The Tim & Chelsea Podcast

Chelsea paid her son $20 an hour to babysit his siblings prompting Tim, Jersey Kyle and T.A. Walker to provide their services for a lower fee. Tim talks about his weight loss, losing almost 40 pounds! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What was your favorite concert shirt that you bought? Tim’s son Jonah got his first concert t shirt at Eric Church. We call cute little girls on the air from concert. Big Dog Ranch Rescue brought us puppies to play with! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Which one of our favorite morning show hosts had their clothes ruined? We play what would Chelsea Do and announce our bad tattoo winner! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim has a rat in his house and needs advice. What is the oddest thing you’ve taken from somewhere. Can Tim name 5 things in 15 seconds Fall related that begin with the letter S? Time to play Scattegories! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We recap the Dolphins historic win for which Chelsea was in attendance for. How early do your kids get up for their activities on the weekend? Both Tim and Chelsea flip out on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Tim says Travis should "run" away. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea's son got to stand next to Lionel Messi on the field at the InterMiami game. Has someone’s Halloween decorations ever scared you? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Chelsea had to sharpen pencils for her kids' school and because she's weird she loved it. Why does Chelsea's new couch have a huge stain on it!? We share our favorite worst tattoos from our bad tattoo contest. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Should you give your roommate a heads up when you're coming home with a guest? You won't believe what Matts roommate Evan was doing when he brought his girlfriend and her daughter home! Have you ever had a coworker emotionally unload on you! Wait until you hear what happened between Kelsey and Tim! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p...

How long did your child wait to tell you they needed something for sport or a school project? It's pumpkin spice season meaning fall is right around the corner. How many diff Halloween Costumes do you have already? What did you accidently swallow? Tim and Chelsea place Watch Ya Mouth live on air and it was an absolute $h** show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

Chelsea goes to bed every night at 9 p.m. Why? Chelsea also pulled her back out. How'd she do that? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

What's something your child did to make you proud? Tims’s daughter Shawnessy and her band went head-to-head with the other teams' high school band. Jersey Kyle is defeated because of Aaron Rodgers and offers to donate his Achillies to the star QB. Our boss Bruce joins us in studio to pile on the sad Jets fan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...

Amber found out her husband went to the strip club on the night she gave birth to their son and isn't thrilled. Tim almost set his house on fire. Find out how! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim tells us how much he spends at Comic Con and holy yikes! His wife Karen calls in to confirm. How did Chelsea's Bridge do in his first golf tournament? Moriah hops on to tell us how she's lucky to be alive after her horrifying UBER trip from the weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Have your kids ever embarrassed you at school?? Something they said, did, wrote on a paper. We share our favorite callers and texters answers. It's Pumpkin spice season. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ashley McBryde talks about her rise to stardom, getting invited to the Grand Ole Opry by Garth Brooks and how she'd be good at hunting tourists in Nashville/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim hates the dentist…. What is something you hate to do but know you have to do it anyway? Bridge is in a golf tournament this weekend. Chelsea gives her thoughts. Chelsea's mom just showed her kids the movie Overboard and they're obsessed with it. What movie are you super excited to show your kids!? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co...

Chelseas Daughter Vail has turned into a total psychopath, according to Chelsea and it's time to send the kids back to school! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim has been holding onto something that belongs to Chelsea's daughter Vail. Chelseas friend wants to follow her child to school behind the school bus the first day of school but she’s in 6th grade!! Is this normal!? We recap our Disney trip and Tim makes Chelsea very uncomfortable. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...

What simple task can your kids not pull off? How old are your adult children before ethe start paying for hir portion of dinners or vacations? A Barbie” doll selling on eBay and Chelsea thinks the owner is a serial killer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim had a really bad massage experience. You won't believe what room they put Chelsea in at the VET. Mike Durkee from the Wounded Veterans Relief Fund joins us in studio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In true Brady Bunch fashion, Chelsea got knocked in the face with a football. Tims wife Karen finally fixed the drain and now his man card is gone! We didn't win the power ball but we got to play with puppies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Anyone ever try to fix someone that took way longer than it should have? Tim cant get the drain off his shower and tried for hours. A daughter hates her mom's new boyfriend so she decided to bring that up on Forgive and Forget. Barbie gets her own Burger at Burger King and we have an update on Chelsea's dad who's sleeping at an outdoor hostel in Puerto Rico. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...

The weather in South Florida has been awful. Tim is a drunk meteorologist. Plus, we debut a new game. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Do you call or text your kids when they’re in the house instead of yelling for them? On Forgive & Forget a wife upset her husband didn’t post their anniversary on Facebook on social media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Tim and Chelseas boys legit never have clothes on and felt like complaining about it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .