The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands? • A Moment of Needless Pedantry • Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy • A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips • You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit • Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor • Well Hung and a Good Hang • Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide • The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways • You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food Recorded Novem...

Also: • What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone? • Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us • A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces • Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad • A Children's Museum of Syphilis • I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting • Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade • All of Us Got Dummy Drunk • We Descend From Pewter Workers • Go Eat Fattoush! Recorded Novem...

Also: • Where Women Grow and Men Chunder • I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full • Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense • Mostly Due to the Spiders • I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon • Just Don't Go All Hutu-Tutsi on Each Other • Mormon-Family-Sized Quantities of Golden Grahams • I'm in it for the Tires • Spell That on the Telephone, Bitch! • Tardigrades in Space Recorded Oc...

Also: • In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field • Adventures in Radical Hospitality • Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of • I Left That Little Cesspool • Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag • A Very Infectious Pitch • Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation • When You Get Stuck in Right Field • In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It • Drive the Tent Peg Through His T...

Also: • She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus • Wanna Join My Polycule? • The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt • It's the Jews! • A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson • Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito • Squeeze Him and Call Him George • His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head • She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull • The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red Flags Recorded October 17, 202...

Also: • What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window • The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore • Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots • Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends • A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit • Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads • The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats • As Good as the Defenestration of Prague • Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos • Because I Hadn&apos...

Also: • Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark • The Bible is Funny, Folks • Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers • The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus • He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies • I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes • Use the Rubble as Fertilizer • Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock  • The Mexican Punitive Expedition • I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clea...

Also: • There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks • I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy • Your State of Benign Reclusiveness • What Does Bryan NOT Eat? • Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler • Spoons and Shrieks of Rage • From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera • Speaking of Genocide • I'm Always Curious How Despots Live • She Got a Baby Out of the Deal Recorded September 26, 2025.

Also: • I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes • Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator • A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself • Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap • Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death • The Sharps are Flatter and the Flats are Sharper • What Has He Done in His Sour Stupor? • Much to My Chagrin, I Started Noticing Bass Lines • Microtonal Christmas Work • White Chicks are Most...

Also: • Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage • An Italian Substitute for the F Word • It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man • Umami, for the 747th Time • Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story? • Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives • The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him • A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me • What Color are the Bears in Chile? • Bord...

Also: • Disgusting and Glorious All at the Same Time • Donald in Bed With Satan • Might as Well Be Entertained By the Hissing and Popping • The Most Terrifying Land Predator Ever Conceived • You Can Hear Yourself Swallow • Beat That Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money • Sponge Bob, the Megalith of Viacom • That Very Strange, Awful, and Deeply Racist Man • Willing to Publicly Ridicule the P...

Also: • Get Past the Pleasantries and Proceed to Be Bored • Deng Xiaoping, Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and Frederick II Elector of Saxony • A Deep-Vein-Thrombosis Sort of Thing • Someday You Will Be Pushing Up Daisies as They Are • The Right Alignment of the Wrong Problems • Kind of Like "ButtNumbathon" • One Little Teensy Weensy Piece of Science Fiction • Lay Your Mitts on Me, Cop...

Also: • The Unfortunately Named Mr. Woodcock • It Was Either Suicide or Volcanoes • Dogbite Dan, Who Ran Your Parkour Class • Right Into My Dusty, Disgusting Camera • The Umpteen Gajillion Roberts in Your Ancestry • That's Been the Wallpaper of My Life • She'll be Singing Baritone Below Stevie Nicks • Hugging Pillows When You're High on Mushrooms • That's a Lot of Balls to Jugg...

Also: • The Transformation of Personal Tragedy Into Collective Comedy • Belfastaghy Would Not Be as Confusing • The J-est J That Ever J'd • And Don't Ever Call Me an Accountant • Sit With Your Guidance Counselor and End Up Screwed Up • I Never Saw the Caramel Underbelly of Paul • Introvert Passes the Ball to Introvert • We Certainly Ate Our Share of Possum • Whatever Weird Artistic Homun...

Also: • Put a Stop to the F***ing Chaos • Careening Off the Rails and Massively Top Heavy • On a Bit of a Religious Tear • That Bizarre, Creepy, Disgusting Whole Sequence • Get Henry Ford on the Phone • Husbands and Wives Drooling Over Each Other • Passionate About Other People's Crap • Buddhism is the Most Unreligious Religion • Turn the Entire Earth's Infrastructure to Rubble • And a D...

Also: • My Cat's Name is Chanel Rosenblatt • It Was Fingernails On My Aesthetic Chalkboard • Also, an Order of Yak • Sounds Like a Drum Fill, or Someone Falling Down the Stairs • The Penguin Shows Up in Overalls • I'd Say Root Beer is a Pretty Spectacular Invention • Get the Podium Off the Guy's Ribcage • The Most Xi'An-Ass Place You Could Find • I Have to Sit and Marinate in T...

Also: • Ascending Tier Lists of Either Clumsy or Homicidal People • Ruin the Masterpiece Retroactively • The Spanish Almost-Quasi-Fantasy-Horror • Are You Going to Tell George No? • I Should Name My Son "Fassbender" • Jesus of Nazareth is Your Cat • Countries That Allow Assassination • If They Find You Supping in Your House • Rats Chew Off Your Body Parts While You Sleep • Crushed, in at...

Also: • Stunning, Horrifying, and Excellent • Heteronormative Homosocial Posturing • A Large Screwdriver Fished Out of His Colon • Military Men Confess Their Sins • Pepe the Horny Frenchman • When You Feel Like Making a Booty Call • Fish Stink From the Head Down • He Drinks a Whiskey Drink, He Drinks a Vodka Drink • Henry Kissinger Finally Dies • Grandma's Spectacular Pancakes Recorded July 4...

Also: • It Rained Orange Juice and Froze Overnight • Every Audiophile's Wet Dream • They Tumble Through the Cheese Cloth Pretty Fast • The Hour of Sleep You Get After You Pee • It's Like Trying to Schedule Sex • Libidos, and How Autistic You Both Are • I'll Be Back on a Horse • Show Up to School Without Pants On • Fresh, Minty Jet Spray Wash for the Inside of My Brain • You'd B...

Also: • At Peak Manic Right Now • Let's Talk About What Meds You're On • GenXers are More Wizened • The Breathless Excitement of Sex in a Barn • Raised on Hose Water and Neglect • Yes, They're Just a Cesspool of Horny • Rabbit Trails Exploding Across the Transom • Hippies So Hairy and Dirty They Look Like Wookies • Huffing VHS Cleaner • Afrikaans is Just Twisted, Convoluted Dutch Re...

Also: • Five Minutes in and We're Several Faux Pas Deep • Having Pabulum Infused Directly Into My Veins • I'm Rot Maxing Today • He Spelled His Name "Hen3ry" • I Have a Dirty Penguin Joke at Some Point • For All I Know You Could be Naked • Full Body Armor and a Kalashnikov Were a Daily Thing • It Looks Like You Blew a Seal • The Most Irish Euphemism for Bombings and Retaliatory...

Also: • I Hang Out With Weirdos, Not Creeps • My Eyes are Tired, As is My Soul, But Yet I Frolic • Literally Carrying Buckets of Piss and Shit • Almost Like a Kind of Radar • Ever Go to Those Swinger Parties Where Everyone Puts Their Keys in a Bowl? • Norovirus, or Other Such Explosive Afflictions • Did You Interact With a Boob Today? • Task Failed Successfully! • We All Poop, Except the Queen • Y...

Also: • Aardvark, Van der Kaamp, Beethoven, Roosevelt, Ruurlo • I Was a Ho, Bryan • Funny How White These Schools Were • What Generation of Communist Sympathizers are They Raising? • I Oughta Kick Your Ass Right Up Between Your Eyeballs • We Have Local Blast Chambers • The Booty Was Called, the Booty Responded • He's a Filthy, Greasy Rat Bag, and Kind of a Pervert • Hank and His Kleptomaniaca...

Also: • Easily the Most Petty Version of Nebraska Behavior • Hiding Behind the Piano, Sobbing • With the Jawbone of a Donkey, Heaps Upon Heaps • It's Up There With Lemon-Scented Contacts • A Minimum of Three Genocides • He's a Cuz Nuzzler • Bilhah and Zilpah Get the Shaft Coming and Going • We're Going Back to Mud Huts, Folks • It Danced Out of His Brain Like a Wood Sprite • I'...

Also: • Judges is an Adorably Problematic Book • Unwilling to Tear Open Your Friend's Chest Cavity • Feelin' Pretty Fucking Unappreciated, Al • It's a Manifestation of the Infinite Microculture • I Can Finally Bring Out My White Pumps • You Know This Was a Sexual Audition, Right? • Put in in February, Like the Icelanders Do • The Accumulation of Stupid Questions Into a Cluster Calho...