The Tim & Chelsea Podcast

Tim's new favorite show, Yellowstone, didn't receive a Emmy nomination and he's PISSED! You won't believe why Chelsea Dad Bud has to go to Puerto Rico. How do you deal with a family member who borrows your car and won't return it? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea didn't get any sleep last night and she explains why. What’s the one thing you thought you purchased that turned out to be something totally different? Chelsea Father In Law thought he bought tickets to see Elton John but it was actually an Elton John cover band. It's Prime Day! What did Chelsea and Karen buy that they probably didn't need? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...

Tim and Chelsea act out movies which the other one has to guess. What do you do when your cousin takes a job with your ex fiancée? Tims Neighbor almost set the neighborhood on fire on the 4th of July. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Michelle's cousin Carly told their family that Michelle is pregnant. Small problem though. She isn't! Mike Durkee from the Wounded Veterans Relief Fund joins us with a very cool announcement. Bo and Bridge are in Boston so how much money did she spend at target with the boys out of town? Chelsea's Father just learned he has a sister. r  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

Tim's Son Jonah competed after having bronchitis. Is Tim a bad dad for letting him do that? Chelseas Going shopping at Target how much money do we think shell spend? Craziest thing you’ve seen on the side of the road? one of our listeners found a decapitated body in a car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

What is the update on Tim’s “compromised” visa gift card that Chelsea got him? A Florida man robbed Target of vibrators. Did anyone know Target sold those? Tim didn’t want to watch Yellowstone but finally caved is completely obsessed. Tim Makes Chelsea take the Yellowstone quiz and completely loses it when she gets her result and TA Walker from WPTV just randomly showed up in studio uninvited. See...

Chelsea couldn’t find her husband in a game of hide and seek in their house and now she refuses to stay there when he's gone thinking someone can easily be there in plain sight. A woman from a dog park keeps DMing this dude she met at the dog park who's in a relationship for "doggy playdates" by sending him inappropriate photos. Tim impersonates his son coming home from cross country practice and...

Chelsea was embarrassed in public because she was dressed nicer than everyone else, according to her. She also gave Tim a gift card that doesn't work. Chelsea also failed security questions about herself trying to get CLEAR at the airport. It's just been a bad couple of days for our girl. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-...

Have you spent money your spouse didn’t know about? Chelseas mom spends so much money on shoes that her dad has no clue about! A listener told us she thought someone broke in her house and called police. Turns out her rumba was eating her bra in the bathroom. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A bride to be seeks Tim and Chelsea's help in asking her pregnant sister-in-law to be in no longer being a bridesmaid. What did you pay a lot of money for that turned out to be junk? Chelsea paid for flowers that were awful. How hot is it when a chick drives a truck?? Tim goes nuclear talking about how hot it is when Karen drives his truck. Wellington makes top 10 of best places to live! Whose dad...

On Forgive and Forget, Aaron is upset his parents are making him pay rent after dropping out from college. Ryan Seacrest might be the new host of Wheel of Fortune. Did Tim or Chelsea’s dad leave them while snorkeling? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea’s friend just bought Bridge a huge bag of fake diamonds and gemstones. What show did you ugly cry when it ended? Chelsea cried hysterically yesterday at the ending of Ted Lasso. Whose Dad Did It? Did Tim or Chelsea’s dad take them windsurfing in a backpack when they were three months old? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

What movie did you get sucked into watching with commercials and all? Tim watched all 3 Rush Hours back-to-back-to-back. Tim made huge track marks with his trucks in his front lawn. Who’s Dad Did It? Whose dad stepped in a nest of yellow jackets and raced shredding all of his clothes fully jumping in the above ground pool? In house Panthers Fan Brian gives his recap of the game Saturday. See Priva...

Have you ever gone into a store without the proper attire?? Like Chelsea going into Target without a bra or underwear on and just a sundress. Could Tim be on Trump's jury? Go Fishing with your dad for Father's Day? Don’t hook your dad like Tim did! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim and Chelsea talk about what their kids are up to this summer. Jess wants to break up with her boyfriend after 5 months and needs Tim and Chelsea's help to do it. Chelsea accidentally texted Bridges teacher that she felt fat. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea's daughter Vail is saying funny things again. Cindy is concerned her daughter Ali is having drinks too frequently with a coworker. Tim is so pumped for the Vision Pros coming out and Hocus Pocus 3 is coming…Tim has named it Ho Po 3 Or Cus Pus 3 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Amy from Royal Palm Beach was our beat the Buzzer winner so we surprised her at her house! Tims daughter Shawnessy doesn’t want her license still even though she's of driving age. Tim Recognizes the boy Band Big Time Rush on the Today Show and we bring in Tracy St. George from Sunny 107.9 to see if she has any idea who they are. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Jersey Kyle is back in studio and witnessed someone eating a chipotle bowl in a public bathroom. Chelsea's 5-year-old son had to baby sit his grandfather. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ginny has discovered her contractor Dave has been renting a room to his friend in the investment property that he is renovating! Chelsea’s tells us about how her Hamster got sucked into a vacuum when she was little and Tim finally started watching Blacklist. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Just thinking about flying sends Chelsea into a tail spin. What causes you instant anxiety? Tim flips out on the French being mean to Calista Flockhart. Plus, Tim's daughter Shawnessy dropped a jar of pickles yesterday at Publix. What have you dropped in public? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim tells the story about how he successfully baked a pie on his first try while Chelsea struggled with an iron. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

One roommate thinks the other is stealing their alcohol. Spoiler alert, the roommate is actually coming home hammered and drinking her own vodka! What age age do you let your kids go to a concert? Tim and Chelsea discuss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Broody's sisters are taking a vacation when he's trying to plan a 60th birthday party. Chelsea's son Cayden was attacked by a rat while her other son, Bridge, beats everyone at the game "Memory." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's exam season and Tim's kids no longer have a social life! Chelsea was on a boat cruise this weekend when she saw a dead seal who she thought was waving. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

On forgive and forget siblings are fighting over their ill grandmother's items even though she's still alive. What shouldn't you eat while driving? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .