The Stuart Bedasso Show

Turns out the Christmas Tree Store went belly up last year.  Good riddance!  And eff Netflix, too.  We're watching Means. TV.  And no more OnlyFans .  Get your groove on somewhere else.  Melyssa zags when everyone thought she was going to zig.  Gift cards from the awesome folks on our website make awesome gifts.  Check 'em out at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Dave and Eve get a new dog...for a little while.  How does YOUR town handle stray animals?  Should we eat them?  How did you get your name?  Buy local and stick it to The Man.  You can do some ethical holiday shopping at www. StuartBedasso.com .  

You don't have to start a group, there are countless communities fighting for change - join one !  Celebrities who threaten to or have already moved out of the country because of the election can eff all the way off.  We're not crying, you're crying.  Someone's had a minor surgical procedure.  Check out all the things at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Look, we were going to have to fight for our rights and against genocide no matter which corporate douchenozzle won.  So put on the panties of your choice and let's get going ! The Trump cabinet is a reality show.  This podcast is going to live in your head.  Check out all the happenings at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Carrie, Melyssa, & Dave talk about...you know...that unfortunate election the other day.  We're going to keep up the good fight .  Are you?  How do you take in music these days?  Maybe the 8-track will make comeback. Bad booze from the ages.  The soundtrack to the Revolution is at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Did you vote yet?  Get out there and vote against genocide !  And feel free to NOT vote for Marcus C. Williams for anything.  Dave has a story about school where he doesn't get fired, but he almost got tased...bro.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Dave has good intentions, but wounds Melyssa & Carrie with some chiltepin peppers.  Ooooh, that stings.  Why are Simpson's story lines becoming true?  If you're in NYS vote YES for Proposition 1 and stick it to the transphobes.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

It's Melyssa's turn to go through active shooter training; no gun porn.  Find your local indie bookstore today!  Y'all need a little Kumbaya in your lives, you filthy animals.  Support us, as always, at www. StuartBedasso.com .

How did you get your first name?  People are starting to come around to Jill Stein for President .  We guess most just aren't down with genocide.  Everybody loves them some sportsball.  Go Team Go!  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Melyssa goes hiking with art.  Covid is still a thing, y'all.  Be safe out there.  Dave gets two jabs. You need a band name?  We got a band name for you!  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Yes, we talk about "the debate".  If that doesn't make you vote for Jill Stein , then you're just a fascist.  Dave has another hissyfit, then has to walk it back.  Learning a language can be hard, but it can also be boring.  Carrie is with us talking about the things.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Everyone loves a parade, especially when we're in it!  Happy Labor Day!  We're all dying, so hold Melyssa's headstick.  Congressman Nakedticklefight was Eric Massa.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Sideboob is good for you.  It's science.  And don't be hating on porn; you don't like it, don't watch it.  We talk about Jeezy Creezy and those who love him...or the idea of him.  You seriously should be voting for Jill Stein in November.  Straight up.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com.

Vote / Write-in Jill Stein for President .  You'll be glad you did.  Then you can support Dave at www. DaveForChange.org .  Don't give up on the COVID.  Get your vaccine.  Can local sportsball teams be owned by the public?  We say yay!  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Carrie is hanging out this week while Melssya deals with the 'rona.  Kickball is the measure of how we're living our lives.  You want books?   We got books .  Child care is seen as a blessing if your country isn't a cuck to capitalism.  Support us and get books at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Someone should have sent drag queens to the Olympics.  They've never been DQed because of their package.  Everyone has their own Patchouli Girl.  {sigh}  Melyssa goes to Baltimore and meets Noah Pierre .  And fuck Steven Segal.  Not literally.  Support Stuart at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Part 2 about the ADHD.  If you got it, you really should check out the book .  Dave goes to a baby shower.  We brainstorm campaign ideas for his City Council run.  Support us on the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bedasso .

Dave made the Audubon Society's Most Wanted List.  We're gearing up for this year's Pride Festival.  Melyssa has a book recommendation if you have the ADHD.  Don't be Poop Pants Guy. You should love us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Special K is back in the house and we get her fired up.  Should your kids be watching whatever they want?  When should they have phones?  Freedom Foundation can eff all the way off.  You should go to isidewith.com and vote your values.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

It's a complicated world, but sometimes not so much.  You don't want genocide, you have one choice this November.  That's pretty much the deal.   Vote Jill Stein .  And don't use Fed Ex, unless you subscribe to Beer Drop .  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

BREAKING NEWS:  Billy Bragg is still NOT coming on The Stuart Bedasso Show.  Listen for more details.  Dave just wanted to talk about plants, but Melyssa was all about the politics this week.  Wait.  Reverse that.  OK.  You've been voting against what you don't want for decades.  How's that going?   Vote for what you want .  And support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Carrie is back in the house.  You'd think we'd be solving the world's problems...not this week.  A lot of talking about pop culture past and Niagara Falls.  It's the return of Garage Sale Bro's.  Ick.  Guess who's probably not coming on the show.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Happy B-Day to all the birthday folks!  Dave fall down go boom.  You should be propping up Jill Stein .  Work around planned obsolescence.  Want to hear the "lost" episode?  Our Patreon is at www.patreon.com/bedasso .

After a brief Sticking-it-to-The-Man hiatus, we're back!  It was only a few weeks.  Dave tells tales about his activism; the good, the bad, and the crazy-assed RFK folks.  A lot of folks are supporting Jill Stein for President .  You should, too.  Melyssa's going on a trip to get her a snow globe.  We revisit a bad idea from the past.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com

The law is different for different people.  Dave's paying his speeding ticket, will Sandra Doorley ?  It's political petitioning season and all the fun that brings.  We have some internet beef to chew on.  Melyssa's into lilacs, end of story.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .