My Memory Your Future Child's Tiger Mom Football is Dumb Originally recorded May 17, 2022.

Also: Pissed at the Local Lawn Service We Went All Marxist on Chuck's Ass A Giant Gaping Shotgun-Wound Patch of Dead Brown What the Birds Do During Your Crucifixion I Bravely Exercised my 3rd Amendment Rights How Fast are the Windshield Wipers on Your Tractor? Greedy Stupid Evil Racists This Was the Hell That Was 2020 Masters of Human Torture and Impaling I Know About His Magic Ocelot Origina...

Also: Pirouettes on Top of the Fetus Is the Enola Gay Homophobic? Underground Shit-Covered Slums Use "Plinth" in Conversation Various People Eating Rocks Discolored, Grainy, and Ugly to the Eye Wish Him Out Into the Cornfield Puréed Fish in Your Pocket A Fair Amount of Strippering Going On Plausibly Fictional Mole People Originally recorded May 9, 2022.

Also: I Was Conceived on Knox Street Back-of-the-Napkin Indictments of Capitalism Cat Saliva Makes it All Better Soup to Nuts, Farm to Nug I am, Legendarily, the Stomach Those Horse Tranquilizers He's Been Taking National Lima Bean Respect Day Shafted by Woodworker Willy Pot Brothers at Law Your Parents Did Not Copulate That Often Originally recorded May 1, 2022.

Also: Waffles Fries or a Loaded Baked Potato Imprison All Your Comedians A Portrait of Horrifying Dysfunction She's 86 and She's My Psychotherapist Guaranteed Steaming and Trouser Jazz Take a Shit in Someone's Shoe That's Basically a Razor Does it Second-Order Affect Me? Assert Yourself Like a Motherfucker When Women Started Making Banana Bread Originally recorded April 14, 202...

Also: Jones' Good-Ass BBQ and Foot Massage A Smorgasbord of Hummable Melodies It Became a Drinking Anthem Frenetic Jazz in 17/9 Time You Were a Druggie Whore Old, Old Pieces of Internet Detritus Having Burgled a Music Store I Keep Things From Hitting Floors The Right Burnt Orange is Very Pleasing Snooty Latte-Sipping Sophisticates Originally recorded April 7, 2022.

Also: Western Metal and Mongolian Throat Singing A Light On and a Gun Under His Pillow I've Never Sold a Bobsled Run Any Trait More Detestable Than Cowardice Here for an Intellectual Tickle The Approximate Thickness and Viscosity of a Human Skull No Tuggy From Shania Step Yourself Into a Place of Alienation A Genius Dead in a Rice Field F-Bombs? Use 'Em. Stories About Hookers? Tell &apos...

The last bloody, violent installment in a 4-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded March 22, 2022.

Another installment in a delicious 4-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded March 21, 2022.