The Theme Park Trader Podcast

Join us for episode 493 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Every theme park fan has a list of petty pet peeves, and today we're airing all of ours. We count down the worst theme park icks — ranked by rage — from slow walkers and parade curb-savers to ring-light vloggers and Disney adults who can't take a single critique. Building all the way to the number one offender, everyone secretly hates. We e...

Join us for episode 492 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re talking through our upcoming Orlando plans, from where we’re staying and what parks we’re hoping to hit, to the food, attractions, and chaos we’re already overthinking. We also get into the latest Disney transport restrictions at Walt Disney World, what they could mean for guests, and whether Disn...

Join us for episode 491 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week, we’re heading over to Universal as we share some of our favourite memories from the parks. From recording Theme Park Trader at Halloween Horror Nights , to seeing Hogwarts for the first time, staying at Hard Rock Hotel, stepping into Seuss Landing, and revisiting classics like Jaws, Spider-Man and The Hulk, this episode is packed...

Join us for episode 490 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week we’re getting properly nostalgic as we share some of our favourite memories from the Disney parks. From unforgettable attraction moments and family trips to unexpected laughs, emotional memories, and the kind of chaos only a Disney day can deliver, we’re looking back at the experiences that have stuck with us the most over the yea...

Join us for episode 489 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! We’re officially off the rails. What started as a constructive conversation about the new Muppet-themed Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster quickly devolved into a complete, unscripted mess. In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we attempt to map out the perfect "Muppet Land" and brainstorm which classic attractions deserve the Muppet treatment. Howeve...

Join us for episode 488 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Grab your winter coats and your park bags! This week on Theme Park Trader, we are joined by our fantastic friend Carly, who just stepped straight into Arendelle. Carly gives us the ultimate, unfiltered breakdown of her recent trip to the newly rebranded Disney Adventure World and its highly anticipated crown jewel: The World of Frozen. If y...

  Is Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party still worth the $119-$229 price tag? Or has Disney’s premier spooky event become a "copy-paste" experience that’s coasting on nostalgia? In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re getting brutally honest about the state of MNSSHP. With Tom Sawyer Island gone and the massive Villains Land construction taking over the Rivers of America, the 2026 season is...

Join us for episode 486 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Disney World is a playground, not your private film set. Today we’re tackling the "Main Character Syndrome" currently infecting our favorite theme parks. We’ve all been there: You’ve spent thousands on a family vacation, only to have your child’s core memories interrupted by a ring light, a gimbal, and a 30-year-old man screaming at his "ch...

Join us for episode 485 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! "Jambo, everyone! Today on Theme Park Trader, we are going off-road into the 110-acre savanna of Disney’s Animal Kingdom to uncover the secrets of Kilimanjaro Safaris. Most guests see a peaceful photo safari, but the history of this attraction is wilder than the animals themselves. We’re talking about the original "dark" storyline involving...

Join us for episode 484 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Disney’s Hollywood Studios is having a massive identity crisis. Is it a tribute to the Golden Age of Cinema, or just a parking lot for Star Wars and Toy Story? Disney’s Hollywood Studios is in the middle of a massive identity crisis. Is it a park about the magic of movies, or has it just become a storage locker for big franchises? On this e...

Join us for episode 483 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Is Disney’s 2027 Free Dining offer really as good as it sounds… or is it just clever marketing? In this episode of the Theme Park Trader Podcast, we break down everything you need to know about the latest Walt Disney World Free Dining deal for 2027 — including who it benefits, who it doesn’t, and whether it’s actually worth booking. Before...

Join us for episode 482 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Are you even doing Magic Kingdom right… or are you just eating overpriced rubbish? In this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re putting Walt Disney World’s most iconic park snacks to the ultimate test in our very own Magic Kingdom Snack Games. From the legendary Dole Whip to the controversial Mickey Pretzel, we’ve taken some of the most popu...

Join us for episode 481 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week, we're welcoming Disney's newest theme park, Disney Adventure World! We chat through the opening, what's next, and read out some of the worst reviews for Walt Disney Studios! A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .      

Join us for episode 480 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! On this episode of the Theme Park Trailer Podcast, hosts Ryan and Donna debut a new segment, "Keep It or Kill It," putting Epcot under the microscope. They spar over which attractions and areas should stay, be refreshed, or be ripped out and rebuilt. Their fast-paced discussion covers the UK pavilion makeover, year‑round festivals, the cult...

Join us for episode 479 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Join us for a brand new episode of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week, we’re diving into a controversial topic: what is the worst attraction currently operating at Magic Kingdom in 2026? We’re breaking down the park’s rides, talking about which attractions have aged badly, which ones aren’t worth the wait anymore, and which one we thi...

Join us for episode 478 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week we are reading out poor reviews of Peter Pan's Flight and discussing the new Disney Cruise Line Ship, The Adventure! A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .

Join us for episode 477 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! We chat all things Cake Bake Shop at Disney's Boardwalk Resort before getting into a game/argument of This or That! A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .

Join us for episode 476 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! On this week's show, we go through The Magic of Disney Animation coming to Disney's Hollywood Studios in detail before playing a game of can you guess the restaurant from the one-star review. A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .

Join us for episode 475 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! On this episode of Theme Park Trader, we’re diving into our full January 2026 trip report from Disneyland Paris — and yes, it was cold… but was it worth it? We break down crowd levels, ride availability, seasonal vibes, entertainment, and whether winter is actually a secret sweet spot for visiting. From near walk-ons to bundled-up park stra...

Join us for episode 474 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Whilst we promise to share our trip report from DLP with you soon, we couldn't record on the day that Dinoland U.S.A was closing forever at Disney's Animal Kingdom and not dedicate an episode to a land that has had such an impact on us over the years. Join us as we share the history, memories and of course, a few poor reviews! A reminder, i...

Join us for episode 473 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week we're running through a few unpopular Walt Disney World opinions while also answering a detailed question about the Disney Dining Plan. A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .

Join us for episode 472 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! On this week's show, we discuss all things Disney Dining Plan at Walt Disney World and also how airlines seem to be going full-rip-off mode this Summer. A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram. Also, check out our guide to the DDP in 2026 .

Join us for episode 471 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! Join us as we count down the rides, snacks, shows and little Disney moments we can’t wait to experience on our upcoming Disneyland Paris adventure. A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram.

Join us for episode 470 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! We're feeling all festive this week as we share our experience of attending Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and read out some poor reviews! A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on TikTok or Instagram.

Join us for episode 469 of the Theme Park Trader Podcast! This week we begin by talking about Universal getting the green light to begin work on the UK park before getting into the Christmas event we were invited to last week (where we met The Grinch) and ending on our favourite lands from Universal Orlando Resort. What an episode! A reminder, if you have any questions for us, send us a message on...