Sword & Sigil Productions

The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air

Fiction EN ↓ 6 episodes

A vintage radio variety show where each and every guest is abducted by a UFO. The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air is a weird fiction audio drama surrounding this variety show of the same name. The series blends elements of comedy, horror, radio drama, and science fiction to create an entirely out-of-this-world experience. Tune in each month for the greatest talents Planet Earth has to offer.

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Sword & Sigil Productions

Episodes

005 - "You Are Up" 03.07.2026 49:20

On a very special episode of our show, tonight's featured guest is... you! Featuring a voice inside your head and a stranger following right behind you. Also, No-Hands Nemo: The Amazing Juggling Tapeworm. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Stage Fright Alien Ab...

004 - "The Missing Linc" 05.06.2026 43:30

The latest test of the Third-Rock Theatre’s proprietary cloning array. Featuring Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln, and Abraham Lincoln . Also, Abraham Lincoln. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Body Horror Human Livestock Ment...

003 - "Get with the Program" 01.05.2026 35:40

Mac’s first day as station intern. Featuring a special presentation from our friends at Synistek, a 25-kiloton hack, and the heart-warming story of an ass-piring musical prodigy. Also, [REDACTED] . Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Donkey CPR Escalating Argume...

002 - "Bad Blood" 03.04.2026 45:33

A new wrinkle threatens Mike’s control over the show. Featuring rock music and a special guest who really sucks. Also, a multi-headed barbershop quartet dragon. Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Tonight’s Featured Presentation was Jackson Lair: INSTAGRAM: @iamjacksonlair SPOTIF...

001 - “Exit Pursued by Bigfoot” 03.04.2026 46:50

Pilot. Featuring one hell of a comedian and a surprise guest with an aversion to being captured. Also, Elvis Presley? Please subscribe, rate, and comment on your podcast software of choice. It really does make a difference in spreading our show to new, impressionable ears. Content Warnings: Alien Abduction Screaming Vocalized Sounds of Pain Explicit Language Angry Animal Sounds Escalating Argument...

[UNIDENTIFIED BROADCAST] 01.04.2026 1:18

Transmissions Begin ||| 04.03.2026 Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC. Logo art by J. Michael Beckett ( voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com ) This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.