The Timewaster 9000

LORWYN IS BACK! The Timewaster 9000 crew is so excited about the set we took a whole episode to talk about cards that stood out to us, good and bad. Join us as we wax poetic about how Old Stuff is Good, getting way too high, and Oko's print. Find everywhere we post on our website: https://www.timewaster9000.com Watch the video version here: https://youtu.be/SNIzgOf2EBg If you'd like to be a monthl...

Happy New Year! Miller and Alex dive into a hypothetical so stupid only they could come up with it: what if every NBA player in the world had to be replaced with Magic: the Gathering cards? Join the crew as we talk about how to get out of paying for urgent care, unethical hoops, and a returning fan-favorite segment. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/ti...

Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underdogs, to the format-warping megalomaniacs, every deck finds a home somewhere on the spectrum. Join us as we talk about the MH2 Pitch Elementals on the court, some funny Settle the Wreckage stories, and...

Ho ho ho, etc. Miller and Alex hop feet first into the spirit of giving with an episode about elves, Gruul cards, and some gifts given as well. Cozy up by the fire and listen to some stories about Alex buying cards for too much money, people dying to draft rares, and maybe Miller being a little too aggressive at a pauper weekly. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ htt...

After multiple episodes complaining about the state of Magic, Miller and Alex put their money where their mouths are and make their own custom Magic: the Gathering cards. Stick around to hear about stealing catalytic converters, getting booty butt naked, and the evil that lies at the heart of all Sliver players. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewa...

Miller and Alex talk about their starting 5 for a Magic basketball team, the beauty of the Scryfall Tagger system, and try to solve the age old mystery of "Is Miller a filthy cheater?" Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version on our YouTube! https://youtu.be/3hzzjPapmkM If you'd like...

Join Alex and Miller as they talk about the "beautiful" world of cross promotion in Magic: the Gathering, and stick around to hear their pitches for would-be tie-ins. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWt2KNO9_c If you'd like to be a month...

Miller and Alex talk with our dear friend Oliver about the highs and lows of flavor text in Magic: the Gathering. Follow us at our socials! https://www.instagram.com/timewaster9k/ https://x.com/timewaster9k https://www.tiktok.com/@timewaster9000 Watch the accompanying video here! https://youtu.be/vy-fxa3uDPI If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www....

Welcome to the show! Miller and Alex get together in our first episode ever to talk about cards that make us laugh. Twitter: https://x.com/timewaster9k Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTimewaster9000Podcast If you'd like to be a monthly supporter with benefits, check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/timewaster9000 If you'd like to support us financially to create new and...