The Stuart Bedasso Show

Looks like we've been shadowbanned.  Please support us by liking and sharing our social media .  Eff the holidays, don't be a douche all year.  Unity?  With effwads?  Nah.  We show you how small businesses can make a difference.  Time to start thinking community first.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

How many people are in your spank bank?  Not judging, just looking for ideas.  We're NOT going to have the guy who pays people to protest on the show.  Oh, we have the creepy.  Capitalism is killing us.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

We really don't care if the Orange Gobblin gives head, sex with children is a no go. Start building communities, don't rely on heroes.  Do NOT use AI - period.  What is treason?  It's probably a myth.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

While there's no such things as "ethical capitalism" shopping at the Costco is better than most.  And speaking of capitalism, Dave's not spending hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on Rush tickets.  Can we slow down on the Momdani hype, please.  Don't wait for a hero, go get your hands dirty.  You should check out Cooperation Jackson . Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Once again, we're baaaack!  We debrief Dave's latest attempt to stick it to The Man.  Melyssa's on legal meth.  You can boof if you want to...cause your friends don't boof and if they don't boof then they're no friends of mine.  PSA: how to keep your sourdough bread fresh.  You're welcome.  Visit us at www. StuartBedasso.com

Once again, go to https://generalstrikeus.com to get on board.  This is where we have power to change the world.  You think you know what should be taught in our schools?  Eff off.  Dave needs help with the TikTok.  Go to @daveforchange to show some love.  Don't get tapped on the head again, ask us for help in finding that button.  Support us and listen to cool stuff at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Yeah, yeah, we know.  We recorded the show a week ago and just getting to posting it.  Dave gets together with most of the old crew.  Party animals they're not.  Unique issues for candidates - lawn sign problems.  Kenny Rogers said it best when it came to Facebook posts...know when to walk away.  The universe is always telling us to eff off, but are we listening?  Support us at www. StuartBedasso....

The only thing we have left to change the direction we're going in is a general strike.  Sign up at generalstrikeus.com .  You like books?  We got books.  Use comedy to deal with stuff - but not at the expense of action.  You can support Dave's effort to stick it to The Man at www.daveforchange.org .

Carrie is moving...into her 20's.  Let's have a garage sale!  Melyssa is also selling stuff.  Whatever happened to the Dark Brothers ?  Was Jaws a "monster movie"?  Are you good enough for house water?  Get your special drawer stuff at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Melyssa's experiencing working in retail - digital style.  Is Reddit the cesspool we hear it is?  More tales from Dave's campaign for local office.  We ain't scared of your passive-aggressiveness!  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Is it end stage capitalism or folks just getting their kicks...or both!  Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap, because...you asked for it?  Carrie's got a new 2nd job.  We're looking up dinglberry porn.  You can jig if you want to.  Support us always at www. StuartBedasso.com

Here's part 2 of our time at the 2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival .  We talked to Some really rad folks, including the Pretty Kitties Burlesque cats, Martin from F&F, and more.  In fact, we ran out of time so we'll be posting more audio from REAF on our Patreon page.  Stay tuned.  If you're into the kinky, this show's for you!  As always, support us at www. StuartBedasso.com.

We're back at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival.  Part 1 of our conversations with friends new and old.  We've got to try the pancakes in Florida!  One day the 2 of you are going to the prom, 20 years later you're swapping in a hotel.  The latest Hallmark Channel movie?  We talk erotic make-up with a pro.  Shout out to our friends at Clone-A-Willy for hooking us up with the goods once again!  Sup...

We do what all the cool kids are doing these days...no, not THAT...unboxing!  We find out what Empire Labs sent us to raffle off at the Erotic Arts Festival in a couple of weeks.  We really are OG Podcasters.  How do peons such as us fix this mess of a country?  Two words.  General Strike.  Check out www. GeneralStrikeUS.com .  Then support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

A St. Patrick's Day Parade for the ages!  Dave gets flipped off by The Man.  Melyssa's Medicaid Matters!  We have the best friends; Empire Labs is hooking us up, again!  Nothing sexier than ducks in vans.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

To all you yard freaks out there - don't clean up yet !  There are still pollinators sleeping and we need them.  Wait another month.  Tonic Water is the devil's ass swill.  Bro, if you can't find the Clitoris, don't call yourself out.  Important social etiquette discussion - should you talk to someone while they're peeing?  Peace out, Jensen.   www. StuartBedasso.com .

Let's cut to the chase; there's not a lot of sexy or funny here.  But if you're worrying about the state of things, we're all up in that.  Dave's trying to change things at a local level and that includes parades!. March in a parade!  You can make the one-day boycott a full-time thing; just do it one thing at a time.  Make us focus on our Patreon account by subscribing at www.patreon.com/bedasso .

Carrie and Dave hold down the fort.  Carrie has a doppleganger out there somewhere.  Where are you Carrie II?  We traverse through the boycott jungle.  Be careful or you'll end up smelling like Dave.  We find out after the show that Carrie doesn't actually know what pegging is.  Here's a list of social media accounts you should follow:   https://www.coolcatsforchange.com/p/news-sources.html .  And...

Dave gets sent to the showers.  It was probably for the best.  There's a lot of cool things about running for office, having to listen to politicians is not one of them.  Yuck.  Bad beer is in the mouth of the beholder.  We kick Target to the curb.  Hello Costco!  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com

When it comes to social etiquette we're all trained monkeys; but some of us are more trained than others.  Are you ready to start protesting yet?  An audio podcast talks about sign language.  This should go well.   Know Your Rights .  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com

All the bread, but without the carbs!  But don't get us started on apples.  We'll cut you.  So apparently having a place to live is Marxist.  Sure, why not!  Your boy, Bernie .  Yeah, he voted for Marco Rubio to be our Secretary of State.  Still feelin that Bern?  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Pick your nose, at your own risk !  We may have discovered the worst internship ever!  Melyssa's talking about Jen's Artisan Bread in Rochester.  Get your hands on some if you can.  Dave fights Zionism with recycling.  Listen to our 24/7 radio station and more at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Suckhole James Woods says we should burn all the Palestinians, then cries when his house catches fire.  Karma's a bitch DB.  Local electeds who hold "public" hearings during the workday, don't really want to hear from you.  You know who you are.  We're helping Carrie hook-up.  Get YOUR thrills at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Special K is back!  Finally!  And while Carrie isn't here, we still talk about what's inside her, if you catch my drift. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on Nanna; she'll cut your commie ass.  Where do you get your news ?  We help out a little.  The ONE time Dave's mind should be in the gutter... there's more at www. StuartBedasso.com .

Can animals give consent?  Think before you dress them up.  Dudes are getting a bit uppity now that the Orange Shitgibbon is coming back.  Don't take their shit.  Dave's having some campaign anxiety.  Support us at www. StuartBedasso.com .