The Swearwolves

Bret, David, and Alan get together in person for the first time in two months, and take a trip back to 1998 for a discussion of two teen horror flicks: Disturbing Behavior and The Faculty .

Bret, David, and Alan blast off and discuss two horror franchise installments that took the phrase “going off the grid” to a whole new level: Leprechaun 4: In Space (1996) and Jason X (2001).

Bret, David, and Alan huff, puff, pant, groan, and grunt their way through a discussion of two early 80’s slashers: Maniac (1980) and Madman (1981). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations as a result of COVID-19, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially responsible for us t...

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of lesser-talked-about Hammer films: The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) and The Devil Rides Out (1968). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations as a result of COVID-19, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially responsible for us to reunite an...

Bret, David, and Alan are joined by a special guest, Christina, to discuss a pair of 80’s vampire flicks: Fright Night (1985) and Near Dark (1987). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations as a result of COVID-19, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially responsible for us to...

Bret, David, and Alan discuss a pair of movies that were suggested by listeners during a recent YouTube livestream: The Uninvited (1944) and Blood Sucking Freaks (1976). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations as a result of COVID-19, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially respo...

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two horror-comedies about the complications of homeownership: House (1986), and its absolutely bonkers sequel, House II: The Second Story (1987). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations as a result of COVID-19, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially...

Still recording remotely, Bret, David, and Alan discuss Bret’s recent trip to London and Paris, and review two films about Americans traveling to those very cities, becoming werewolves, and eating the locals: An American Werewolf in London (1981) and its 1997 sequel, An American Werewolf in Paris . Bon appetit! *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations, this episode was recorded remotely...

While the horrors of today remain all too real, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two movies in which the lines are a bit more blurry: Magic (1978) and Daniel Isn’t Real (2019). *Due to CDC social distancing recommendations, this episode was recorded remotely via Skype. We apologize for the reduced audio quality, but we’ll continue to record in this manner until it’s socially responsible f...

Exactly 28 days after their last recording session, Bret, David, and Alan practice social distancing by recording remotely from their respective homes (hence the diminished audio quality), and discuss two virus-themed horror films: 28 Days Later (2002) and Mayhem (2017). The world is admittedly scarier right now than any horror movie, so please take care of yourselves and be kind to one another. F...

Bret, David, and Alan sharpen their Rubik’s Cube skills and discuss Clive Barker’s directorial debut, Hellraiser (1987), and its first of many sequels: Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988).

Bret, David, and Alan discuss two 80’s horror films about kids fighting off monsters: Neon Maniacs (1986) and The Gate (1987). Are these movies in the spirit of The Goonies and The Monster Squad , or are they goofy and make them want to take a monster squat?

Bret, David, and Alan celebrate Women in Horror Month a week late (sorry) by discussing two horror films about women trying to save themselves from impending doom: Drag Me To Hell (2009) and It Follows (2014). They wrap things up with a throwback to Episode 9’s Monster Battle Royale. This time, however, it’s all about horror’s final girls. Which heroine will be crowned the ultima...

Bret, David, and Alan take a break from watching horror movies, and instead listen to the music behind the mayhem – discussing some of their personal favorite horror film scores. You’re along for the ride, as this episode is full of sound clips.

Bret, David, and Alan order a pizza, try on different outfits, and brazenly take their shirts off in front of open windows as they discuss two 80’s slashers written, directed, and about women who ultimately turn the tables on their assailants: The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) and Sorority House Massacre (1986).

Bret, David, and Alan whisper sweet nothings to each other, eat chocolates, break into spontaneous song (as is tradition), and then proceed to rip each other’s hearts out as they discuss My Bloody Valentine (1981) and The Loved Ones (2009).

This week, Bret, David, and Alan discuss two Wes Craven films from the 1980’s. First (in between many tangents), they walk through The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988). Then – at long last – they break down a film they’ve been joking about since their very first episode: Shocker (1989)!

Bret, David, and Alan turn on the subtitles and watch a pair of foreign language horror films about women who aren’t quite what they seem: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) and Raw (2016).

Bret, David, and Alan put on their Power Gloves, crack open some beers, crank Alice Cooper up to eleven, and discuss a pair of “part sixes” with conflicting resolutions: Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) and Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991). Who will live?* Who will die?** *The title of this episode contains spoilers also… **The titles of these films cont...

Bret, David, and Alan are joined one more time by Bootsie, and discuss two documentaries about horror films: The American Nightmare (2000) and Going To Pieces (2006).

Bret, David, and Alan are once again joined by Bootsie, and discuss two 1981 horror films by The Godfather of Gore, Lucio Fulci: The Beyond and The House by the Cemetery .

Bret, David, and Alan ring in 2020 with an old friend of Bret’s (and loyal Swearwolves listener/horror fanatic), “Bootsie,” for a discussion of two films by Robert Eggers: The Witch (2015) and The Lighthouse (2019). Are these overblown exercises in pretentiousness, or are we witnessing a filmmaker on the path to mastering the genre? You needn’t consult a billygoat nor a mer...

In the last Swearwolves podcast of the decade, Bret, David, & Alan count down to 2020 with two rock and roll themed horror films: Suck (2009) and Green Room (2015). They also discuss the upcoming Swearwolves podcast score, with original music composed and performed by David and his bandmate, Aaron Moya. Available on all major music streaming platforms January 10th, 2020. Just search “Aar...

Put on your butt-flap pajamas, pour some eggnog, and have a holly, jolly Christmas as Bret, David, and Alan get sloshed while talking about Santa’s Slay (2005) and A Christmas Horror Story (2015).

Bret, David, and Alan get weird and discuss two mind-bending sci-fi horror flicks: Altered States (1980) and Beyond The Black Rainbow (2010).