The Thread of Gentlemen

Strap in for a wild ride on this weeks episode of The Thread of Gentlemen podcast! This week the gents discuss a young lad on holiday being violated by an ant assault, we learn that what happens in Korea should stay in Korea, and we're introduced (via an electric fence) to our new favourite podcast feature... The Baron! So sit back and join us for another barrage on the senses as we weave a danger...

Red Alert! High Risk Stories! They didn't all make it in, but the ones that did will leave you needing a shower! This week The Gentlemen discuss a horrific garden voyeur - possibly our worst story ever? Next we have a jaunty little tale from a gap year, and a self-confessed Poo Monster smudges his way through life. Finally, we we end up with some fantastic new euphemisms for poop. This is high cla...

It has been a bad week, so alongside our usual scouring the internet and our inbox for the funniest stories and listeners confessions, we're also drinking. Chaos quickly ensues as we learn what happens when you eat nothing but tainted lasagne for a week, read over an absolutely insane accident report form, and play quite possibly the best game ever invented. Get yourself a glass and pull up a chai...

This week on The Thread of Gentlemen we're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. On today's episodes we discuss the joys of working with man-children who overshare, an unfortunate chap has a smelly mum, and a van driving trader has an absolute shocker. Is that chocolate? The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast...

The Thread of Gentlemen roll back into town to ruin your day. We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. This week we discuss the joys of hill-rolling, an unfortunate chap has a runny bum when out with his wife, and we tackle quite possibly the worst story we've ever covered. Brace yourselves! The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy pod...

Haul in or get off the pot, The Gentlemen return! We're back to discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. It's a bumper episode this week featuring our new hero and possibly our favourite story so far; Uncle Frank. Brace yourselves for a horrible story about a medical emergency, and a man holds childhood guilt about an event from his past. This...

The Gentlemen rip another layer off Season Six as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. In the bowl this week; a listener discovers he's been using the toilet wrong for years, some Scouse kids make a teacher quit, and a chap gets revenge on his new girlfriend's kid. We end by returning to some of the high quality euphemism content that ma...

The Gentlemen return with a brand new season as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We're on thin ice already as we tackle special needs kids in shops, an elderly woman creates a lasting memory for a listener, and we're back with more train-based poo shenanigans. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. E...

Grab a great big bucket of Christmas y'all! This episode is full of festive fails and yuletide yuckies! We've got the usual ingredients for a treasured family Christmas, fights, farts, hospital trips, and more to boot! It doesn't matter if you're on Santa's list or not, pour yourself a stiff one and join The Gentlemen as we round out the year in style! The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast h...

Something dark and mysterious has returned from the grave of Season Five... It's the Halloween Special! This week two of the Gentlemen return to haunt your nightmares with four brand new spooky-themed (not really) stories. You can run, you can hide, but the smell of poop and pumpkins will find you. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze...

We destroy the bowl of Season Five with one final push. In this bumper episode we throw caution to the wind as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We start this one with a queef, then head into some dangerous territory with Luke - the scatalogical nightmare! Finally we bring you a selection a vomit based stories before discussing the cu...

You know we couldn't make a whole season with all of us being around! So Charlie and Jon unite from different parts of the world to bring you the fourth helping of Side Missions! In this episode we discuss natural skin remedies, discover what "Peacocking" is, and go through some more responses to questions posed in earlier episodes, like "What's the craziest thing you've ever done when horny"... T...

The Gents return with another bountiful bouquet of absolute bull from the web and our inbox! This week we discuss Train poop shenanigans, a band member gets an eyeful, some grandparents see the family jewels, and a man jacks in his job. Our Agony Aunt section returns where a woman is at her wits end with her husbands gas situation, and we recount some of the internet's favourite adult film titles....

Today's episode is a yucky one! We run through some amazing (horrible) headlines, a young video-store employee has a toilet shocker, some lads create multi-racial chaos in a tower block lift, and a guy has an poo-tinged melt down when meeting the in-laws. We question exactly what our Lord is into, and our evening question; "What's the most inappropriate thing you've done in someone else's house?"....

Welcome to the moistest episode of The Thread of Gentlemen yet! We're dropping heavy loads of comedy reactions right into your ear holes. This week's stories include some suspiciously filled doughnuts, Simba gets rowdy with a sleeping lady, and a man tests out something he's only ever heard about online. Chaos will ensue. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Eac...

It's time to lower the tone! This week's hilarious stories and confessions take a dark turn with a military themed revenge story. Two lovers in the throws of passion get caught in a fecal blame game, Larry panics at the pool, and our Agony Uncle section returns as we discover the haunting reason our storyteller doesn't sleep at night. Strap up, strap in, and strap on! This week is a feisty one! Th...

Roll up for another dose of depravity! This week a young man gets a sign from the insect world to stop abusing his meat. Next up, an enthusiastic couple cause an eye raising injury, and a man experiences his lowest point in a chicken shop bathroom. Our Agony Aunt section continues with an angry open letter to the perpetrator of a fecal crime and we ask, "What's the weirdest euphemism you've heard?...

What's with the van people? Welcome back to the funniest and grossest stories sent in by listeners and on the internet! This week a man takes a real gamble outside the hospital - and loses. A pub crawl with the rugby team goes massively wrong when a drug hungry reveller leaves a trail of mystery behind him, and we finally tackle the now internet-famous story... The Poop Knife. Finally, we hear abo...

Get ready for another wipe of the most hilarious listener stories on the web! The Gentlemen are back with this weeks bountiful selection of tall tales and funny stories. On the menu this week; a young lad plays a risky prank on his mum, the tour life catches up with a musician on the road, and once again a pizza box is forced to hold something other than a delicious doughy snack! The Thread of Gen...

We're back for Season Five with a further drop in morals and a big dose of depravity! Get ready for more hilarious, vomit inducing stories sent in by listeners and from the intenet! This week we discuss the worst thing to happen on the London Underground, a chilli enthusiast needs to dispose of his crop better, a drunk man has a stroke - or wipe - of genius, and we break down some of the best tall...

Season Five is bubbling in the pot, so here's a starter to get you in the mood! This outtake from Season Four was too funny to be stranded on the cutting room floor. Prepare to have your childhood ruined as The Gentlemen consider Robot Wars... See you soon for Season Five! The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest con...

We've reached the end of Season Four, so sit back & relax as we end it with some more hilarious horrible stories sent in by listeners & scraped from the underbelly of the internet! This week we discuss chunder antics in McDonalds, the worst way to get a call back from a one night stand, a risky story about a fart that goes awry, Santa goes rogue, and some hospital stories to keep worried a...

Whilst Charlie is off on his "honeymoon", we're force feeding you another spoonful of that there Side Missions. Ben & Johnny go through a traumatising tale about about a poor lizard. Then we keep things light with some horrendous pet names for lovers, and some of the worst seggs stories ever read out. Bring tarp, terps, and a net - it's about to get wild! Have you got a story fit for The Gentl...

Having a good day? The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns to change all that! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your ears with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories from the internet and sent in by listeners. This week we've got a difficult choice in a toilet cubicle, a lad tried his best to impregnate his pillow, and who is the one armed watcher? As if all that isn't enough, we run through...

Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nickname...