The Todd-Marshall Delirium

Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded February 18, 2022.

Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded February 17, 2022.

Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded February 16, 2022.

Another installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded February 15, 2022.

Today is the first installment in a 3-week series of daily Todd-Marshall rants. Originally recorded February 14, 2022.

Also: Norovirus From the Nonstop Buffet I Wouldn't Nail My Mom to That An Open and Slightly Used Vomit Bag I'll Pour Molten Lead Down His Throat Chumpa Don't Want None, Chumpa Don't Get None Think to Talk or Talk to Think? One of the Worst Wiping Experiences of My Life Subversion is a No-No Word We're at the Center of the Goddamn Universe Have Children Bite Off Your Finger...

Also: Here's the Church, Here's the Sheeple Insects are Known to Get High I Didn't Get Intubated Pretty Sure Mitochondria are Conscious Screaming Into Their Steering Wheel When Jeff Goldblum Does Shrooms A Gigantic Apple Fritter and a Cadbury Creme Egg Cells Dream Too Worthy of Your Mouth, Worthy of Happiness How Do You Play Balderdash? A Pair of Yokels Originally recorded January 2...

Also:  Azerbaijani Dictators and Cream Pudding Our Non-Subcribers are Reprehensible Drugs are Optional and Superfluous Who Gives a Shit About Glass? Tarantino's Foot Fetish Samuel L Jackson Shoots Someone With Something Mister Names-and-Dates-and-Moon-Phases Guy Microtonal Lo-Fi Hiphop It's Crude, It's Violent, There's Hookers Greek, With a Belfast Accent Originally recorded Ja...

Also: A Personal Day With the Lizards My Marxist-Feminist Dialectic Freezers Full of Dead Mice He's Dead, for a Year Throw Yourself at the Ground and Miss Obliterated by a Semi Can You Describe Your Camel? Mining Asteroids to Make More Paperclips Art So Good You Can't Bear to Look at It I Still Think About the Total Perspective Vortex Originally recorded December 30, 2021.

Also: Sick of You By Day Two Your Paradox is a Cousin of My Paradox Machines That Fall Out of the Sky It's Like a Flemish Lijiang Brady is Unflappable Explaining Zipf Moonface Martin Steals the Show Drop the Time Guillotine Everyone's Got a Heath Ledger Hot Take Ballooning With Rookies Like Me Originally recorded December 9, 2021.

Also: My Ass Goes Up and My Head Goes Down Zinck or Cink? It is Bone, It is Water, It is Brain That Weird Miasma Twinkle, Twinkle Little Sweater Larry Planted Landmines A Junior Snuffleupagus Are There Jaguars in Arabia? Just Like the Kitchen Sink The Bumbling Fellow at Ellis Island Originally recorded November 18, 2021.

Also: Children Burning Up at Christmas Caruncle, Protuberance, Plinth, Exoteric, Coagulate Robin, the Darling of the Democrats Psilocybes, Man! Toss the Chicken Onto the Luggage Rack All Our Curses are Germanic Bollywood-Level Corny The Righteous Brothers, in Naxi Pulverizing a Different Robot A Green Giggly Homeschooler Originally Recorded November 11, 2021

Also: It's Better to Eat a Human Soul A Spice, a Sprinkle, an Element, a Splash Spew Out Heat From Every Wall and Orifice The Gluttony of Preference Lactose Intolerant in Anatevka Brush Your Tongue Until It's Pink Terrible, Terrible Bicycles You Bastards are Learning the Wrong Lesson Smelling of the Transcendent Give a McMansion to the Homeless Originally recorded November 3, 2021.

Also: A Trifle of Truffles Preparation Rituals for the Blessedness Perpetually Balanced on the Edge of Poe's Law Bigfoot Hunting on Day One Hi, I'm Mycological Matt! McGregor, the Cazique of Poyais I Auditioned for a Rectal Probe Wow, You Look Misunderstood Fisting the Memory Hole The Standard Costume of Your Archetype Originally recorded October 21, 2021.

Also: Strangely Feeble, and yet Dangerous The Guy That Catfishes Pedophiles Mushroom, Composer, or Obscure Disease? Sad Little Creature-Like People Alcohol Irritates my Bladder When Far Side Jumped the Shark No, You'll Love This Porn The Gashlycrumb Tinies And I've Met Some Bombasts Weird, Beautiful, and Jellyfish Originally recorded October 15, 2021.

Also: I am Blessed With Blessedness Making All the Girls Whinny With Delight Don't Microaggress Me, Motherfucker They Were All Pretty Smelly I'm Not Deteriorating; I Have Mushrooms One of Them Turned Out to be a Nudist Like Drippings Off a Wet Dog Not Very Fond of Parcel Bombs He Had Legendary Bedhead It Takes a Lot to Get Me Hallucinating Recorded October 7, 2021

Also: Diseases of the Venereal Sort On Xanex With No Proprioception Mandarin-Splaining What the Hell is a Butterburger? Terrified of Needles The Flywheel Has Not Fully Engaged Augurs as Murder Weapons Bumbye No Mo Wine Not Going to Have Seven Panic Attacks Schoolbus, Football, and Hulk Recorded September 23, 2021.

Also: Down a Dark Hallway Onto a Large Egg Benjamin, the Silverback Rabbi A Split With the Transcendent Proving the Zero Theorem I Sucked at Shop Class More in a Rave Than in a Church High Fact Finder, Low Quick Start Psychedelics as a Sacrament My Family History of Schizophrenia Christoph Waltz, but Naked Recorded September 16, 2021.

Also: Walking a Tightrope in a Gale Why My Orange Juice is Kosher One of Them Does Not Speak Norwegian Eventually Lunch Bucket Disappeared Your 3rd Grader Will Commit Suicide Wine for Catholics, Beer for Protestants A Brutalist Eyesore of Bizarre Proportions If You Ever Get Lost in Old Town Non-Blood Diamonds, Please Capsaicin is Basically God Originally recorded September 9, 2021.

Also: The Slime is Palpable All of Them Perpendicular Could She be Sapiosexual? Wilberforce, the Dog Losing One's Virginity to Sofía God's Will for Spinsters Curry Drops 54 Sex (Counseling) with Pastor Greg Sad, You See Don't Tell Carrie Fisher Originally recorded August 6, 2021.

Also: The First Day Involves Vomit Looking Forward to Grief Pizza Digging Up Antonin Scalia A Hummer for Every Sex Offender Buttered Ermal, Braised Trake Decapitation as a Side Effect Surprise Her With a Shooting Your Banh Mi is Kinda Racist Perpetual Death by Electrocution Start Running in Mauritania Originally recorded July 29, 2021.

Also: Stop Eating Horses! While the Germans Were Kaisering About The Donkey is Beefy-Lamby Women, Excluded From Shootings The Creature You're Eating was an Asshole Luther Makes Great Cat Stand Up for the Bullhorn We've Hit an Absorbing Barrier The Termitary as an Organism Clothes Remain Stainless The Dog I've Eaten His Name is Futer Find and Kill the Queen When Nothing Sticks to Tef...

Also: The Day That He was Circumcised No Whistle Pig Before 2 p.m. On the Doll Where He Touched You Nine Straight Days in Pocatella Are Bicycles Carcinogenic? A Simple Val Kilmer Marathon Get Us to the Martinis Faster Robespierre Time for You Kilts up, Boys! Kenny G Continues to Plague China If You See a Lump, Say a Lump Originally recorded July 8, 2021.

Also: Significant Exegetical Difficulty I Will Die by the Tangent They Mean Phallic Males These Venezuelans are Seventh Day Adventists Middle Finger at the Cocoa Hut You Can't Marry My Wife Put on the Blinder and See the Kaleidoscope Was Calvin Anabaptist? Find Enkidu at the Brothel It's Not, It's Not, and You Can't They Don't Take Gandhi's Color Tell Me About Them Sh...

Also: I Abused the Party Bus Thankful for White Russians Young Ladies Still Notice Doug F-Bombs During Weather Report Let the Mouse Win The Meaning is Meat Two Hundred Necessary Fights Do You Gouge Your Hummus? Seger May Sound Perverse Originally recorded June 24, 2021.