The Supernatural Protection Company

Hi folks. What you are about to hear is... different from what you may expect from me. I hope that you approach it with an open mind. Fiction is an important tool in a world that is often cruel and without empathy for the average struggles we face, and it is an escape that can help us get through the day. But it is not an excuse disengage with the harshness of reality and willfully ignore what is...

Dr. Marcus Williams calls to register his therapy practice for vampires as an in-network provider. Episode Transcript This episode was performed by Adam Robinson and Saph the Something Written and produced by Saph the Something You can hear more of Adam's work as a charming immortal in The Moon Crown , a weird-fiction cosmic horror show focused on Filipino mythology and some of the most intere...

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Employees from VINCULA call about a broken recording device, and definitely don't let slip any confidential or proprietary company intel. Episode Transcript This episode was created in collaboration with Syntax , a sci-fi horror audio drama that I personally love and recommend. Featuring the vocal talents of: Ty Von as Silas Beth Phung as Cassius Morgie Bee as Elizabeth Jules Christine as Alyx...

John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction. CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty Episode Transcript   Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something , based on a concept from Mr. Iron.  TUMBLR:  @TheSPCpodcast   MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co   BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON:  /sap...

EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING Don't forget to buckle your seatbelt, this road isn't the safest... K I L L FM is the brainchild of a bunch of audio drama creators who wanted to make something extra special and spooky. Transcripts and segment credits, descriptions, and links are available on: kill-fm.com This special broadcast features (in order): Wireland Ranch , The Moon Crown , Echoes (In) Bet...

This Halloween, if you find yourself facing a potentially spooky problem with no clue what to do, call us! Because we know it can be scary when you aren't completely sure whether the trick-or-treaters are actual ghosts and goblins. The Hallow's Eve Emergency Hotline is a special service we provide to all, whether you have an active policy or not, so don't hesitate to give us a ring! Ep...

A new member of the Braedon, Alberta community calls to be added to the town's policy. This episode is a pre-canon crossover with our friend Jess Syratt, creator of the wonderful supernatural podcast Nowhere, On Air . Episode Transcript Performed by Jess Syratt and Saph the Something . Written and produced by Saph the Something . Nowhere, On Air: TWITTER: @NowhereOnAir and @jesssyratt KOFI: /n...

Mr. Porter has complaints about the online claim filer, a cryptid, and probably most people who have the displeasure of speaking with him. Episode Transcript Performed by Kyle Sowa and Saph the Something . Written and produced by Saph the Something , based on a concept by Kyle Sowa. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON:  /saphthesomething KOFI...

Call from Ms. Diana Sherwood regarding the melted remains of her vehicle in her apartment parking lot. Episode Transcript Improvised by friend of the show Firefly and Saph the Something , based on a concept by Firefly. TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI: /saphthesomething The SPC Website YouTube with video versions: T...

Internal recording of agent follow-up call with Mr. Ken Hartford, concerning an incident that occurred when inspecting his newly purchased home. Episode Transcript Improvised by Grant Ravary and Saph the Something based on a concept by Grant Ravary. Produced by Saph the Something . TUMBLR: @TheSPCpodcast MASTODON: @TheSPCpodcast@podvibes.co BLUESKY: @TheSPCpodcast PATREON: /saphthesomething KOFI:...

Life is full enough of challenges without the paranormal getting involved. So when your home is flooded with spectral goo or your pet is speaking in tongues, the last thing you should be worried about is whether the local witch doctor can provide the right service at an affordable price!  Here at The Supernatural Protection Company , it is our mission to make your life easier, no matter what kind...

AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello, and thank you for calling The Supernatural Protection Company, the world’s largest provider of paranormal insurance. Please stay on the line until one of our quality customer service agents is available to assist you. From haunted houses to hexed health, we here at The SPC believe you deserve quality assistance no matter the issue. We know you have options when it comes to...