The Tish and Ian Show

Variety Ep 17 - X-Men Dark Phoenix 01.07.2026 1:05:07 ↓

*NEW EQUIPMENT ALERT!* Now we don't sound like we're in an echo-y office! An Aunty Donna sketch and our lack of X-Men knowledge led us to watch this alternative to morphine.

Cage Ep 5 - Birdy 18.05.2026 1:24:19 ↓

Another serious Cage, its for the birds. Actually It's about PTSD, the Vietnam war, and birds. Any ways, I made the cookies and they crushed.

Swan Dive Ep 28 - You Don't Mess with the Zohan 18.05.2026 1:03:08 ↓

Sandler tackling the next hot button political issue, middle east conflict! Oh but have you heard of hummus? They put it on everything, isn't that weird? Also, he's totally straight in case you questioned it.

Swan Dive Ep 27 - Bedtime Stories.mp3 18.05.2026 1:29:21 ↓

Disney and Sandler? It's the worst movie for kids and the worst movie for adults, misses both marks pretty hard. But boy oh boy, does Rob Schneider do an ever so "tasteful" red face.

Swan Dive Ep 26 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 28.04.2026 1:04:09 ↓

You ready for Sandler to sensitively handle this one? It's ok though, once bigotry directly effects him, now he cares!

Swan Dive Ep 25 - Reign Over Me 24.04.2026 1:22:18 ↓

Wacky hijinks ensue as Sandler loses it all! I joke but I truly think we'll get Sandler's take on Schindler's list. Also Shadow of the Colossus cameo.

Variety Ep 16 - Double Impact & Double Team 20.04.2026 2:10:45 ↓

Van Damme, Van Damme, and Van Damme in... 2 movies, but 3 Van Dammes? Dennis Rodman also plays a cardboard cutout of himself very well with how stiff he acts.

Variety Ep 15 - Dollman 19.04.2026 1:12:30 ↓

An unexpected delight. A tale of life in gang lands and what happens when governments abandon their people.

Variety Ep 14 - Cool World 26.03.2026 1:14:34 ↓

Brad Pitt stars as a cop in a cartoon world stopping cartoons from having sex. This is 100% real.

Swan Dive Ep 24 - Click 25.03.2026 1:51:43 ↓

This movie takes a turn and we take a turn rambling. I imagine a lot of sad bros expecting more remote control shenanigans rather than a story of capitalism crushing a man to dust.

Swan Dive Ep 23 - Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo 22.03.2026 1:21:40 ↓

Big surprise, its real bad. Lots of big tangents.

Swan Dive Ep 22 - The Longest Yard 22.03.2026 57:51 ↓

Little whoopsie-daisy and wasn't recording the first 30 minutes. Any way, sports!

Swan Dive Ep 21 - Spanglish 22.03.2026 54:32 ↓

Another "serious" one. Tea Leoni is great. Consider this is a college essay and then think about a mom telling all these details to a child.

Swan Dive Ep 20 - 50 First Dates 22.03.2026 1:15:40 ↓

It's actually a horror movie.

Variety Ep 13 - Aeon Flux & Ultraviolet 16.03.2026 1:41:13 ↓

Another double feature. The early 2000s were so cool you have no idea. The Blade trilogy should be included in this claim.

Variety Ep 12 - Empire Queen The Golden Age of Magic 16.03.2026 1:28:34 ↓

This was a years in the making project. I mention it in the episode but check out Chris Dane Owens music videos because that's what was out nearly 10 years ago that spawned this movie.

Variety Ep 11 - Bad Santa 1 & 2 16.03.2026 23:04 ↓

What a roller coaster, first time I saw either. These movies could not be any more different.

Variety Ep 10 - Bedazzled 16.03.2026 1:13:51 ↓

Charming AF. Elizabeth Hurley and Brenden Fraser became total buds after this and that's even more charming to know.

Variety Ep 9 - Sudden Death 16.03.2026 49:24 ↓

This movie split-kicks major ass. JCVD movies are a fun time. I just don't understand how his pants don't rip. Also the terrorists follow rules to a fault.

Variety Ep 8 - The People Under the Stairs 16.03.2026 44:17 ↓

I didn't see this one, my wife takes the reigns on this. It's bonkers.

Variety Ep 7 - The Avengers (1998) 16.03.2026 52:13 ↓

We continue with the avengers.... or do we? Guess we need to make a 4th segment to go through all of those now.

Variety Ep 6 - Venom 3 16.03.2026 1:09:19 ↓

It had its fun moments. What's incredible is a Marvel movie actually having a conclusion.

Variety Ep 5 - Master of Disguise 16.03.2026 59:33 ↓

A real heaping pile of trash. Dana Carvey really dropped the ball on this.

Variety Ep 4 - Idlewild 16.03.2026 58:47 ↓

Outcast made a movie.

Cage Ep 4 - The Cotton Club 16.03.2026 1:06:47 ↓

It's the Roaring 20's and the cast is stacked. Oh yeah, Cage is in this too. Thanks Uncle Coppola.