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The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

The Roaring 30's 11.07.2023

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch we have some big news……. Our book The Therapy Crouch: In Search of a Happy (N)Ever After is out on October 12th. To preorder your copy got to https://lnk.to/therapycrouch where you will find links to a limited number of signed copies, the audio book and more. In the rest of the podcast, Abbey and Peter are on hand to discuss how to handle turning the bi...

Glasto...Part 2 04.07.2023

It’s the one you have all been waiting for! After a rather hectic Glastonbury experience, a slightly worse for wear Therapy Crouch is here to dish the dirt on what went down at Worthy Farm.  The gang battle through some rather self-inflicted hangovers and lift the lid on their Glastonbury experience - expect a lot of Elton John chat, Abbey’s step count and the avoidance of the dreaded long dr...

Father's Day 27.06.2023

Happy Tuesday! On this week’s Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter sit down and have a chat about their recent Father’s Day festivities, with Pete having put in a slightly underwhelming performance on Mother’s Day, is it likely Abbey pulled out all the stops for him this year? There is only one way to find out!  To kick things off, Abbey and Peter share with us some of their favourite Dad jokes (t...

Glastonbury...Part 1 20.06.2023

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! This week, your favourite couple take a sit down to spill the beans on all their Glastonbury planning and preparations. We have got some interesting ideas on how we can help Pete go incognito in the crowd (wig suggestions welcome) and Abbey gives a breakdown on how she is going to give Sir Elton John himself a run for his money when it comes to outfit changes.&n...

T’is the (birthday) season 13.06.2023

It’s your favourite time of the week again! Today, Abbey and Peter are back on The Therapy Crouch to discuss their very busy birthday scheduling, Spring has certainly sprung!  Off the back of a rather large weekend in her hometown of Liverpool its safe to say the pair are still feeling slightly worse for wear but the main question is was it all worth it? We will let you be the judge. The gang...

The Rulebreakers 06.06.2023

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing attitudes when it comes to parenting styles - expect fun dad and house management vibes.  And it isn’t just Abbey and Pete’s parenting styles that we get a glimpse into, but you guys as well! We hear from a couple whose attempts at confiscating their child’s Peppa Pig tablet backfired with some hilarious res...

They Call Me The Godfather 30.05.2023

Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! On this week’s episode Abbey and Peter are on hand to share some pearls of wisdom on what makes a good godparent, and some top tips on how to expertly navigate a thanks but no thanks conversation with your nearest and dearest.  In Agony Ab, Abbey and Peter are on hand to help when your better half suddenly decides to take up the gym 10 years too late and we...

Sticky Icky 23.05.2023

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is no messing around in the Crouch family household as Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their biggest icks.  For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an ick, as described by Urban Dictionary is:  ‘Something someone does that is an instant turn-off for you, making you instantly hate the idea of being with the...

The Power Shift 16.05.2023

In this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take a little revisit one of the more contentious topics from a previous episode - the power shift that happens when a couple decides to put a ring on it.  With Pete claiming that golf trips and nights out with the lads swiftly becomes a thing of the past, Abbey decides to call bullsh*t….big time.  With the help of you, the li...

Youth is Wasted on the Young 09.05.2023

It’s your favourite part of the week again! Therapy Crouch is back with a bang and this week Abbey and Peter lift the lid on some of their misspent youth activities.  Expect tales of underage discos enough to whip you up into a FRENZY and lessons how not to pull a sicky when you are battling your first hangover.  Agony Ab is on hand to provide some much needed guidance and comic relief f...

Runway Ready 02.05.2023

In today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, by popular demand, Abbey opens the door on what helped shape her career as one of Britain’s Next Top Models.  It’s safe to say this journey was not all plain sailing, with plenty of high points, low points and laughs along the way.  We also hear Pete’s opinions on the change in power dynamic once you put a ring on it and why ‘Airport Ab’ is a for...

Half Term from Hell 25.04.2023

Happy Therapy Crouch release day! In this week’s episode Abbey and Peter talk about their rather eventful Easter break spent with their nearest and dearest….as well as their four kids.  With Pete pondering why the little ones get such a long time off for Easter when Jesus himself only took 3 days, Abbey lets loose on some of their less-than-wholesome strolls in the park and trips to the beach...

Keeping Up Appearances 18.04.2023

In today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are recovering from their recent getaway for a friend's 30th birthday party.  Having friend's 10-15 years younger than you when you're approaching the wrong side of 40 clearly takes it toll. Although we do hear about how hangover days without kids running round the house can hit another level as well as the tricks and techniques you ca...

Calm Down, Calm Down 11.04.2023

On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, we are going full Scouse power and taking a look at Abbey’s Liverpudlian roots.  In Weekly Whine Club, we hear how Mother’s Day in casa de Crouch went down (expect some fireworks) and the extraordinary lengths Peter has to go to for a simple slice of chocolate in his own home.  Abbey also gives a crash course in some of her favourite Scouse lingo...

Neurotic Parents 04.04.2023

In this week’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter discuss their differing parent styles…what could go wrong?  We also hear about their recent appearance on the Jonathan Ross show and why there seems to be a huge problem with rimming in the Crouch household.  Agony Ab is also back with a bang giving some great and some not so great advice out to you, our dear listeners. ...

The Doctor Will See You Now 27.03.2023

In a slight change of gear for the Therapy Crouch team, Abbey and Peter sit down with Natali Kelly and Dr Jeffrey Braithwaite to discuss endometriosis - a condition which affects 1 in 10 women - during national Endometriosis awareness month.  Discover more about the symptoms and treatments of the disease and how we can all do more to raise awareness.  In Agony Ab, we learn about the...

Top O’ the Mornin to Ya 21.03.2023

In honour of St Patrick, the Therapy Crouch goes international and takes the team too Dublin.  Expect plenty of Guinness, Irish stew and questionable footwear chat.  In Agony Ab, we hear from one of our listeners whose boyfriend’s hairline is in desperate need of a trip to Turkey, and learn why Bondi Rescue and Home and Away may not be the best research tools used if you are planning to...

The Big Day 14.03.2023

In today’s episode we finally get an invite to the celebrity wedding event of the year - albeit 12 years too late.  Abbey, being a trend setter as always, is rocking a what she describes as a ‘Unitard’ but Peter more aptly labels as a giant baby grow.  We hear about Pete’s questionable decision making on the eve of his big day and why you should never let a bunch of scousers near your we...

Wedding Planning 07.03.2023

On today’s episode, we get an exclusive invite to the planning behind the wedding of the decade. From pre match nerves, to Elton John’s florist - learn more about the planning of the most important day of Abbey’s life (and probably Pete’s as well).  We also hear how Abbey feels how she has made a load of new friends since starting the podcast and why Peter is still struggling to show his face...

Will You Marry Me? 28.02.2023

This week, Abbey and Peter provide a schooling session on how to nail the perfect proposal (spoiler: It does not involve chemtrails) Weekly Whine club is also back, with Abbey and Peter going a bit more upmarket to celebrate the roaring success that is The Therapy Crouch! We learn why you can't trust Abbey to keep a clean car and how Peter is considering taking up a career modelling fake tan. And,...

I WANT BONO! 21.02.2023

On today’s episode, Abbey and Peter shed light on all the things they have in common, from nights in watching boxsets to nights out on the tiles.... and even their taste in men. The pair also bond over their shared appreciation for all things Bono and Barry from Eastenders. In the Weekly Whine Club, we learn why having a Victoria Secret’s model as a wife may not be as glamorous as it sounds and, r...

The Holiday Episode 14.02.2023

This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids. Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable moments from being on holiday over the years, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona. Agony Ab is also back with a bang - with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to...

The Therapy Crouch - Oh GROW UP! 07.02.2023

In this week’s episode, Abbey and Peter give us a glimpse into what life in the public eye is really like. From the glitz and the glam to the sh*t and the sham, sit back and relax whilst we lift the lid on life as a celeb in 2023. This week also sees the return of the hotly anticipated ‘Weekly Whine Club’, so get your glasses and other half at the ready and find out what’s been grinding our gears...

The Therapy Crouch - What To Expect When You're Expecting 31.01.2023

In today’s episode, Abbey and Pete discuss what to expect when you’re expecting. Abbey opens up on some of the issues they experienced when getting pregnant for the first time and offers advice to any listeners who find themselves in a similar situation. Pete is also on hand to provide guidance to the partners who are trying to navigate their way through hormones, weird cravings and strange demand...

The Therapy Crouch - You May As Well Move In Then 24.01.2023

On this week’s episode, Pete provides a lesson on exactly how not to ask the love of your life to move in with you. Learn more about Peter’s revolutionary invention, ‘The Squat Box’ and why you should never leave your home movie collection lying around when your future wife and mother-in-law are coming round for tea. From Pet Detectives to interior design clashes, no stone is left unturned on The...

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