The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Also: • Proposals of Marriage Flooding in From Around the Globe • Virtuosity? I Call It Gymnastics • A New Plant Named Cliff • Fly Into a Rage and Shatter Your Only Guitar • When a Tour Bus Rolled and Fell on Him • Please Join My Polycule • Reach Across This Counter and Beat Somebody's Ass • By the Way ... Necrophilia? • Or Any of Those Other Breastaurants • Mutualistic Opportunistic Manipula...

Also: • The Great Recycling Bin of Media and Culture • She's on the Couch Totally Knackered • 7th Graders Who Don't Know Jack F*** About Physics • Because Bryan is Mister Sun • Lie Down in a Pit of Dirt and Wait to Die • That Bog Most Certainly Stank Half to Hell • I'm Just a Bill, Up on Capitol Hill • This Sweet Old Marshmallowy Man • With a Little Bit of Hozier • He Starts Punchin...

Also: • Attentions Paid to His Buttshole • And I'm Soaking in It • For the Same Reason Whales Have Feet • Corn-Creating Symbiotic Animals • A G-Spot in a Most Surprising Place • Dogs Domesticated Us • Where He Meets a Talking Mattress • Spit Becomes a Slick Substance • From Your Own Loins Sprang the Object of Your Ire • We Are the Pancake People Recorded February 19, 2026.

Also: • Strip Clubs, Arms Dealers, Consultants to ICE • They Fucked With the Chicken • I'm a Pretty Goddamn Fun Wedding Officiant • Half the Eyes are Full of Tears • An Unfortunate Thursday Evening in February • Deep Fry Some Oreos and a Stick of Butter • I Get to Have a Piece of Flea With Me • Without the Full Brunt of Federal Goons • A $17 Egg Sandwich, if You Like • Sent Into the Jungle Wi...

Also: • Shivering Next to the Digital Fireplace • This Middle-Aged Villainous Woman From Yorkshire • My Squirrelly Sense of Apocalyptic Disaster • It Was Grating Because it was Ham-Fisted • The Daydream-Like Reflections of a Man Full of Regret • Do They Order Pizza in Romania? • Shirts Unbuttoned to the Navel, Necklaces and Taco Meat • Look How Much They Hate Jews! • You Could Be Maori, You Could...

Also: • Not Filling Your Beloved With Rage and Revulsion • Outside of the Rare Fetishist • Dad With a Smoke Machine, Giggling His Ass Off • He Lives in Fresno for God's Sake • Would Somebody Just Give This Kid Some Valium? • When You've Got $30 Million to Smear • I Probably Wouldn't Tell You to Suck a Dick • Do We Have a Wheelchair? Do We Have a Vegan? • You'd Make an Excellent...

Also: • Kick the Year Off With Some Family Tragedy • A Bright White Little Grouchy-Ass Cat • If I Had Pearls to Clutch ... • Games of Stealth and Surprise and Torture • And Then Something Goes a Little Squiggly • Lying Dead Behind a Trash Dumpster • It's Supposed to be Jarring • Frank Comes Up When I'm Doing Mushrooms • The Latest Album by Chonkus • How About a Dutch Oven or a Dirty Sanc...

Also: • Encroaching on Us With its Jolly Miseries • Wonderful Fruit Springs From Strange Trees • He Distinctly Hears a Meow • The Butch Lumberjack Woman With Massive Forearms • It Would Trigger a Lunatic Rant • The Sociocultural Umami We All Swim In • So Screamingly Ephemeral • Just a Meat Market of Desperation • Sitting on Top of the Carburetor, Petrified • Who Stabs a 71-Year-Old Man? • Hairless...

Also: • Who Here is Into K-Pop Boy Bands? • A Moment of Needless Pedantry • Jesus, Put a Jacket on Your Jimmy • A Thick Forest Always Encroaching on the Borders of His Lips • You Can Hardly Hear Jack Shit • Bob Sink, a Funny Little Metaphor • Well Hung and a Good Hang • Can't Just Leave Blades in Barbicide • The Afflicted Die in Gruesome Ways • You End Up Eating Canned Dog Food Recorded Novem...

Also: • What URL Do You Want on Your Gravestone? • Jesus Was a Zionist, Just Like Us • A Very Yeasty Pita Bread that Bounces • Knock Loose Your Proverbial Hanging Chad • A Children's Museum of Syphilis • I'm Not Sure Feet Were All That Disgusting • Bankrolled by Someone Dead for Almost a Decade • All of Us Got Dummy Drunk • We Descend From Pewter Workers • Go Eat Fattoush! Recorded Novem...

Also: • Where Women Grow and Men Chunder • I Like Spaffing My Refrigerator Full • Holy Shit, That Mosh Pit Was Intense • Mostly Due to the Spiders • I Don't Know Where They Get 8-Foot Salmon • Just Don't Go All Hutu-Tutsi on Each Other • Mormon-Family-Sized Quantities of Golden Grahams • I'm in it for the Tires • Spell That on the Telephone, Bitch! • Tardigrades in Space Recorded Oc...

Also: • In Somebody Else's Reality Distortion Field • Adventures in Radical Hospitality • Not Something the Coptics Would Be Accused Of • I Left That Little Cesspool • Neither Neurotic Obsessive Nor Douchebag • A Very Infectious Pitch • Grinding Self-Obsession and Self-Flagellation • When You Get Stuck in Right Field • In the Velvet-Lined Retrospective of It • Drive the Tent Peg Through His T...

Also: • She Shut That Down With the Might of Zeus • Wanna Join My Polycule? • The Whole Family, Crammed Into One Shirt • It's the Jews! • A Very Nice Mutt Named Tyson • Along With Your Dumb Little Cheesy Burrito • Squeeze Him and Call Him George • His Gigantic Swollen Balloon-Like Head • She Does Love a Velvety Pit Bull • The First Red Flag is the Absence of Red Flags Recorded October 17, 202...

Also: • What People Screamed When They Opened Their Window • The Gardyloo You Must Not Ignore • Pour the Shit From Their Chamber Pots • Teensy Weensy Thai Girlfriends • A Smart Guy Really Good at Playing a Dumbshit • Slice Divots Into Their Foreheads • The Best Mahjong Player in Three Laundromats • As Good as the Defenestration of Prague • Mr. Rogers Hides His Vietnam Tattoos • Because I Hadn&apos...

Also: • Effectively Synonymous With Jumping the Shark • The Bible is Funny, Folks • Other Than a Few Weird Philosophers • The Recycled Entrails of the Internet's Detritus • He Had a Thing for Dominance Hierarchies • I'm Going to Torture Some Fellow Great Apes • Use the Rubble as Fertilizer • Catch Hell From Mrs. Dasenbrock  • The Mexican Punitive Expedition • I Enjoy Having a Mostly Clea...

Also: • There Exists a Rational Fear of Chopsticks • I'm More of a Finger Food Kinda Guy • Your State of Benign Reclusiveness • What Does Bryan NOT Eat? • Trying to Figure Out Who's Hitler • Spoons and Shrieks of Rage • From Pickled Carrots to Giardiniera • Speaking of Genocide • I'm Always Curious How Despots Live • She Got a Baby Out of the Deal Recorded September 26, 2025.

Also: • I'm Here to Accept the Mosquitoes • Word Salad You Could Write on a Refrigerator • A Difference as Large as Qualia Itself • Holy Shit, Can That Guy Slap • Lahaina Basically Got Burned to Death • The Sharps are Flatter and the Flats are Sharper • What Has He Done in His Sour Stupor? • Much to My Chagrin, I Started Noticing Bass Lines • Microtonal Christmas Work • White Chicks are Most...

Also: • Fits of Screaming, Wall-Punching, Apoplectic Rage • An Italian Substitute for the F Word • It's Not the Same Egg, and You're Not the Same Man • Umami, for the 747th Time • Did Anyone's Wife End Up Dead in This Story? • Swallowing 2TB Thumb Drives • The Succession of Old Farts That Replaced Him • A Black Hole That Will Stare Into Me • What Color are the Bears in Chile? • Bord...

Also: • Disgusting and Glorious All at the Same Time • Donald in Bed With Satan • Might as Well Be Entertained By the Hissing and Popping • The Most Terrifying Land Predator Ever Conceived • You Can Hear Yourself Swallow • Beat That Dead Horse Till it Stops Spitting Out Money • Sponge Bob, the Megalith of Viacom • That Very Strange, Awful, and Deeply Racist Man • Willing to Publicly Ridicule the P...

Also: • Get Past the Pleasantries and Proceed to Be Bored • Deng Xiaoping, Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf, and Frederick II Elector of Saxony • A Deep-Vein-Thrombosis Sort of Thing • Someday You Will Be Pushing Up Daisies as They Are • The Right Alignment of the Wrong Problems • Kind of Like "ButtNumbathon" • One Little Teensy Weensy Piece of Science Fiction • Lay Your Mitts on Me, Cop...

Also: • The Unfortunately Named Mr. Woodcock • It Was Either Suicide or Volcanoes • Dogbite Dan, Who Ran Your Parkour Class • Right Into My Dusty, Disgusting Camera • The Umpteen Gajillion Roberts in Your Ancestry • That's Been the Wallpaper of My Life • She'll be Singing Baritone Below Stevie Nicks • Hugging Pillows When You're High on Mushrooms • That's a Lot of Balls to Jugg...

Also: • The Transformation of Personal Tragedy Into Collective Comedy • Belfastaghy Would Not Be as Confusing • The J-est J That Ever J'd • And Don't Ever Call Me an Accountant • Sit With Your Guidance Counselor and End Up Screwed Up • I Never Saw the Caramel Underbelly of Paul • Introvert Passes the Ball to Introvert • We Certainly Ate Our Share of Possum • Whatever Weird Artistic Homun...

Also: • Put a Stop to the F***ing Chaos • Careening Off the Rails and Massively Top Heavy • On a Bit of a Religious Tear • That Bizarre, Creepy, Disgusting Whole Sequence • Get Henry Ford on the Phone • Husbands and Wives Drooling Over Each Other • Passionate About Other People's Crap • Buddhism is the Most Unreligious Religion • Turn the Entire Earth's Infrastructure to Rubble • And a D...

Also: • My Cat's Name is Chanel Rosenblatt • It Was Fingernails On My Aesthetic Chalkboard • Also, an Order of Yak • Sounds Like a Drum Fill, or Someone Falling Down the Stairs • The Penguin Shows Up in Overalls • I'd Say Root Beer is a Pretty Spectacular Invention • Get the Podium Off the Guy's Ribcage • The Most Xi'An-Ass Place You Could Find • I Have to Sit and Marinate in T...