The Talon Mix: A Smallville Recap Podcast

Brian & Zach get very into the weeds on Jonathan's campaign for State Senate, Clark's sex life, and... 9/11? Audio is a little off this week due to some connection issues-- Hopefully it isn't too noticeable! Patreon, Discord, and more can be found at: https://brianzachpod.carrd.co/

Christmas?? In September?? Brian and Zach watch what they believe might be one of the best episodes of Smallville. Also they come up with a dumb plan to promote the podcast. Patreon, Discord, and more can be found at: https://brianzachpod.carrd.co/

Brian & Zach watch S5E8 "SOLITUDE" -- and wonder what exactly Brainiac's plan was this whole time? Patreon, Discord, and more can be found at: https://brianzachpod.carrd.co/

It's not safe. (We watched S5E7 "SPLINTER") Patreon, Discord, and more can be found at: https://brianzachpod.carrd.co/

Brian & Zach cringe their way through S5E6 "EXPOSED"-- The episode where Lois goes undercover as a stripper, and also a Duke of Hazzard is here.

Zach and Brian tackle what is largely considered the worst episode of Smallville of all time-- S5E5 "THIRST" -- is it as bad as it's reputation suggests? Also: dick bites.

What is Aquaman doing in landlocked Kansas? Mostly spill Nietzsche lines all over the place. We watched S5E4 "AQUA". Head over to our Patreon to hear our latest bonus episode about  Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One ,  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny , and much more:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DYy...

New episode is running late! In the meantime, Brian & Zach have a brief discussion about the casting announcements of Clark Kent/Superman and Lois Lane for James Gunn's 'Superman Legacy.'

This week we watch Smallville nearly get NUKED in S5E3 "HIDDEN" -- and obviously still talk a lot about Wheatboy. Head over to our Patreon to hear our latest bonus episode about Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part One , Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny , and much more:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4H...

Pat rejoins Brian and Zach in the Phantom Zone to discuss Man of Steel.

Clark has gotten the girl but lost his powers, can he make the trade-off work? Brian and Zach watched S5E2 "MORTAL"

SEASON FIVE BEGINS! Brian & Zach are excited to see if this season is as good as they remember-- and are slightly split on the S5E1 premiere "Arrival." Also, is this the most Brian has ever botched an intro? We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discor...

Another season in the can, another awards celebrating the very best and the very worst of one of the most controversial seasons in the entire run of Smallville. What wins a very tight "Best Needle Drop" race? And who will take home the gold for MVP of the season? And most importantly, is this the year literally anyone from the cast of Smallville shows up? We're massively humbled by a...

Another season in the can! Brian & Zach watch the most expensive episode of Smallville so far, and celebrate the death of the stones storyline. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4HkD

Sorry for the late upload on this one! Brian & Zach watch... a weird one. It's S4E21 "FOREVER" and we wish it would end sooner!

After two great episodes of Smallville... An inevitable quality drop occurs. Brian and Zach talk about The Crater Baby Episode in S4E20 "AGELESS." We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DY...

Clark has amnesia and we continue our love affair with Tubi. We watched S4E19 "BLANK" and really loved it. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4HkD

It's prom season! Brian & Zach recap what is maybe the best episode of Smallville they've watched so far, S4E18 "SPIRIT"-- They also discuss their own experiences with their high school proms, and settle once and for all whether a certain Lifehouse song is disqualified from the End of Season awards. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Pat...

Superman returns from outer space to learn that the world, and Lois Lane, have moved on without him. Brian & Zach watch "SUPERMAN RETURNS" and... woof... it's a rough one. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touc...

The boys regret not coming up with a bit for this one. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord, the best place to get in touch with us:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4HkD

Brian & Zach watch S4E16 "Lucy" -- which sees Lois Lane's sister Lucy come to Smallville and gosh golly get into all sorts of trouble. Also someone get the hose, the boys are talkin' about Tubi again. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episodes:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Disco...

Brian & Zach head to China (or least a street in Vancouver with lanterns) for a deeply weird episode of Smallville that finally ropes Clark into the witch storyline after weeks of... seemingly starring in a completely different show. It's S4E15 "Sacred"! Also discussed: Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Faculty, 80 For Brady, and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. We&...

Brian and Zach watch the season four episode "KRYPTO"-- about a dog that becomes a meteor freak and will someday be voiced by Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson. Also discussed: Recent news about rebooting "Harry Potter" as a television series. We're massively humbled by anyone who decides to support the show via Patreon, and we're glad to offer some dopey bonus episod...

Brian and Zach watch Smallville S4E13 "RECRUIT" and wonder if meteor rocks are present in human urine and what that even means for college sports. Support us on Patreon for access to our bonus show TALON MIX NIGHTS:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4HkD

Brian & Zach discuss S4E12 "PARIAH" -- Alicia Baker's second return to Smallville! Publishing a day early as a mea culpa for missing last week! Support us on Patreon to get a video version of this episode, and access to our bonus show TALON MIX NIGHTS:  patreon.com/TheTalonMix Join our Discord:  https://discord.gg/DYyxhX4HkD